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Re: Corrupt a Wish...
« Reply #560 on: April 28, 2008, 06:33:14 pm »
Granted! I am now active in this thread.

I wish I had those pictures I wanted.

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« Reply #561 on: April 28, 2008, 06:34:55 pm »
Wish granted, but they were of Morgul naked.

I wish that I could stop watching this movie and get some work done.

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« Reply #562 on: April 28, 2008, 06:36:47 pm »
Granted, but you kept listening to it so you broke things while you did the chores.

I wish that my nose wasn't stuffy.

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« Reply #563 on: April 28, 2008, 06:39:09 pm »
Wish granted, but then you'd take a decongestant... then you'd start feeling all light headed. You'd end up doing something that you regretted.

I wish that my hands weren't so cold.

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« Reply #564 on: April 28, 2008, 06:40:46 pm »
Granted, but now they're down my pants. Jesus christ woman, wear some mitts.

I'm kind of hungry..so I wish I had pizza.

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« Reply #565 on: April 28, 2008, 06:44:24 pm »
Wish granted, but it was Hawaiian pizza.... And I stole it all because I like it. Well, minus the ham.

I wish that people would stop ragging on me for being a vegetarian.

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« Reply #566 on: April 28, 2008, 06:45:42 pm »
Wish granted, people will no longer rag on you for being a vegetarian. You're not longer a vegetarian.

I wish I had something to do as I am very bored.

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« Reply #567 on: April 28, 2008, 06:48:55 pm »
Wish granted, but the only thing that you could think of would be to masturbate with your own tears and blood as lubricant.

I wish my foot hadn't fallen asleep.

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« Reply #568 on: April 28, 2008, 08:09:07 pm »
your foot didn't fall asleep...it exploded.

I wish that i had known a certain something before i made a deal with someone.
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« Reply #569 on: April 28, 2008, 08:15:03 pm »
Wish granted, but it got people pissed off at you anyways

I wish that I wasn't surrounded by assholes.

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« Reply #570 on: April 28, 2008, 08:42:32 pm »
You're not...you are now surrounded by heartless bitches...one of which i seem to be right now.

i wish that i wasn't so stupid sometimes.
~Erica~

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« Reply #571 on: April 28, 2008, 08:58:43 pm »
Wish granted, but then you'd have no excuse. That would just make you a cunt.

I wish David wasn't in his study group.

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« Reply #572 on: April 28, 2008, 09:01:59 pm »
he's not....he's in Texas visiting Chris.....and he forgot to buy you a ticket.

I wish that I could visit CHris in Texas.
~Erica~

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« Reply #573 on: April 28, 2008, 09:03:43 pm »
Wish granted, but then you never came back home, and Chris moved up to New York two hours before you got there.

I wish I wasn't so cold.

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« Reply #574 on: April 28, 2008, 09:06:14 pm »
you're not cold....you have a fever.

i wish that i wasn't such an asshole sometimes.
~Erica~

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« Reply #575 on: April 28, 2008, 09:26:57 pm »
Wish granted, but then I'd tell you to not complain about it as much.

I wish I didn't just break a nail.

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« Reply #576 on: April 28, 2008, 09:31:23 pm »
you didn't break a nail...you broke them all...at the same time. :doh: How'd you manage that one?

I wish that i lived closer to my boyfriend.
~Erica~

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« Reply #577 on: April 28, 2008, 09:36:23 pm »
Wish granted, but he lived in your backyard, and your parents grew suspicious and made you stop dating.

I wish I could actually pay attention to this movie.

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« Reply #578 on: April 28, 2008, 09:38:21 pm »
you can...but that doesn't mean that i leave you alone.  :-p

I wish that i had the guts to actually tell my parents that i have a boyfriend.
~Erica~

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« Reply #579 on: April 28, 2008, 09:40:03 pm »
Wish granted, but you didn't have the guts. Your brother did. Then you were grounded.

I wish my neck didn't hurt.