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Open Discussion => General Discussion => The Wallth Are Thoundproof => Topic started by: xofelf on April 28, 2008, 12:47:10 pm
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We were in Math class today and my friend Deanna was all like, "Now, how do you find the right angle?"
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We were in chemistry( I have 3 of these that start that way) and the teacher also teaches human anatomy. He was showing our class the cats whcih they were about to disect. The blonde in our class says with a serious look on her face "are they sleeping?"
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I was in AP Pre Calc in high school. There was this girl that I never understood the point of her going into the AP classes with me. She had no idea what the fuck was going on. Mr. Grupka was done talking and at the end of the class we'd all gather around the back window to sit on the heater. She proceeded to start trying to make a popping noise with her mouth by holding it open and smacking her hand over it. The dumb bitch succeeded in actually smacking herself clean across the face. I shit you not, it took her about a solid thirty seconds before she said "Ow."
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wow :psyduck:that is great :rofl:
We were in chemistry ( I wasn't joking about 3 of these) and our teacher was telling us about the dumb students he has had before. His story was about something percentage related. He said something about 62 percent. His dumb student replied "That's almost half!"
Now our class after hearing this all started laughing.
Well, except the blonde sitting next to me.
She turned to me with a very confused look on her face.
she said " but that is almost half isn't it?"
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Depending on the way that you look at it.
If someone was to say 42 you could say it's almost a half, why can't she say that? It's actually closer than three fourths.
So ha!
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but it isn't almost half, it's more than half. :bang:
definition of almost according to Webster's New Encyclopedia Of Dictionaries (30 Reference Sections, 1024 pages,printed in 1986 by Ottenheimer Publishers, Inc.) is "very nearly, all but" which I interperate as meaning a lesser amount, especially the "all but" part.
As far as percentages, it is common knowledge that 100 is the full amount. Half of 100 is 50.
62 is not all but 50.
Therefore, 62 is not almost 50(half of 100).
That being said, 62 percent is NOT almost half.
Didn't expect me to back my argument with so much detail did you? :clint:
Had to edit the sentence "62 is not almost half" so it now reads "62 percent is not almost half"
That had to be fixed because 62 is almost half of 125 if you are only looking at numbers and not percentages.
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You did back it up.
You were right, and I was wrong.
It will never happen again *applauds*
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*giggles* love you Sheena!
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lol I know how to prove a point once in a while.
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Riiiight!
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I said once in a while.
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:rofl: you're right you did.
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and for good reason..
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anyway....more Becca Havens moments, k?
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???
I imagine some blond in your school.
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yeah...the one he's been telling the stories about.
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Ah
:siren:Making fun of specific girl alert!:siren:
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ok more sotries about Bekah?
We were in chemistry(again) and my friend Ryan was telling me a joke. Kind of a little kid type joke but still. It gets good. He says "What's green and goes backwards" I didn't know or really care what the answer was so I said "your mom". He sucks back all the snot in his nose, apparently the answer. Bekah turns around and says "I don't get it." Ryan explains it for about 10 minutes and she says "Ok I think I get it but how is the answer your mom?"
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:blink:
Ew
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I know.
His joke was kiddish.
The funny part is the part where she thought my answer was right though.
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I know, but the whole snot thing...
Less than desirable.
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i agree.....i still don't know why we hang out with that kid...or is it that he hangs out with us?
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Lol erica don't forget deanna is on here now!
but I agree, his joke was messed up.
That's why I didn't care enough to say anything more than "your mom"
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I would have just told him to fuck off as hard as humanly possible.
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that works but I'm usually not an asshole unless I'm being sarcastic.
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in Physics, we were talking about electric field lines. Well the teacher told us how one time in a lab someone asked, "why can't i see the field lines?"
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some one in one of my brother's science classes back in middle school asked the teacher "If there's so much water in the world why doesn't it all fall off?"
serious question too....
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This happened within 10 min of my last "things you just can't say"
Some one was telling a story about what happened in one of her classes.
Some one else said "yeah, I heard about that"
the answer she got back was "I know. you're in my class!"
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We were in Math class today and my friend Deanna was all like, "Now, how do you find the right angle?"
WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT UP THERE?
It was a completely good reason to ask that, okay?
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she probably posted it thinking you would never see it. :rofl:
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Yeah...but Dee i did tell you i was going to post it. Didn't I? *confused*
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did not! but i'll post why it was definitely NOT a blonde moment this wensday, because I can't tomorrow, i wont have acces to a school computer (where i have a WHOLE THREE PAGE DESCRIPTION on why) untill then.
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yeah it's what she did in math class instead of math....but it was math related!
