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Title: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on January 09, 2006, 10:49:21 am
Does anyone have any quotes that they love, but don't use in their signature? I know I do! For example: A bumper sticker: Bad cop. No doughnut. And then there's the ever so lovely, Duct tape is like the Force. It has a Dark side and a Light side. And it holds the Universe together. T-shirt.

Add your favorites here please!
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on January 09, 2006, 10:57:13 am
Heh, here's another one regarding cops:

"When a police officer says to you, 'gee, son, your eyes look bloodshot.  Have you been drinking?' It's best not to reply with 'gee, officer, your eyes look glazed.  Have you been eating donuts?'"

A few more.

One of the best movie quotes ever comes from Independence Day:
"It's not me!  They're overriding the system!  Oh . . . shit . . . um . . . HIDE."
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: PieceMaker on January 09, 2006, 12:30:33 pm
This bumpersticker I would say fits me pretty well: "I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it."

"You are what you eat, don't be a vegetable."

And Cae, although that quote from Independence Day is pretty funny, I think these three are better (it should be obvious what they're from):

Monk: And the Lord spoke, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

and

King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
The Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.
King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off.
The Black Knight: No it isn't.
King Arthur: Then what's that then.
The Black Knight: I've had worse.

and

The Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that.
King Arthur: You'll what?
The Black Knight: Come here.
King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
The Black Knight: I'm invincible!
King Arthur: You're a loony.

and then the website www.despair.com has a lot of funny demotivators.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: contingencyplan on January 09, 2006, 04:30:54 pm
Despair.com is HILARIOUS!

Personal faves from there: Burnout (http://despair.com/burnout.html), Regret (http://despair.com/regret.html), Persistence (http://despair.com/persistence.html), Beauty (http://despair.com/beauty.html) (for the "perfect for")...

And my absolute favorite: PESSIMISM! (http://despair.com/pes24x30prin.html)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: PieceMaker on January 09, 2006, 04:50:47 pm
Yea, I think the Beauty one is one of my all time favorites. That and "Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people."
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on January 11, 2006, 10:43:59 am
Thanks for responding i love the quotes! Here's mine of the day.....it's from a website called www.potterpuppetpals.com (http://www.potterpuppetpals.com) "follow the butterflies! whee!" "Ronnicus explodicus!"
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on January 23, 2006, 12:08:29 pm
Okay since no one is replying any more i shall add some of my personal favorites....and they were all said by Angelena(if you don't know who she is I must smite you and then tell you to ask Chris, Dave, Ericka, Mikey, Lauren....etc)
" Is a liquid a solid?"
"lena you're a nut bar" "Don't eat me....I'm homeless(She said harmless but can't speak very well with food in her mouth)"
i can't think of more so, i'm gonna ask Morgul to add some of her best....oh yeah....you may thank Morgul for my loverly avatar!
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Morgul on January 23, 2006, 12:54:50 pm
"Chris, I don't want you to go to college! I want you to stay here!"
"Lena, I can't... I need to learn things so I can get a job!"
"Stay here, and play with me! I'll teach you all my homework, and I'll even pay you! With Quarters!"

Yeah, my little sister Angelena is funny.

--Chris
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Neo on January 23, 2006, 07:03:13 pm
Well, I didn't have it in my signarute untill recently:

"If at first you don't succeed failure may be your style."

----

ubido bedubi: I am ubido bedubi, I have the sillyest name in the univerce.
Loke Groundrunner: What's your middle name?
ubido bedubi: Scooby-dooby
Loke Groundrunner: ubido Scooby-dooby bedubi?
ubido bedubi: One and the same.

----

Princess Bunhead: You are bad, and we are good. Your badness with be the end of you, and our goodness will be our triumph. Good is good. Bad is bad. Good, good, bad, good, bad, good, bad, good, bad... good...

----

"Why do we all speak with british accents when we are from outerspace and there is no britan?" *pop*

----

"What we have here is the most powerful destructive wepon this univerce has ever seen... Fortunatly they included a button, right here, that blowes the intire thing up!"
"How will we find this button, sir?!"
"Well that's the best part! They made this long coridor that leads right to it! You just zip in, follow a strate line, and fire!"
"Why would they do that?"
"I don't know, but isn't it great?"

----

"I will use my feelings and the power of 'the thumb'!"
"No, Loke, use the insturment pannel."
"What?"
"Use the insturment pannel, advanced weapons designed for hitting tiny targets."

----

"Cosmo has boobies"

----

"Bunnies aren't meant for that!"

Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on January 25, 2006, 10:34:10 am
You guys ought to read some of the following websites.......great for a laff....
www.dumblaws.com (http://www.dumblaws.com)
www.dumbbumpers.com (http://www.dumbbumpers.com)
and another Lena quote...you need to know the story first though. we were playing a gamme called the old woman game(if you want the details you may ask me) and we try to make the other laugh.....well she started shaking like she was having convulsions and yelled out, "Constipation!"she really meant convusions..if i have spelled something wrong you may correct it
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Neo on January 25, 2006, 01:00:40 pm
laugh
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on January 25, 2006, 01:10:06 pm
i thought so.....*blows raspberry at reynard*
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: ryguy_1617 on January 27, 2006, 05:38:20 am
and another Lena quote...you need to know the story first though. we were playing a gamme called the old woman game(if you want the details you may ask me) and we try to make the other laugh.....well she started shaking like she was having convulsions and yelled out, "Constipation!"she really meant convusions..if i have spelled something wrong you may correct it[/glow]

heh...reminds me of something my brother did...when he was at school one time, he was supposed to explain what a condo is, and he goes: "Isn't that like a condom?"
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Neo on January 27, 2006, 11:52:17 pm
See New sig quote:

Peace is a lie, There is only Passion
Through Passion I gain Strength
Through Strength I gain Power
Through Power I gain Victory
Through Victory my chains are broken
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: PieceMaker on January 30, 2006, 03:46:45 pm
This isn't word for word, but it's close enough:

Man: Excuse me miss, my driver got a little lost. You see I'm supposed to be at the hospital right now giving a lecture. Could you give me directions?
Woman: Sure. You drive down the street about two blocks and take a right.
Man: Your accent, Pennsylvanian?
Woman: No, Austrian.
Man: Austrian huh. Well, goo'day mate.

I think it went something like that. Haven't heard it in a while.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Xof on January 31, 2006, 11:17:59 am
I just thought every line from the 40 year old virgin was hilarious....so here is some of them.

Cal: [to Andy about telling Trish he's a virgin] Yeah, you should definitely tell her, because I saw this movie called "Liar Liar" and the message was, "*Don't* lie."
[pause]
Cal: And that was a smart movie.


Cal: [about Andy wanting to tell Trish he's a virgin] Here, tell me, this is how it's gonna go.
Andy Stitzer: I'm a virgin.
Cal: Cool! I like that, because I know you don't have... chlamydia. I *know* that. I mean that shit is everywhere...


Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: contingencyplan on January 31, 2006, 03:54:44 pm
I saw about the last half of that movie (missed the first part). Surprisingly funny.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on January 31, 2006, 09:35:34 pm
I thought it was funny.  Wasn't nearly as crude as I thought it may be.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on February 08, 2006, 07:13:03 am
here's a new qoute....this is one of my own from when i was about 2....i woke up from my nap walked into my mom's room and announced proudly "i have fourteen buts!"
i don't remember this but i found the journal my mom kept for me......more later
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Morgul on February 08, 2006, 11:25:07 am
She really does too... :P
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: PieceMaker on February 08, 2006, 11:54:28 am
Very nice Morgul. lol
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on February 08, 2006, 12:43:22 pm
"Always drink upstream from the herd."

--Will Rogers
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: PieceMaker on February 08, 2006, 01:46:08 pm
How wise.

And for yet another favorite quote:

"Chicks are treats."
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on February 08, 2006, 01:50:31 pm
okay then...here's my reataliation(however you spell it)..... Guys are like roses, you have to watch out for the pricks.
Guys are like dogs, they need to be trained.....Especially morgul! *grin*
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: PieceMaker on February 08, 2006, 02:13:55 pm
How's that a retaliation?

Woman: I tell you every ting, every ting, I tell you every ting.
Police Man: What did the robber look like?
Woman: He look'a like'a man.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on February 08, 2006, 03:14:41 pm
You really wanna start sexism?  I'll end it with this joke:

Q: what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing.  You already told her twice.

Now to be "fair and balanced"

THE FEMALE RULES

1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.
15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.
17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.

Okay, now that we have that out of our systems, let's cut it out with the man/woman-bashing and get on with the quotes.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Neo on February 08, 2006, 03:17:08 pm
Quote
"i have fourteen buts!"

Quote
She really does too...

Do you see how good I'm being? I haven't said anything! >_<

~Reynard
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on February 08, 2006, 03:17:42 pm
Oop, you just did.

Damn.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Infernal on February 08, 2006, 08:12:31 pm
"Dont drink and drive , you might hit a bump and spill your drink!" So true  :( I wish I knew that before  :o :o.

