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Re: Help us out.
« Reply #20 on: April 28, 2006, 07:43:23 am »
everything but 50,000,000 Nq and 1000 units of mine are hard earned. :P

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Re: Help us out.
« Reply #21 on: April 28, 2006, 09:09:56 am »
LAWL =p
I love raiding people its so l3333t (= let me see if neo has some extra troops  ;)

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Re: Help us out.
« Reply #22 on: April 28, 2006, 09:12:05 am »
In a fury, the two opposing forces clash!



The forces of Infernal rush in full force, and inflict 77,272,197 damage on Reynard's forces!
It was confirmed that 1 of Reynard's forces fell at the hands of Infernal's assult.


The forces of Reynard fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 66,232,320 damage on Infernal's forces!
They managed to eradicate 2 of Infernal's troops.



Putting down the chronicled battle report, you cross reference and call for the corrosponding military armory reports to see the state of your weapons after such a battle...

Your Targeted Gate Weapon went from strength 2,560 to 2,550 (now 2550/2560 and 0 percent damaged)
You make a mental note to have these repaired, as you know damaged weapons are not only less powerful, but if damaged enough, must be destroyed.



The forces of Infernal conquered those of Reynard
The forces of Reynard flee from the battlefield! One could see glory on the face of the victors, and spite on the defeated!


The forces of Infernal were free to take what they could conquer!

Considering the distance to travel, the enthusiasm of the troops for this battle, and the degree to which they were comfortable in their victory,and 0 Untrained Jaffa ware taken from the realm of Reynard.
From now on, these are know as the Untrained Jaffa of Infernal!

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Re: Help us out.
« Reply #23 on: April 28, 2006, 02:45:46 pm »
Oh infernal... ts tsk now The guardian Angel, the great equalizer must set chaos on it's course in your territory once again.  :'(  ::) VERY BAD THINGS!
Peace is a lie, There is only Passion
Through Passion I gain Strength
Through Strength I gain Power
Through Power I gain Victory
Through Victory my chains are broken

The world of man must come to a quick, decisive end. Lest we waste our time on you any longer. ~The Fallen Angel
Falling from grace isn't nearly as painful as surviving the impact. ~The Tormented Angel

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Re: Help us out.
« Reply #24 on: April 28, 2006, 02:53:04 pm »
The army of Tobal stormed the realm of Infernal!
In a fury, the two opposing forces clash!
Tobal, personally commanding Tobal 1, their MotherShip, initiates the battle.
Tobal 1 hovers above the battle!
Tobal's Tobal 1 adds 184,154,880 additional attack onto their ground troops!

The forces of Tobal rush in full force, and inflict 368,309,760 damage on Infernal's forces!
It was confirmed that 12 of Infernal's forces fell at the hands of Tobal's assult.
The forces of Infernal fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 61,464,576 damage on Tobal's forces!
They managed to eradicate 11 of Tobal's troops.
Putting down the chronicled battle report, you cross reference and call for the corrosponding military armory reports to see the state of your weapons after such a battle...
Your Targeted Gate Weapon went from strength 2,560 to 2,516 (now 2516/2560 and 2 percent damaged)
The forces of Tobal massacred those of Infernal
The forces of Infernal flee from the battlefield! One could see glory on the face of the victors, and spite on the defeated!
Considering what was available at the time in the realm of Infernal, it is recorded that
a total of 65,383,932 Naquadah was taken from the realm of Infernal
Many wonder if Infernal will consider retaliation, but - when force meets force - there will have to be some changes in the preparedness of Infernal before such a feat should wisely be considered!
You engage your conversion facilities and convert 1 enemy troops to serve you, as their god!
The process was partially successful on 0 enemies - they can serve as mercs at best.
Your new troops are integrated into your untrained ranks.
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« Last Edit: April 28, 2006, 02:57:34 pm by Guardian »
Peace is a lie, There is only Passion
Through Passion I gain Strength
Through Strength I gain Power
Through Power I gain Victory
Through Victory my chains are broken

The world of man must come to a quick, decisive end. Lest we waste our time on you any longer. ~The Fallen Angel
Falling from grace isn't nearly as painful as surviving the impact. ~The Tormented Angel

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Re: Help us out.
« Reply #25 on: April 28, 2006, 02:57:06 pm »
Next time you take action against me I will ask my alliance to take action. We were even, now you owe me. Please do not try me.

