Author Topic: Things you just can't say.... (Read 87668 times)

xofelf · « **Reply #20 on:** June 04, 2007, 09:29:22 am »

Nice!

PieceMaker · « **Reply #21 on:** March 07, 2008, 04:04:17 pm »

Eh, I know this thread is old, but there's one I accidentally said that sounded so terribly perverted. Keep in mind that I didn't mean to say sack, but it's the only thing I could think of because sacks hold stuff.

"How much does your ball sack hold?"

That was me commenting on a paintball hopper.

xofelf · « **Reply #22 on:** March 07, 2008, 04:06:01 pm »

nice!

leftie · « **Reply #23 on:** March 07, 2008, 04:26:41 pm »

My friend Will did a comic commission which featured a busty woman who is quite nude in various parts of it. But it was also really cute, and quirky, 'specially that woman character.
So, when I finished reading the second volume of it, I said to Will, "She's so cute; I love it!" And he said, "Yeah, cute. The whole thing's like 'cute porn.'" We all have a good laugh, when I made things worse.
I said, "Cute porn, yeah! Like kiddie porn!"
Awkward silence...
"WAIT, NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!"
I was... embarrassed, and continued to defend myself when friend Brandon said, "She just meant porn for kids."
Grateful, I said, "Yeah! Like... Disney Porn!!!"

WHY do I always make things worse?

xofelf · « **Reply #24 on:** March 07, 2008, 04:28:03 pm »

ah...gotta love you ginny!

PieceMaker · « **Reply #25 on:** March 07, 2008, 04:36:13 pm »

Hahahahahahahaha. That's awesome Emerwyn.

contingencyplan · « **Reply #26 on:** March 08, 2008, 01:08:44 am »

Quote from: Emerwyn on March 07, 2008, 04:26:41 pm

My friend Will did a comic commission which featured a busty woman who is quite nude in various parts of it. But it was also really cute, and quirky, 'specially that woman character.
So, when I finished reading the second volume of it, I said to Will, "She's so cute; I love it!" And he said, "Yeah, cute. The whole thing's like 'cute porn.'" We all have a good laugh, when I made things worse.
I said, "Cute porn, yeah! Like kiddie porn!"
Awkward silence...
"WAIT, NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!"
I was... embarrassed, and continued to defend myself when friend Brandon said, "She just meant porn for kids."
Grateful, I said, "Yeah! Like... Disney Porn!!!"

WHY do I always make things worse?

Wow, that's fantastic.

The best Disney porn, without question, is the ones with Jasmine from Aladdin.

Especially with her tiger.

Caenus · « **Reply #27 on:** March 08, 2008, 11:06:02 am »

I think you just told us more about yourself than we EVER wanted to know, Cplan.

xofelf · « **Reply #28 on:** March 08, 2008, 03:42:11 pm »

i agree!

Morgul · « **Reply #29 on:** March 08, 2008, 06:10:22 pm »

TrajanMax · « **Reply #30 on:** March 08, 2008, 09:33:24 pm »

This is more of a funny interruption that anything else....

For some reason my HS had a Ban on Rubber Bands, and anytime a teacher wanted on, they had to send a student to the office with a request.

I was sent to the office to do just that one day, and the following conversation took place:

= Me

= Secretary

= Some rude individual who like to talk too much.

Mrs. So and So sent me down here.

Oh, what do you need?

I need a ......

:Insert Meaning less white noise here:

......rubber....

You need a RUBBER, Oh MY GOD!!!!

So yeah, that probably wasn't that funny, but there ya go.

PieceMaker · « **Reply #31 on:** March 08, 2008, 11:44:31 pm »

Here's one I always seem to use unintentionally at LAN parties.

"If he has two NICs, then he can get net with one, and then we can jack off the other."

PieceMaker · « **Reply #32 on:** March 10, 2008, 04:21:46 pm »

Alright, here's another one that just sounds wrong when I ask people about paintball stuff.

"Do you have all of your equipment?"

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #33 on:** March 10, 2008, 04:49:48 pm »

Here's one that my friend Jamie is notorious for...
when playing Guitar Hero/Rock Band before starting a hard song he says
"I need my strap on for this one"

Caenus · « **Reply #34 on:** March 10, 2008, 06:34:04 pm »

This one was funny.

Morgul and I were talking the other day and I got frustrated.

Caenus: "Fuck this! Fuck Mickey Mouse with a 12" dick, break it off, and beat him with the rest of it."

Morgul: *awkward silence* "See . . . I just can't be in the same room with someone who'd hit Mickey Mouse."

Morgul · « **Reply #35 on:** March 10, 2008, 06:39:03 pm »

Quote from: Caenus on March 10, 2008, 06:34:04 pm

This one was funny.

Morgul and I were talking the other day and I got frustrated.

Caenus: "Fuck this! Fuck Mickey Mouse with a 12" dick, break it off, and beat him with the rest of it."

Morgul: *awkward silence* "See . . . I just can't be in the same room with someone who'd hit Mickey Mouse."

What can I say, I'm a Mouse Fan.

PieceMaker · « **Reply #36 on:** March 10, 2008, 08:06:40 pm »

Way to go Morgul!!! The Mouse is great.

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #37 on:** March 10, 2008, 08:50:30 pm »

I'm actually deathly afraid of Mickey Mouse. :'(

Kmd4390 · « **Reply #38 on:** April 24, 2008, 11:01:02 am »

I have so many of these.
Instead of sitting here typing them all day, I will do them one at a time.
so for now................

On the bus one day:
I did not hear the first part of the conversation.
Only this.
6 or 7 year old girl- "Is it in?"
another girl about the same age- "Yep"

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #39 on:** April 24, 2008, 11:15:21 am »

Damn MTV!

News:

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