"The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his!" Patton

"All wars are civil wars because all men are brothers"

Yesterday We Obeyed Kings And Bent Our Necks To Emperors. Today We Kneel Only To Truth - Kahlil Gibran

"Whats so civil about war anyway?" Civil war - guns and roses

"whatever happend to sex drugs n rock and roll! now we only have aids, crack, n techno!" Guns and roses again

hehe a few off the top of my head =d
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: PieceMaker on February 08, 2006, 10:15:31 pm
Cae, two things. First, I wasn't bashing anyone, I was just putting some quotes that I thought were funny, and second, I finally see why there are so many homos in the world.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Neo on February 08, 2006, 11:31:42 pm
You know piece, you left yourself WIDE open on that one. Trying to grab your ankles are we?

~Reynard
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on February 09, 2006, 01:26:31 am
Never said you were bashing anyone, just thought we might wanna avoid the chauvenism.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on February 09, 2006, 01:56:02 pm
i want to bash just one more time...
Rey.....comment all you like and you are being good......Good Boy! *pats like Reynard the the fox his name is*
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: PieceMaker on February 09, 2006, 06:10:30 pm
You know piece, you left yourself WIDE open on that one. Trying to grab your ankles are we?

~Reynard

Why do I get the feeling that that's something I don't want to know about?
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on February 10, 2006, 01:51:01 pm
Me neither. It sounds ominous.....oh yeah here's something my step-dad said yesterday...." what if i beleive that clouds were created by an elephant farting.. that wouldn't make it true" he told me not to quote it but i did.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: PieceMaker on February 10, 2006, 05:41:21 pm
Hahahaha, very nice. That's funny.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Guardian on February 11, 2006, 02:56:49 am
I gots a few that caught my attention, ;) (keep in mind I don't remember who they came from)
-------------

 "Every generation revolts against their fathers and makes friends with their grandfathers."

"War doesn't prove who's right, only whos left."

-------------
(and a few paradoxes from KOTORII's sith written exam.  ;D)

"I always lie."

"This statement is false."

"Is the answer to this question no?"

"To have power, one must have and army. To have an army, one must have power."

----------------------
(Hope you enjoyed ^_^)  ::)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on February 13, 2006, 01:23:21 pm
I love those! hey....are you new here? I've never seen your name before....maybe i just haven't noticed.....
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Guardian on February 13, 2006, 02:47:37 pm
I've been GNEF since the GoRC split, I just don't see much in me posting on a bunch of topics I know nothing about so my posts here are limited to here and there... ::)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: contingencyplan on February 13, 2006, 03:48:01 pm
Easy solution - post about topics you know. It's called "General Discussion" for that very reason. :)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Guardian on February 14, 2006, 12:06:19 am
Yes but copnsidering how much time I actually spend to check the forums... well I can't tell you what half the topics are about and don't feel inclined to neglect my Xbox long enough to find out.  ;D     ::)

(Quote so we not entirely off topic)

This cybernetic humanoid was constructed to contemplate the meaning of life, 3 days and 57 bodies later it still lacked an answer but had gained extensive knowledge of the human anatomy.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on February 14, 2006, 12:09:38 pm
You're like whitelynx....never on....except to work on the game.....i like the quote.....and you can go offtopic in this topic as much as you like....to quote Plan...."mobile incinerating device" for more details read Corrupt a Wish....
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Guardian on February 14, 2006, 02:50:19 pm
I know, it just bugs the hell out of me to run off topic

"HOLY DAMNIT CHRISTMAS!" (QUOTE most of you probably don't know less you watched the Venture Brothers.)

"To quote the great Albert Einstein, 'The.'" (Quote from my sister.  ;D  ::)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on February 14, 2006, 09:37:33 pm
"Sweet Zombie Jesus"



Who can tell me where it's from?
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Neo on February 14, 2006, 10:40:43 pm
Your mom.

"Hydraulic Suspension Thigh Pads With Cool Kevlar Crap" ~Easteregg on Halo Multyplayer
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on February 15, 2006, 12:13:35 pm
Nice! Holy Halloween, Batman.......Who said it and where's it from......Chris don't answer!!!
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on February 15, 2006, 02:15:31 pm
Hmmm . . . I'd assume NOT a Batman episode (since this seems to be more of a challenge). 

I personally said "Holy hypothermia, Batman" the other day . . . twice!
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Neo on February 15, 2006, 05:32:56 pm
"Guns don't kill people, Dick Cheny does!"
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Guardian on February 15, 2006, 06:12:20 pm
"Guns don't kill people husbands who come home early do." (Larry the Cable Guy)

"If guns kill people then I can blame misspelled words on my pencil." (also Larry the Cable Guy)

 ;D ::)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Neo on February 15, 2006, 08:33:57 pm
         Now here are some REAL quotes from some books I have read:

         Never fight unless your right cannot be questioned, then delay not to strike.

