Author Topic: Things you just can't say.... (Read 87592 times)

xofelf · « **on:** November 02, 2006, 10:36:49 am »

okay.. lately i've been noticing that there are some things that you can't say around other people without it being twisted. Like "stop playing with it!" i want to compile a list and your help would be appreciated.
cant say: don't touch me there.

Caenus · « **Reply #1 on:** November 03, 2006, 12:37:02 pm »

Working at a video store I hear "Is it in yet?" a lot.

:o

xofelf · « **Reply #2 on:** November 07, 2006, 10:37:05 am »

good one.... you can't say "stop banging that!" :-*

Caenus · « **Reply #3 on:** November 07, 2006, 03:56:48 pm »

"Well it's about time I got off"

That one's fun on a bus or train.

Morgul · « **Reply #4 on:** November 07, 2006, 04:06:59 pm »

"Get your hand outta there!" Especially when it's a girl saying it to a guy and they're sharing a blanket.

xofelf · « **Reply #5 on:** November 08, 2006, 10:31:59 am »

that one is the best so far! can't say 'wow that's hard!' and can't say " i finally got it off the stick!'

Caenus · « **Reply #6 on:** November 08, 2006, 02:51:35 pm »

Actual quote from a conversation between Cplan and I

"Well, sometimes you just gotta slap the bitch around"

Yeah, that was me. I got some FUNNY looks at that one.

xofelf · « **Reply #7 on:** November 09, 2006, 10:34:07 am »

i'll bet you did!

Morgul · « **Reply #8 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:58:24 pm »

"Hold on a second, will ya? I'm still trying to find the hole."

CaptBewil · « **Reply #9 on:** November 10, 2006, 06:54:43 pm »

"Don't force it in!"

xofelf · « **Reply #10 on:** November 10, 2006, 08:47:37 pm »

"I like a job where i can play with things"
my friend alex just said that tonight; he does the lights at our play.

Morgul · « **Reply #11 on:** November 26, 2006, 07:47:29 pm »

Convo between me and tinyelf:

TinyElf: But... that requires effort.

Me: Then go eff!

Say that one out loud...

xofelf · « **Reply #12 on:** November 29, 2006, 10:54:45 am »

that was a funny experience! okay one for the day! can't say "look i just saw her open it!" my friend sara said this when the librarian opened the........wait for it.......door. my friend kenvin only heard the last sentence......interesting!

xofelf · « **Reply #13 on:** December 01, 2006, 10:33:09 am »

"don't poke it. It bounces" :o
my friend sara was poking my binder and i said that....cuz it does!

xofelf · « **Reply #14 on:** January 12, 2007, 09:36:01 pm »

Can't say: will you hold my sack for a sec.
My friend kevin had his hackysack out and i said can i see it for a second. well my friend jessi was sitting in between us. They both looked at me oddly and and i said it's fun to squeeze. it's squishy. Without missing a beat Kevin said that's because all the balls are falling out. The best part was not how amusing this whole conversation about his 'sack' was but the shade of red jessi had turned.
can't say: it came out all fizzy.
think about that one there for a little bit.
Sing little drummer boy and shake forward when it goes barummbumrumbum. Works best if female. Tested and tried. males fail every time.....except for our resident gay....Scott Turner!

xofelf · « **Reply #15 on:** March 08, 2007, 10:38:43 am »

can't say......She can't do it in her pants.

Morgul · « **Reply #16 on:** May 21, 2007, 02:45:44 pm »

"In this car, there is not enough room for head." (Non native english speaker, trying to say not enough headroom.)

:-P

contingencyplan · « **Reply #17 on:** May 21, 2007, 11:07:16 pm »

Quote from: morgul on May 21, 2007, 02:45:44 pm

"In this car, there is not enough room for head." (Non native english speaker, trying to say not enough headroom.)

:-P

Remember kids, seat all the way back before you try doing that. Nobody wants to hear the horn going off on regular intervals because your head keeps hitting it.

xofelf · « **Reply #18 on:** May 22, 2007, 09:51:01 am »

those are wonderful!

whitelynx · « **Reply #19 on:** June 03, 2007, 09:20:57 pm »

"I think I left it in my pants..." (a key?)

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