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Re: Corrupt a Wish...
« Reply #200 on: February 08, 2006, 07:57:05 pm »
tinyelf, I'll help too:

This is a set of books. Doesn't matter what they say, just that they're bad - they're so bad we wouldn't dare crack them open, lest we become tainted by those bad things that they say. Further, we can't allow other people to read these books either, lest we have a bunch of people tainted by the bad things these books say all walking around and infecting other people with these bad ideas. So we ban them - we remove them from every bookstore and every library. If we see a person with the book in their hands walking down the street, we tackle them, beat the crap out of them, and take the book away - they were being harmed by being in the mere presence of that book, much less the reading of it. They might actually think about what they read, and that would be very bad.

However, it's not enough that we ban these books - the writers have to be taught a lesson. We must make a public demonstration of just how bad these books really are. So we have a good old-fashioned BOOK BURNING! We take all the copies of these books that we just took away from people, wipe the blood off of them (wonder how they got bloody anyways), and put them in a pile. We then buy as many copies of the books as we can (even though we have to go out of state to do so) and throw them into the pile. Nevermind that this is putting more money in the evil authors of these bad books - it's the point that matters. And we're making the point that these books are bad and need to be destroyed.

And what better way to destroy them than FIRE!!!! So we take our pile of books and empty a few gallons of lighter fluid and gasoline and nitroglycerin onto them. Then, we take matches and mobile incinerating devices (we can't call them cigarette lighters, because cigarettes are evil too) and light them. As you can s-- *BOOM*.

Oh, and Piece can fly. Unfortunately, he falls asleep while flying and falls to his death.

I wish I hadn't just died demonstrating banning books.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish...
« Reply #201 on: February 09, 2006, 01:32:42 am »
You didn't.  You survive with third degree burns covering your entire body (with the exception of your left eyelid).  While you're in traction you learn morse code and communicate by blinking.  After writing a best-selling novel you incessant eye-blinking drives you mad, you name me beneficiary right before your brain commits sepuku in an attempt to save itself from an eternity of your blinking madness!

I become ungodly wealthy thanks to your best selling book "My Left Lid" (cheap rip, but I couldn't resist). 


I wish my hammock wasn't busted.  Tomorrow looks like it could be a beautiful day.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish...
« Reply #202 on: February 09, 2006, 01:41:42 pm »
off topic....thanks plan! i can use your wards as a source....nut could someone with tons of time look banned books up and find really good sources for me....i'd love you forever.....thanks though plan....*hugs plan to death*
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Re: Corrupt a Wish...
« Reply #203 on: February 09, 2006, 01:59:18 pm »

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*hugs plan to death*

Hey, at least you didn't die demonstrating banned books ;).

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Re: Corrupt a Wish...
« Reply #204 on: February 10, 2006, 01:33:57 pm »
You've got a point! *dies then reincarnates as an evil minion of death*
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Re: Corrupt a Wish...
« Reply #205 on: February 12, 2006, 10:06:42 pm »
Your hammock isn't busted. But it snows tomorrow. A lot.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish...
« Reply #206 on: February 14, 2006, 12:15:00 pm »
You didn't, you wasted it getting high....then your parents/roommate found out and shot you and you died.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish...
« Reply #207 on: February 14, 2006, 02:41:35 pm »
You don'y have gym today, instead you have something called P.E. which is much more difficult and annoying.  ;D

I wish the world was ruled by gamers.  ::)
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Through Strength I gain Power
Through Power I gain Victory
Through Victory my chains are broken

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Re: Corrupt a Wish...
« Reply #208 on: February 14, 2006, 02:47:58 pm »
The world is ruled by gamers...you just don't know it.  The hacker-ruled government, as explained by morgul, is a subdivision of that.

I wish that I was more organized...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish...
« Reply #209 on: February 14, 2006, 02:53:13 pm »
You become more organized, but after living in chaos most of your life you realize you can't find anything in your room and there is no meaning in your existence, you die empty and alone.

I wish I lived in Japan. ::)
Peace is a lie, There is only Passion
Through Passion I gain Strength
Through Strength I gain Power
Through Power I gain Victory
Through Victory my chains are broken

The world of man must come to a quick, decisive end. Lest we waste our time on you any longer. ~The Fallen Angel
Falling from grace isn't nearly as painful as surviving the impact. ~The Tormented Angel

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Re: Corrupt a Wish...
« Reply #210 on: February 14, 2006, 03:25:59 pm »
You live in Japan...unfortuneatley you live in Japan around the end of WWII -- you are disintegrated by an atomic bomb.

I wish that I had more spare computer parts.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish...
« Reply #211 on: February 14, 2006, 03:49:02 pm »
 You have thousands of extra parts.  After having the first 100 burn out the second you try them, you figure out they are extremly low quality and are actually made of chinese newspapers.
  I wish my site had more traffic.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish...
« Reply #212 on: February 14, 2006, 04:12:34 pm »
Your site does have more traffic...but they are all there just to diss your site and eventually start up their own site, and all of your site's members transfer to their site, putting you out of business.

I wish I had something to wish for ^_^ (been posting here so much --- can't really think of anything atm).

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Re: Corrupt a Wish...
« Reply #213 on: February 14, 2006, 04:18:06 pm »
you do have something to wish for, but it backfires  ;D ;D

I wish I didn't enjoy corrupting other peoples wishes... Its so corrupt.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish...
« Reply #214 on: February 14, 2006, 05:53:52 pm »
You don't enjoy corrupting other peoples wishes ending the point of the game.

I wish I could have worded that better.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish...
« Reply #215 on: February 14, 2006, 06:25:13 pm »
you did word it better and wow! Everyone is amazed, yet you are charged with plagerism and are fined...

 I wish I was at a party...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish...
« Reply #216 on: February 14, 2006, 06:41:38 pm »
You are at a party, but its not fun.  You get bored to death and leave.

I wish I was more observant.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish...
« Reply #217 on: February 14, 2006, 06:49:04 pm »
you ominous, and eventually you observe a gang killing someone, they kill you so there are no eye witneses.
  I wish I had better things to do then this  :)

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Re: Corrupt a Wish...
« Reply #218 on: February 14, 2006, 07:27:23 pm »
You do have better things to do than this...you just choose not to.

I wish you wouldn't corrupt my wish on helios the same way you did just now since its the same wish :-P.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish...
« Reply #219 on: February 15, 2006, 12:32:06 pm »
Infernal didn't... I did....and it was so bad that you died out of shock
i wish i didn't get headaches from my new glasses.
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