         Know yourself, and always question the manner of man you've become.

         Another morning. The sun shone brightly: as brightly as if it looked upod no misery or care; and, with every leaf and flower in full bloom about her; with life, and heath, and sounds of joy, surrounding her on every side: the fair young creature lay, wasting fast. He crept away to the old churchyard, and sitting down on one of the green mounds, wept and prayed for her, in silince.

   There were tears in the eyes of the gentle girl, as these words were spoken; and when one fell upon the flower over which she was bent, and glisened brightly in it's cup, makeing it more beautiful, it seemed as though the outpouring of her fresh young heart, claimed kindred naturaly, with the loveliets things in nature.

   After musing for some mintutes, the old gentleman walked with the same meditative face, into the black ante-room opening from the yard; and there, retiring into a corner, called up before his mind's eye a vast amphitheatre of faces over which a dusky curtain had hung for many years. 'No,' said the old gentleman, shaking his head; 'it must have been my imagination.'
   He wandered over them again. He had called them into view, and it was not easy to replace the shroud that that had been so longconcealed them. There were the faces of friends, and foes, and many that had been almost strangers peering intrusively from the crowd; there were the faces of young and blooming girls that were now old women; there were faces that the grave had changed and closed upon, but which the mind, superior to it's power, still dressed in thier old freshness and beauty, calling back the lusture of the eyes, the brigtness of the smile, the beaming of the soul through its mask of clay, and wispering of beauty beyond the tomb, changed but to be hightened, and taken from the earth to be set up as a light, to shed a soft and gentle glow upon the path to Heaven.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on February 16, 2006, 01:58:24 am
I know the first one, but I can't remember. 
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Morgul on February 16, 2006, 11:02:12 am
Here's one that just happened:

whitelynx: "I run viruses, because they are free of linux."
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: PieceMaker on February 16, 2006, 11:48:21 am
Hahaha. Did he mean to say that, or did he get it mixed up?
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on February 16, 2006, 12:10:48 pm
Somebody's been hitting Morgul's secret stash.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Neo on February 16, 2006, 12:35:58 pm
Hey, how do you know about... oh, never mind...
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Guardian on February 16, 2006, 03:29:07 pm
To be forgotten is my past, to wander is my future, and servitude is my peril.
Sir Zachary Tobal (Quote form my personal rpg character) ;D

(More KOTORII quotes)  :o

"Your subtlety (sp) reminds me of a Rancor I once knew."

"And the same for your intellect. (may not be entirely accurate  :-\)  ::)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Morgul on February 16, 2006, 04:40:52 pm
Hahaha. Did he mean to say that, or did he get it mixed up?

He meant to say that. It was the inverse of what I'd said a minute before.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on February 28, 2006, 11:53:00 am
here's a NEW ONE! my sister was outside and told me that she wasn't cold because she was wearing "Themos" underwear..... i want to know where she bought them! *grin*
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Morgul on February 28, 2006, 12:20:39 pm
Sweet! Artificial Itelligent Underwear!


Ok, most people won't get that. It's from a joke:

Quote
Several geeks were sitting around a table, having lunch. They were each experts in their fields. As they were talking, a question came up. "What do you think was the most important breakthrough, or discovery in your field?"

First, the Math geek answered. "I feel that the discovery of zero was by far the most important breakthrough in my field." They all laugh, noting that the invention of "nothing" was the most important thing to the math geek. A Mechanical Engineer answers next. "I feel it was the invention of the screw that was the most important." Again, more jokes. A Computer Scientist answers next. "I feel that the invention of Boolean Algebra was the most important thing in my field." A Electrical Engineer nods his head, and says that "It is most certainly the transistor that has changedmy field the most." A few people make FET jokes.

Finally, it's the Artificial Intelligence Researcher's turn. "Well," he pauses. "I think that it's the thermos that's changed my feild the most." Everyone looks at him disbelieving. "Well, think about it. It keeps hot things hot, but it keeps cold things cool. How does it know?"

There, that's my contribution to your daily dose of insanity.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on February 28, 2006, 12:27:36 pm
Thanks chris! i'll probally have tons more for tomorrow! long story no time
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Morgul on February 28, 2006, 01:07:05 pm
Well, ok.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on February 28, 2006, 01:48:02 pm
Here's a new phrase i learned today....dikeadelic....isn't it great!
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Morgul on February 28, 2006, 02:11:45 pm
Sure. What's it mean? I'm too lazy to google it.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: contingencyplan on February 28, 2006, 04:32:04 pm
Sure. What's it mean? I'm too lazy to google it.

I'm torn between curiousity and knowing that the answer to that question can't be good...
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on February 28, 2006, 04:35:36 pm
C'mon guys . . . think . . .

what's a dike? 


