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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #20 on: February 08, 2006, 11:54:28 am »
Very nice Morgul. lol
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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2006, 12:43:22 pm »
"Always drink upstream from the herd."

--Will Rogers
Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee God for forgiveness.

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2006, 01:46:08 pm »
How wise.

And for yet another favorite quote:

"Chicks are treats."
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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2006, 01:50:31 pm »
okay then...here's my reataliation(however you spell it)..... Guys are like roses, you have to watch out for the pricks.
Guys are like dogs, they need to be trained.....Especially morgul! *grin*
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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #24 on: February 08, 2006, 02:13:55 pm »
How's that a retaliation?

Woman: I tell you every ting, every ting, I tell you every ting.
Police Man: What did the robber look like?
Woman: He look'a like'a man.
« Last Edit: February 08, 2006, 02:17:26 pm by PieceMaker »
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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #25 on: February 08, 2006, 03:14:41 pm »
You really wanna start sexism?  I'll end it with this joke:

Q: what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing.  You already told her twice.

Now to be "fair and balanced"

THE FEMALE RULES

1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.
15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.
17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.

Okay, now that we have that out of our systems, let's cut it out with the man/woman-bashing and get on with the quotes.
Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee God for forgiveness.

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #26 on: February 08, 2006, 03:17:08 pm »
Quote
"i have fourteen buts!"

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She really does too...

Do you see how good I'm being? I haven't said anything! >_<

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #27 on: February 08, 2006, 03:17:42 pm »
Oop, you just did.

Damn.
Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee God for forgiveness.

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #28 on: February 08, 2006, 08:12:31 pm »
"Dont drink and drive , you might hit a bump and spill your drink!" So true  :( I wish I knew that before  :o :o.

"The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his!" Patton

"All wars are civil wars because all men are brothers"

Yesterday We Obeyed Kings And Bent Our Necks To Emperors. Today We Kneel Only To Truth - Kahlil Gibran

"Whats so civil about war anyway?" Civil war - guns and roses

"whatever happend to sex drugs n rock and roll! now we only have aids, crack, n techno!" Guns and roses again

hehe a few off the top of my head =d

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #29 on: February 08, 2006, 10:15:31 pm »
Cae, two things. First, I wasn't bashing anyone, I was just putting some quotes that I thought were funny, and second, I finally see why there are so many homos in the world.
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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #30 on: February 08, 2006, 11:31:42 pm »
You know piece, you left yourself WIDE open on that one. Trying to grab your ankles are we?

~Reynard

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #31 on: February 09, 2006, 01:26:31 am »
Never said you were bashing anyone, just thought we might wanna avoid the chauvenism.
Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee God for forgiveness.

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #32 on: February 09, 2006, 01:56:02 pm »
i want to bash just one more time...
Rey.....comment all you like and you are being good......Good Boy! *pats like Reynard the the fox his name is*
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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #33 on: February 09, 2006, 06:10:30 pm »
You know piece, you left yourself WIDE open on that one. Trying to grab your ankles are we?

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #34 on: February 10, 2006, 01:51:01 pm »
Me neither. It sounds ominous.....oh yeah here's something my step-dad said yesterday...." what if i beleive that clouds were created by an elephant farting.. that wouldn't make it true" he told me not to quote it but i did.
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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #35 on: February 10, 2006, 05:41:21 pm »
Hahahaha, very nice. That's funny.
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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #36 on: February 11, 2006, 02:56:49 am »
I gots a few that caught my attention, ;) (keep in mind I don't remember who they came from)
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 "Every generation revolts against their fathers and makes friends with their grandfathers."

"War doesn't prove who's right, only whos left."

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(and a few paradoxes from KOTORII's sith written exam.  ;D)

"I always lie."

"This statement is false."

"Is the answer to this question no?"

"To have power, one must have and army. To have an army, one must have power."

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(Hope you enjoyed ^_^)  ::)
Peace is a lie, There is only Passion
Through Passion I gain Strength
Through Strength I gain Power
Through Power I gain Victory
Through Victory my chains are broken

The world of man must come to a quick, decisive end. Lest we waste our time on you any longer. ~The Fallen Angel
Falling from grace isn't nearly as painful as surviving the impact. ~The Tormented Angel

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #37 on: February 13, 2006, 01:23:21 pm »
I love those! hey....are you new here? I've never seen your name before....maybe i just haven't noticed.....
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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #38 on: February 13, 2006, 02:47:37 pm »
I've been GNEF since the GoRC split, I just don't see much in me posting on a bunch of topics I know nothing about so my posts here are limited to here and there... ::)
Peace is a lie, There is only Passion
Through Passion I gain Strength
Through Strength I gain Power
Through Power I gain Victory
Through Victory my chains are broken

The world of man must come to a quick, decisive end. Lest we waste our time on you any longer. ~The Fallen Angel
Falling from grace isn't nearly as painful as surviving the impact. ~The Tormented Angel

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #39 on: February 13, 2006, 03:48:01 pm »
Easy solution - post about topics you know. It's called "General Discussion" for that very reason. :)
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