Author Topic: Corrupt a Wish... (Read 236360 times)

Kmd4390 · « **Reply #600 on:** April 30, 2008, 06:52:15 pm »

you do but still screw it up somehow.

I wish it didn't snow today. (my fault. erica wished for it to stop raining and my corruption was that it snowed. Look back about 2 days.)

xofelf · « **Reply #601 on:** May 01, 2008, 09:34:13 pm »

it didn't snow today...we had a week of no precipitation of any kind..not even dew...and New York became a desert and everyone blames you...you're a wanted man now

i wish that my baby sister was home! I really want to see her.

Kmd4390 · « **Reply #602 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:17:38 am »

she is but you're blind so you can't see her.

I wish I wasn't stuck in a desert.

xofelf · « **Reply #603 on:** May 02, 2008, 01:46:28 pm »

you're not stuck in a desert...you're stuck handcuffed to a seat in a bus filled with convicts....and you're next on their hit list.

i wish that i didn't only get junk mail.

Kmd4390 · « **Reply #604 on:** May 02, 2008, 01:54:12 pm »

you get death threats emailed to you.

I wish there were enough people who wanted to play football right now.

xofelf · « **Reply #605 on:** May 02, 2008, 02:29:30 pm »

there are..but then you break your leg and you can't play anymore.

i wish that my stepdad would wake up and get my little brother up...having his little voice in the background going, "Up...Down....Up...Down" can be very distracting.

Kmd4390 · « **Reply #606 on:** May 02, 2008, 03:47:53 pm »

like a broken leg would stop me....

wish granted, he wakes up bux annoys the hell out of you.

I wish I had some food...

xofelf · « **Reply #607 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:00:21 pm »

you have food..but you are allergic to they type that you have.

i wish that i could get scholarships without having to write essays.

Kmd4390 · « **Reply #608 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:12:48 pm »

instead an essay, you have to write a research paper. 20 pages.

I wish there was more Family Guy that I haven't seen already.

xofelf · « **Reply #609 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:35:57 pm »

there is but you can't watch them...your TV exploded!

i wish that my one hand wasn't cold.

Kmd4390 · « **Reply #610 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:15:29 pm »

it's really hot instead.

I wish I had something to wish for

xofelf · « **Reply #611 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:31:30 pm »

you do..till it melts...

i wish that i always knew when someone was telling the truth.

Kmd4390 · « **Reply #612 on:** May 02, 2008, 10:00:22 pm »

you do but then you realize you were better off not knowing the truth.

I wish my wish didn't melt.

leftie · « **Reply #613 on:** May 02, 2008, 11:17:42 pm »

It didn't. Instead, you discovered your one true wish, your wish above all others, your heart's deepest and purest desire.
After coming to this remarkable epiphany, you go out in search of the fulfillment of your wish. After all, what is a wish if you do not wish it to be true?
However, years pass and you have wasted away, squandering love, wealth, friendship and all other worldly and spiritual pleasures in pursuit of this one wish.
Without any time, nor anything else to live for, you simply lay down, and let death take you, never knowing true happiness.

I'm feeling slightly melodramatic.

I wish that I was actually prepared for the Comic Expo tomorrow.

Kmd4390 · « **Reply #614 on:** May 03, 2008, 05:53:10 pm »

you stay up all night preparing and get no sleep. You wake up to discover it was canceled. (nice corruption by the way.)

I wish my girlfriend was still here.

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #615 on:** May 04, 2008, 04:24:12 pm »

Wish granted, but your girlfriend left you for windshipper.

I wish that I didn't start out in such a shitty mood today.

Kmd4390 · « **Reply #616 on:** May 04, 2008, 05:12:50 pm »

you didn't but you finished out in one.

I wish I could find the score to the damn yankee game!

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #617 on:** May 04, 2008, 06:22:57 pm »

Wish granted, but then I told you about how I made an incredibly rude statement about the Yankees yesterday while playing Apples to Apples.

I wish I could go get ice cream.

Kmd4390 · « **Reply #618 on:** May 04, 2008, 06:39:51 pm »

wish granted but it is the worst ice cream you ever had.

I wish people knew when to stop bugging people.......

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #619 on:** May 04, 2008, 06:41:38 pm »

Wish granted, but that meant that they would stop bugging you and start bugging you friends, which would result in you having no friends.

I wish that I didn't get tired all of a sudden.

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