*waits for the realization to hit them*
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Guardian on February 28, 2006, 05:03:00 pm
THANK YOU!!!!!   :D I was afriad I was the only one who understood that.  ;D You guys are noobs at being of dirty minds.  ::)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Morgul on February 28, 2006, 05:13:28 pm
Dike-adelic! Oh. I didn't look hard enough at the word. I was in the middle og class for crying out loud.

--Chris
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on March 01, 2006, 10:44:35 am
oh chris....i'm gonna use the phrase of the day here...pick up your petticoats and move on! *grin* but anyway, could one of the moderators or whoever make it so no matter what i type it will glow purple without me having to change it every fucking time? Please.....*big adorable pout*
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: contingencyplan on March 01, 2006, 11:23:32 am
I'll take a look at that... at some point.

Oh, and ask Anicia - Those adorable pouts don't do much on me, at least not unless I want them to. And trust me, she can do some GOOD adorable pouts.

And for those who have any doubts, yes, I'm straight. :D

Oh, and what the heck about petticoats?
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Neo on March 01, 2006, 11:41:07 am
Everything in this room is eatable. I'm eatable. But that, my good children, is called canibleism, and that's frowned on by most societies. Yeah.

(refrains on commenting on tiny elf and contingency's post)

/me deserves another pat on the head

~Reynard
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: ryguy_1617 on March 01, 2006, 11:44:24 am
Reynard deserves to be sued for copyright infringement!
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on March 01, 2006, 11:53:07 am
i agree.....petticoats girls wear under dresses for those who care.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on March 01, 2006, 12:11:22 pm
Reynard deserves to be sued for copyright infringement!

So does Family Guy . . . who cares?
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on March 01, 2006, 12:53:49 pm
Bob does.....which one? I haven't the slightest of an inkling!
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Guardian on March 01, 2006, 03:28:19 pm
He doesn't need to be sued, the way he hacked up and misspelled that quote they could never connect the two.  ::)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Morgul on March 01, 2006, 03:50:24 pm
Brain................................. EXPLODE
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: ryguy_1617 on March 01, 2006, 04:24:14 pm
He doesn't need to be sued, the way he hacked up and misspelled that quote they could never connect the two.  ::)

hmm...very true :D
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Guardian on March 01, 2006, 04:39:37 pm
Favorite futurama quote. (among many)
"Stop EXPLODING you cowards!"
Zapp Brannigan (spelling fixed - God, I'm a Futurama freak!)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on March 03, 2006, 07:15:05 am
Very good....i like that one.....okay here's one. i told my chemistry teacher and he loved it...he said something about ions and i said, "How ionic!"
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on March 03, 2006, 09:35:19 am
That earns the obligatory GROAN
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Morgul on March 05, 2006, 04:16:10 pm
*DOUBLE GROAN*
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on March 08, 2006, 07:13:38 am
i liked it! here's another good one from Lena! i have these chinese stress balls(notice emphasis on that word) that sound like windchimes when you shake them. i was jumping up and down and said to her, "i jingle! you wanna know why?" and she answered, "It's your balls!" it took her a minute to understand what sher said and why i thought it so funny. then later, i was going to an auction and i had them in my pocket and my mom said "Leave your balls at home!" That's all i have time to write, now.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on March 08, 2006, 08:32:04 am
Yeah . . . I have those Chi Balls too. 

Let's just say my dad was a bit embarassed when I pointed out what he said.

I won't say it completely but let's just say it involved the words "play" and "balls".

Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Morgul on March 08, 2006, 09:06:20 am
So long as we're not talking about Chii Balls. (Anyone who's seen, or knowsn of Chobits will understand that reference.)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Watercolor Wolf on March 08, 2006, 10:34:53 am
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on March 08, 2006, 10:38:45 am
No joke
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Neo on March 08, 2006, 01:35:09 pm
I forget if I postsed this one: "If at first you don't succeed failure may be your style"

Here's a new one I found today:
 Freudian slip - when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on March 08, 2006, 02:37:33 pm
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on March 10, 2006, 07:15:23 am
those are great! here's a story from my chemistry teach.... okay he had a college chemistry class term paper due, and he had it done early so he handed it in to his British professor. now before i tell you what he said, have to tell you that he had that dry offbeat humor britians have. so he said to my chem teach, "oh Goody...." British accent and all..... that is one of my quotes.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Morgul on March 10, 2006, 09:44:44 am
Sis, I think you left something out. Is your Chem Teacher's name Goody? That would make it a good deal funnier. :-P
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Watercolor Wolf on March 12, 2006, 10:22:16 pm
"The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence"
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on March 13, 2006, 01:12:17 am
BOO YAH!!  I love that quote!
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on March 13, 2006, 07:10:13 am
no, chris his name is not Goody....in fact his name is Harris but that's not the point.....some one just said It's wet out.....and it's raining out. it's attack of Captain Obvious!aaaaaah run for your lives!......oh sorry, i got a little carried away. ADHD will do that to you
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Morgul on March 13, 2006, 11:27:15 am
[...]ADHD will do that to you