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Here is the start to my very long explanation
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Here is the start to my very long explanation
You'll probably have to link it, because it's so hard to read here.
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Part two!
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The third one will have to wait, i couldn't get it scanned.
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Xite, are you SERIOUSLY trying to justify your own stupidity over a comment that was quoted about you, made on an internet message board?
Edit: This is me subtly telling you to cut it, please.
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Great blonde moment from yesterday:
We were playing softball in gym class (dumb law, can't play real baseball because we could get hurt. :angry:) and some one said "go home" when the ball was in play.
Our "class blonde" said "you mean to his house?"
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I really want to lobotomize this girl.
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It wouldn't really do her any good, she'd think about the same amount either way...
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Oh yes, it's real. (http://hewasmymathteacher.ytmnd.com/)
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Holy shit.
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Wow...
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wow....that's just bad...
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Well this doesn't match wind's post but it has to be posted.
I was walking into school the other day and as I got off the bus, Xite says "Hey, Matt (my brother) rides your bus?!?"
I didn't have to answer with any more than :roll: because she has known us both and known we were brothers for about.... 3 years maybe?
edit: ok more like 5 years if you include before you actually met me.
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this is just making it worse, but it's been about 5 kmd...
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Glossary Of Blonde Medicine
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Artery: Study Of Paintings
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Bacteria: Back Door To A Cafeteria
Barium: What Doctors Do When Treatment Fails
Benign: What You Be After You Be Eight
Bowel: A Letter Like A, E, I, O Or U
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Caesarean Section: A District In Rome
Cat Scan: Searching For Kitty
Cauterize: Made Eye Contact With Her
Colic: A Sheep Dog
Coma: A Punctuation Mark
Congenital: Friendly
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Dnc: Where Washington Is
Dilate: To Live Long
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Enema: Not A Friend
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Fester: Quicker
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Genital: Non-jewish
G.i. Series: Soldier Ball Game
Grippe: Suitcase
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Hangnail: Coat Hook
High Colonic: Jewish Religious Holiday
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Impotent: Distinguished, Well Known
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Labor Pain: Getting Hurt At Work
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Medical Staff: Doctor's Cane
Morbid: Higher Offer
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Nitrate: Cheaper Than A Day Rate
Node: Was Aware Of
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Outpatient: Person Who Has Fainted
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Pap Smear: Fatherhood Test
Pelvis: Cousin Of Elvis
Post Operative: Letter Carrier
Prostate: Flat On Your Back
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Recovery Room: Place To Do Upholstery
Rectum: Dang Near Killed Him
Rheumatic: Amorous
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Secretion: Hiding Something
Seizure: Roman Emperor
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Tablet: A Small Table
Terminal Illness: Getting Sick At The Airport
Tibia: Country In North Africa
Tumor: More Than One
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Urine: Opposite Of You're Out
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Varicose: Near By
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I actually printed this and gave it to my boss - We have it hanging up in work. :buddy:
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Getting to the barracks late at night because you and your platoon were pulled in from the field due to thunderstorms. You change out of your ACUs into your PT uniform, and toss your ACUs into your wall locker. In the morning, you figure that you'll just roll with the change of ACUs that you have in your ruck sack already (as a part of the packing list), as you'll be wearing your PT uniform for the majority of the day until after you're done learning how to use zodiacs, making poncho rafts, etc.
Later that day, you change out of your PT uniform after learning all of the above, only to realize you left your name tape, your US Army tape (that goes on the left side of the uniform), your ROTC patch, and your US flag patch all back in your wall locker with your other uniform.
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Okay here's one for ya. Went out for a smoke during work. While out on the smoke patio a girl asked me for a lighter, well after searching all my pockets for it, I realize it's sitting on the table right in front of me. ( it gets better)
After handing it to her it took her a full 10 seconds to realize how to open it. And she proceeded to ask how to light it. (Is a jet lighter with a nice big button on it.) :math:
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Jarge- d(>_<)b
BeastUK- How do you get that backwards b?
Anonymous- It's called d
From Pyzam.com
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There was a guy in my class named Bobbie Spicer. We were both in english , there was a fire drill ... He jumped out the escape window , he ran over to the bleachers there the track field . To his girlfriend in gym class . Started to makeout with her. All sudden you could hear loud crazy culver ( the teacher known for being loud) started swearing at spicer . I was pretty shocked she was saying these things because the principal was right there. He continued to makeout with his girlfriend and ignored Ms Culver . He went back in the classroom like nothing happened . He got a weeks worth of dentention . He did this ten times later on in there of high school..
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Oh yes, it's real. (http://hewasmymathteacher.ytmnd.com/)
Holy shit. That's awesome. And also everything that's wrong with humanity today.
Guardian: You smoke?