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Offline xofelf

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Blonde Moments
« on: April 28, 2008, 12:47:10 pm »
We were in Math class today and my friend Deanna was all like, "Now, how do you find the right angle?"
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Re: Blonde Moments
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2008, 12:54:08 pm »
We were in chemistry( I have 3 of these that start that way) and the teacher also teaches human anatomy. He was showing our class the cats whcih they were about to disect. The blonde in our class says with a serious look on her face "are they sleeping?"
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Re: Blonde Moments
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2008, 03:20:36 pm »
I was in AP Pre  Calc in high school. There was this girl that I never understood the point of her going into the AP classes with me. She had no idea what the fuck was going on. Mr. Grupka was done talking and at the end of the class we'd all gather around the back window to sit on the heater. She proceeded to start trying to make a popping noise with her mouth by holding it open and smacking her hand over it. The dumb bitch succeeded in actually smacking herself clean across the face. I shit you not, it took her about a solid thirty seconds before she said "Ow."

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Re: Blonde Moments
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2008, 03:36:02 pm »
wow  :psyduck:that is great  :rofl:

We were in chemistry ( I wasn't joking about 3 of these) and our teacher was telling us about the dumb students he has had before. His story was about something percentage related. He said something about 62 percent. His dumb student replied "That's almost half!"
Now our class after hearing this all started laughing.
Well, except the blonde sitting next to me.
She turned to me with a very confused look on her face.
she said " but that is almost half isn't it?"
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Re: Blonde Moments
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2008, 04:33:29 pm »
Depending on the way that you look at it.
If someone was to say 42 you could say it's almost a half, why can't she say that? It's actually closer than three fourths.
So ha!

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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2008, 05:18:38 pm »
but it isn't almost half, it's more than half. :bang:

definition of almost according to Webster's New Encyclopedia Of Dictionaries (30 Reference Sections, 1024 pages,printed in 1986 by Ottenheimer Publishers, Inc.) is "very nearly, all but" which I interperate as meaning a lesser amount, especially the "all but" part.
As far as percentages, it is common knowledge that 100 is the full amount. Half of 100 is 50.
62 is not all but 50.
Therefore, 62 is not almost 50(half of 100).
That being said, 62 percent is NOT almost half.

Didn't expect me to back my argument with so much detail did you? :clint:




Had to edit the sentence "62 is not almost half" so it now reads "62 percent is not almost half"
That had to be fixed because 62 is almost half of 125 if you are only looking at numbers and not percentages.
« Last Edit: April 28, 2008, 05:21:55 pm by Kmd4390 »
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« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2008, 06:29:04 pm »
You did back it up.
You were right, and I was wrong.
It will never happen again *applauds*

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Re: Blonde Moments
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2008, 08:25:00 pm »
*giggles* love you Sheena!
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« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2008, 01:34:58 pm »
lol I know how to prove a point once in a while.
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« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2008, 02:35:58 pm »
Riiiight!
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« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2008, 03:03:25 pm »
I said once in a while.
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« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2008, 03:06:29 pm »
 :rofl: you're right you did.
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« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2008, 03:09:06 pm »
and for good reason..
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Re: Blonde Moments
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2008, 03:09:55 pm »
anyway....more Becca Havens moments, k?
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Re: Blonde Moments
« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2008, 03:23:39 pm »
???
I imagine some blond in your school.

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« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2008, 03:31:50 pm »
yeah...the one he's been telling the stories about.
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Re: Blonde Moments
« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2008, 03:39:12 pm »
Ah
 :siren:Making fun of specific girl alert!:siren:

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« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2008, 04:11:43 pm »
ok more sotries about Bekah?

We were in chemistry(again) and my friend Ryan was telling me a joke. Kind of a little kid type joke but still. It gets good. He says "What's green and goes backwards" I didn't know or really care what the answer was so I said "your mom". He sucks back all the snot in his nose, apparently the answer. Bekah turns around and says "I don't get it." Ryan explains it for about 10 minutes and she says "Ok I think I get it but how is the answer your mom?"
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Re: Blonde Moments
« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2008, 04:25:55 pm »
 :blink:

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« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2008, 05:35:37 pm »
I know.
His joke was kiddish.
The funny part is the part where she thought my answer was right though.
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