No, hanging out on these forums will do that to you. Here's a couple good quotes:

------------------------------------------------
Drazi: "Caaptain, we thought you were dead!"
Sheridan: "I was, but I'm better now".
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Delenn: "This is Ambassador Delenn of the Minbari. Babylon 5 is under our protection. Withdraw...or be destroyed!"
Captain: "Negative. We have authority here. Do not force us to engage your ship."
Delenn: "Why not?! Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a Minbari fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else."
------------------------------------------------
Londo Mollari: "Only an idiot fights a war on two fronts. Only the heir to the throne of the kingdom of idiots would fight a war on twelve fronts."
Lord Refa: "Why should I do as you say?"
Londo Mollari: "Because I have asked you; because your sense of duty to our people should override any personal ambition; and because I have poisoned your drink."
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Marcus Cole: "You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."
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Susan Ivanova: Trust Ivanova, trust yourself; anybody else, shoot them.
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Susan Ivanova: Who am I? I am Susan Ivanova. Commander. Daughter of Andrei and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance, and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart! I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you are ever going to see. God sent me.
-------------------------------------------------

There, that's enough Babylon 5 quotes for now. I seriously could fill up twenyy pages with quotes from that show. All of them are great.

--Chris
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Neo on March 23, 2006, 01:49:42 pm
If you want peace prepare for war
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on March 24, 2006, 11:59:48 am
Great! i found a book that was a dictionary of humoruos qoutes so i will post one every so often.
a baby- a loud noise at one end and a total lack of responsibility at the other --Ronald Knox
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Morgul on March 24, 2006, 01:13:45 pm
Here's a sad, but good quote:


Lorien: To live on as we have is to leave behind joy, and love, and companionship, because we know it to be transitory, of the moment. We know it will turn to ash. Only those, whose lives are brief can imagine that love ... is eternal. ... You should embrace that remarkable illusion. It may be the greatest gift your race has ever received.


Man, I think he's right.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Neo on March 25, 2006, 05:25:48 pm
This was when a small group of people and I were trying to diside if 'arse' was a bad word. After asking one of my friends across the room a man standing near was offended. We later desided that 'arse' isn't in fact a bad word, just like the word 'nipple'. Just becuase it describes a part of the body doesn't make it a bad word... anyway, after he left one of us said somthing like this:

"Man that guy was pissed. I was like 'what the he...' I mean 'what the arse?'"
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on April 05, 2006, 07:45:02 am
By the way Neo i like the quotes you have from other people on your siggy. Chris i had no idea that you have gay moments. that's really weird.....
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on April 05, 2006, 09:04:51 am
I love the way Neo takes a single statement that I made regarding a single topic and makes it sound as though I always agree with him . . . if that were to ever happen, I'd have to buy insulated boots. 










(hell would freeze over)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Neo on April 05, 2006, 03:05:32 pm
I like the fact that I do that too.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Neo on April 05, 2006, 11:01:56 pm
And a double post quote:

"The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." -Abbie Hoffman
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on April 05, 2006, 11:17:36 pm
Nice! 
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on April 10, 2006, 06:17:18 am
my mother said the other day when i said that whoever invented and designed our sink was an idiot, "all engineers must die!" a luaghed and she continued with, "It's not that we want the to die or that we're going to kill them. It's just everyone dies so all engineers will eventually die." Then i added to it. and all of you on here will be eternally insulted. "All computer programmers must die."
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on April 10, 2006, 06:30:30 am
Heh, I won't die.  :-P
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Morgul on April 10, 2006, 08:14:47 am
Heh, I won't die.  :-P

Ah, but won't is much different then can't, hrm? I guess it's a matter of will.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on April 10, 2006, 10:07:09 am
Heh - that's bad.

I was actually referring to spirituality, but if you wanna go that route . . . it works.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Morgul on April 10, 2006, 10:22:52 am
Sorry... my mind's been jammed into Precursors mode. I'd take it to a mechanic, but I kinda like it where it is.  8)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on April 10, 2006, 11:26:57 am
Fine....as long as you get umjammed enough to figure out when the hell youre coming to see us during spring break. now that you time is really open....*grin* and Saleena is visiting on Monday.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Morgul on April 10, 2006, 12:16:57 pm
Um... news flash: Spring break's over with. That was the last time I saw you guys. So, no, i'm not coming home any time soon, unfortunatly. I've got class right up till school's end.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Neo on April 10, 2006, 01:44:43 pm
Morgul = Antichrist ::)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Morgul on April 10, 2006, 04:11:08 pm
Morgul = Antichrist ::)

Hardly.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on April 11, 2006, 12:24:38 am
Nah, I think morgul is firmly planted as a soldier in the ranks of the army against the antichrist. 