~Neo

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Re: Help us out.
« Reply #26 on: April 29, 2006, 01:13:33 am »
Hehe i was just playin round  ;)

Gaurdian rawr you will get pwned soon enuff youll see...
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Mothership Anubis is online  8)

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Re: Help us out.
« Reply #27 on: April 29, 2006, 08:14:51 pm »
Tobal 1 will not fall to something so... cheap. You have built everything on the graces of some "Commander" that has been lining your pocket from day 1. If you take a single more actions aginast anyone in my alliance then  I will farm your sorry @$$ until all you have is TENTS!   >:(
P.S. Have a nice day.   ::)
Peace is a lie, There is only Passion
Through Passion I gain Strength
Through Strength I gain Power
Through Power I gain Victory
Through Victory my chains are broken

The world of man must come to a quick, decisive end. Lest we waste our time on you any longer. ~The Fallen Angel
Falling from grace isn't nearly as painful as surviving the impact. ~The Tormented Angel

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Re: Help us out.
« Reply #28 on: April 30, 2006, 12:23:49 am »
Whoah. That's a bit harsh. Seriously, it is only a game.
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Re: Help us out.
« Reply #29 on: April 30, 2006, 01:25:40 am »
Well, I thought it was appropriate.  ;D ;D ;D  :o  ::)
Besides, when I finally get killed, I hate for it to be by some 1337 speaking hacker who did nothing for himself...  ::)
Peace is a lie, There is only Passion
Through Passion I gain Strength
Through Strength I gain Power
Through Power I gain Victory
Through Victory my chains are broken

The world of man must come to a quick, decisive end. Lest we waste our time on you any longer. ~The Fallen Angel
Falling from grace isn't nearly as painful as surviving the impact. ~The Tormented Angel

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Re: Help us out.
« Reply #30 on: April 30, 2006, 09:43:42 am »
Very true.  Nothing worse than the last thing you hear being "d00d! j00 got pwn3d!!"

*shudders*

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Re: Help us out.
« Reply #31 on: April 30, 2006, 01:26:54 pm »
Odd... I've never had a problem with that. The thing that I never want to hear is: "What happened? Did I press the wrong button?"

There's nothing more humiliating then someone who's never played a game before, and doesn't even understand what they're doing totally pwning your ass.
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Re: Help us out.
« Reply #32 on: April 30, 2006, 04:50:23 pm »
Yeah, I'd say that's a bit worse but Caenus nailed it square between the eyes.  ::)
Peace is a lie, There is only Passion
Through Passion I gain Strength
Through Strength I gain Power
Through Power I gain Victory
Through Victory my chains are broken

The world of man must come to a quick, decisive end. Lest we waste our time on you any longer. ~The Fallen Angel
Falling from grace isn't nearly as painful as surviving the impact. ~The Tormented Angel

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Re: Help us out.
« Reply #33 on: April 30, 2006, 06:17:15 pm »
[...]but Caenus nailed it square between the eyes.  ::)

He really needs to work on his aim...
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Re: Help us out.
« Reply #34 on: May 01, 2006, 12:55:49 am »
Better than yours.  God, I thought I'd never get that stain off my shirt.   :o

Seriously dude, that's the last time I hold the camera.



Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww . . .



ARGH!!! CRAP!!!  Now I can't get these jokes out of my head!!!! 

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*Brain . . . ASPLODE!*
« Last Edit: June 15, 2006, 02:34:28 pm by Caenus »
Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee God for forgiveness.

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Re: Help us out.
« Reply #35 on: May 01, 2006, 07:24:30 am »
 :o
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The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from Vin Diesel and forgot to pay him back.

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Re: Help us out.
« Reply #36 on: May 01, 2006, 12:51:28 pm »
hAHAHAHA aw man i was at nor'easter, 36 hour lan party and 500  people

Anyway so after all the real tournements they had a soul caliber 2 one, so i signed up even though i had never played this game before I used sum dude called nightmare and i got to friggen semi-finals ROFL

Should of seen the look on the 3rd guy a beat when after I beat him I ask "So erm how do you block anyway?"

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Re: Help us out.
« Reply #37 on: May 01, 2006, 01:56:12 pm »
*pokes infernal with the "n0obz" stick*
Peace is a lie, There is only Passion
Through Passion I gain Strength
Through Strength I gain Power
Through Power I gain Victory
Through Victory my chains are broken

The world of man must come to a quick, decisive end. Lest we waste our time on you any longer. ~The Fallen Angel
Falling from grace isn't nearly as painful as surviving the impact. ~The Tormented Angel

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Re: Help us out.
« Reply #38 on: May 01, 2006, 02:18:13 pm »
Nightmare is the shiznit.


He's got that BIG ASS sword.


I beat most of that game with Maxi and Spawn. 
« Last Edit: June 15, 2006, 02:34:51 pm by Caenus »
Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee God for forgiveness.

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Re: Help us out.
« Reply #39 on: May 01, 2006, 05:54:49 pm »
Never played. Need to be inducted. Although those aren't my style of games.
"Just because my math may tell lies doesn't mean that I don't understand the quantum mechanics of it all." --Caenus

The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from Vin Diesel and forgot to pay him back.

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