tinyelf, I'll help too:
This is a set of books. Doesn't matter what they say, just that they're bad - they're so bad we wouldn't dare crack them open, lest we become tainted by those bad things that they say. Further, we can't allow other people to read these books either, lest we have a bunch of people tainted by the bad things these books say all walking around and infecting other people with these bad ideas. So we ban them - we remove them from every bookstore and every library. If we see a person with the book in their hands walking down the street, we tackle them, beat the crap out of them, and take the book away - they were being harmed by being in the mere presence of that book, much less the reading of it. They might actually think about what they read, and that would be very bad.
However, it's not enough that we ban these books - the writers have to be taught a lesson. We must make a public demonstration of just how bad these books really are. So we have a good old-fashioned BOOK BURNING! We take all the copies of these books that we just took away from people, wipe the blood off of them (wonder how they got bloody anyways), and put them in a pile. We then buy as many copies of the books as we can (even though we have to go out of state to do so) and throw them into the pile. Nevermind that this is putting more money in the evil authors of these bad books - it's the point that matters. And we're making the point that these books are bad and need to be destroyed.
And what better way to destroy them than FIRE!!!! So we take our pile of books and empty a few gallons of lighter fluid and gasoline and nitroglycerin onto them. Then, we take matches and mobile incinerating devices (we can't call them cigarette lighters, because cigarettes are evil too) and light them. As you can s-- *BOOM*.
Oh, and Piece can fly. Unfortunately, he falls asleep while flying and falls to his death.
I wish I hadn't just died demonstrating banning books.