Now whitelynx . . .
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: contingencyplan on April 11, 2006, 10:36:54 am
Yup, the whole "whitelynx is working for morgul" ruse is just part of their ingenius plan...

Of course, what does that make me then?
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Neo on April 11, 2006, 11:55:21 am
Jesus?
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: contingencyplan on April 11, 2006, 02:05:50 pm
Neo gets the special prize for the right answer! Congratulations!

And no, I haven't fogotten about getting together with you, don't worry.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Neo on April 11, 2006, 03:27:44 pm
Quote by Neo:

I am Omniscient
I see all you do
I hear all you say
I know all you think
I am the Govornment
Now powered by Google
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on April 11, 2006, 10:30:05 pm
Quote from: Neo
Jesus?

Quote from: Morgul
Hardly
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Morgul on April 11, 2006, 10:56:27 pm
Quote from: Neo
Jesus?

Quote from: Morgul
Hardly

Yup.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Neo on April 12, 2006, 12:36:11 am
Nooneliked my quote. :'(
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on April 12, 2006, 07:41:37 am
Sorry I didn't comment on it.  I think it's funny!
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: contingencyplan on April 12, 2006, 03:56:44 pm
However, I, being Jesus, have no time to piddle on such trivial matters. I've gotta get my whole "God in flesh" groove on.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Morgul on April 12, 2006, 10:50:40 pm
However, I, being Jesus, have no time to piddle on such trivial matters. I've gotta get my whole "God in flesh" groove on.

Then why, in the world, would you post on these shitty forums?
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on April 13, 2006, 02:23:40 am
everybody say "AMEN" to that.


:-P

If you're Jesus, then the standard to get into heaven must be pretty fucking low.

God: "be like my son!"

Me: "but sir, I don't like to smoke, drink, and look at porn."

God: "too bad . . ."

Edit: I'm sooooo going to hell for that.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on April 13, 2006, 06:10:43 am
well.....you sure as hell won't be lonely! we're probally all going with ya!
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on April 13, 2006, 09:08:30 am
An eternity with morgul . . .

*drops to his knees*

FORGIVE ME LORD!!!  I'LL REPENT!!  I'LL CHANGE MY WAYS!!!
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Morgul on April 13, 2006, 12:22:38 pm
An eternity with morgul . . .

*drops to his knees*

FORGIVE ME LORD!!!  I'LL REPENT!!  I'LL CHANGE MY WAYS!!!

I think that even by 'being on your kees' for god he still won't let you in.... all though you're more than welcome to try. (Hey, it worked for Monica...)

[Note:] Not only am I going to hell for that one, but Caenus is going to be a good friend and send me there express.[/Note]
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on April 13, 2006, 02:00:11 pm
*shing*




(that's the sound of a knife being drawn across a sharpening stone)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Neo on May 01, 2006, 07:00:55 pm
And God said "Hold it." And they held it. And behold, God saw that it was terrible.

And God said, "where the hell is Tim." And there the hell was Tim, And God said, "let there be doors that open when they open, and close when they close."

And God said "Poppy!"

(Noises Off)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on May 02, 2006, 12:57:45 am
I love that show!  I have the movie version of it on DVD!
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Morgul on May 02, 2006, 12:33:50 pm
I love that show!  I have the movie version of it on DVD!

What Show?

/me thought he was being weird.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on May 03, 2006, 12:03:38 am
Noises Off!

It's a play.  It's freaking hilarious because it's set on a rotating set.  The whole thing is a group of actors performing a play.  The first act is the technical rehearsal and you see the first act of the play they're doing.  The second act, the set rotates and you see what's going on backstage during it all, and then the third act is the final performance.  It's great!

I'll try and get you a copy, morgul, you'll laugh your ass off.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Morgul on May 03, 2006, 12:07:44 am
KFA.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on May 03, 2006, 09:48:55 am
lovely. here are a few i pilfered off my dad.
Mrs. Paul's Fish Sticks. Does yours?
The world may utimately be nothing, but if you say a table is not a table, you are simply an idiot.
First, the ship is not sinking. Second, I intend to go down with it.
You can't beleive everyone at the sanitarium.

that's all for now, but i have a page full, so brace yourselves.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: contingencyplan on May 06, 2006, 03:44:43 am
KFA.

