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Offline xofelf

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Things you just can't say....
« on: November 02, 2006, 10:36:49 am »
okay.. lately i've been noticing that there are some things that you can't say around other people without it being twisted. Like "stop playing with it!" i want to compile a list  and your help would be appreciated.
cant say: don't touch me there.
« Last Edit: July 28, 2008, 02:01:10 am by windshipper »
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2006, 12:37:02 pm »
Working at a video store I hear "Is it in yet?" a lot.


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Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee God for forgiveness.

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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2006, 10:37:05 am »
good one.... you can't say "stop banging that!"  :-*
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2006, 03:56:48 pm »
"Well it's about time I got off"

That one's fun on a bus or train.
Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee God for forgiveness.

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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2006, 04:06:59 pm »
"Get your hand outta there!" Especially when it's a girl saying it to a guy and they're sharing a blanket.
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2006, 10:31:59 am »
that one is the best so far! can't say 'wow that's hard!' and can't say " i finally got it off the stick!'
« Last Edit: November 08, 2006, 10:34:49 am by tinyelf01 »
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2006, 02:51:35 pm »
Actual quote from a conversation between Cplan and I

"Well, sometimes you just gotta slap the bitch around"


Yeah, that was me.  I got some FUNNY looks at that one.
Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee God for forgiveness.

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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2006, 10:34:07 am »
i'll bet you did!
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2006, 01:58:24 pm »
"Hold on a second, will ya? I'm still trying to find the hole."
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2006, 06:54:43 pm »
"Don't force it in!"

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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2006, 08:47:37 pm »
"I like a job where i can play with things"
my friend alex just said that tonight; he does the lights at our play.
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2006, 07:47:29 pm »
Convo between me and tinyelf:

TinyElf: But... that requires effort. :(
Me: Then go eff!

Say that one out loud...
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2006, 10:54:45 am »
that was a funny experience! okay one for the day! can't say "look i just saw her open it!" my friend sara said this when the librarian opened the........wait for it.......door. my friend kenvin only heard the last sentence......interesting!
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2006, 10:33:09 am »
"don't poke it. It bounces" :o
my friend sara was poking my binder and i said that....cuz it does!
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2007, 09:36:01 pm »
Can't say: will you hold my sack for a sec.
My friend kevin had his hackysack out and i said can i see it for a second. well my friend jessi was sitting in between us. They both looked at me oddly and and i said it's fun to squeeze. it's squishy. Without missing a beat Kevin said that's because all the balls are falling out. The best part was not how amusing this whole conversation about his 'sack' was but the shade of red jessi had turned.
can't say: it came out all fizzy.
think about that one there for a little bit.
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2007, 10:38:43 am »
can't say......She can't do it in her pants.
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2007, 02:45:44 pm »
"In this car, there is not enough room for head." (Non native english speaker, trying to say not enough headroom.)

:-P
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2007, 11:07:16 pm »
"In this car, there is not enough room for head." (Non native english speaker, trying to say not enough headroom.)

:-P

Remember kids, seat all the way back before you try doing that. Nobody wants to hear the horn going off on regular intervals because your head keeps hitting it.
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #18 on: May 22, 2007, 09:51:01 am »
those are wonderful!
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #19 on: June 03, 2007, 09:20:57 pm »
"I think I left it in my pants..." (a key?)
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