Yes! My acronym is spreading... mwa ha ha!

Okay, so I'm tired, got 2 fucking finals tomorrow, but thought I'd look up what KFA meant. Here's what I found:

KFA     Kulturfabrik Airfield - (musicians club, Mainz, Germany)
KFA    Korean Friendship Association (North Korea)
KFA    Korean Film Archive
KFA    Korea Football Association (Republic of Korea)
KFA    Kniteforce Again (UK hardcore record label)
KFA    Kirkwood Faculty Association
KFA    Killed in Flying Accident
KFA    Keep Fit Association (UK)

that's all for now, but i have a page full, so brace yourselves.

Oh hell...
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on May 06, 2006, 11:25:21 pm
You've got SERIOUS issues . . .
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Neo on May 07, 2006, 05:24:51 pm
Lemmon Curry?
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Morgul on May 10, 2006, 06:17:00 pm
Lemmon Curry?

How'd you guess? Now that the secrets out, I guess we can also inform you that you have two days left to live... before the rabid zebra/rhino hybrid eggs (which were implanted in your stomach) hatch, and eat their way out. Sorry Dude.


(Can I get award for most random/pointless responce?)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on May 11, 2006, 12:33:20 am
Arctic Banana
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on May 31, 2006, 09:32:23 am
nope, sorry big bro, but Cae just won it. here's one for you trigger happy dudes(the guns only, okay)
Latin for love is ammo.
and randomness of the day is chrissylafur looks really wierd when he's lying on your sofa asleep with hair longer than mine and Lalee(however you spell it) on his face.
okay fine that wasn't random but who the fuck in the state of Arkansas gives a flying rat's ass.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on May 31, 2006, 09:47:50 pm
Since there's nobody in the state of "Arkansa" then I guess no one does. 

Now, those folks from Arkansas might have a thing or two to say.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on June 01, 2006, 06:13:53 am
Fuck you Cae! i was tired and it's pain-in-the-ass-godlike-fuzzy-dice's fault! so there! *pout in corner*
i fine i forgive you cuz you're the math major that is gonna help me with my math home work, right?
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on June 01, 2006, 10:30:02 am
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You tell me.  ;D
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: ryguy_1617 on August 11, 2006, 08:32:56 pm
"Google it, dumbass."
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on August 28, 2006, 12:43:23 pm
But if you google it, you cease to be confused by it andd then the world will explode in to a thousand pieces.....if we're lucky. Any way as it's my 17th birthday i can say what i want and get away with it.....just wait untill next year. okay here's some i stole from a couple of books. first from the wide window by lemony snicket: If youre alergic to a thing, it's best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly it that thing is cats. second from shatterglass by tamora pierce: A bad name is just a fart with consonants. and lastly from idlewild be nick sagan: i play with varibles constantly.
here's one by a friend of mine..."When a police officer says to you, 'gee, son, your eyes look bloodshot. Have you been drinking?' It's best not to reply with 'gee, officer, your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating donuts?'" maybe this came from here....i really don't know!
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on August 28, 2006, 08:58:17 pm
Heh, I've used that one before.

"play with variables constantly"  HA!!! You have this Mathematics major rolling on the floor in stitches. 


"Son, have you been drinking?"

"No, Ociffer *hic*"

"I don't believe you"

"Yeah?!  Well what makes you so smucking fart?"

"Okay, out of the car please."


Ironically enough, I witnessed this.  It was originally a comedy routine by Jeff Foxworthy, but one of my friends thought it would be funny to play with the cop.  Guess who spent the night in jail?
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on August 30, 2006, 06:54:17 am
hmmmm.....could it be....jeff foxworthy? no, it couldn't be you or one of your friends......i give up....who?  ;D
anyway, this one time at girls camp.....j/k
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on August 30, 2006, 07:30:18 am
Read my post, I said that it was Jeff Foxworthy and my friend thought it would be funny to mess with the police officer. 

He got arrested for it.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Morgul on August 30, 2006, 09:42:50 am
Well, don't we just love it when people deiced to dick over c ops, and the cops bust 'em for it. I swear, being an asshole to an officer should be illegal. It would make it so much more fun.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on August 30, 2006, 12:07:09 pm
Guess what - disrespecting an officer IS a punishable offense in Texas.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Morgul on August 30, 2006, 01:03:25 pm
Wow. Who would have thought? See, it just goes to prove that Texas has semi reasonable laws. After all, it's one of the few states to still kill people punshed to death. How much more reasonable than that can you get? :-p

--Chris
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on September 05, 2006, 06:12:22 pm
i got a great quote! "we know you are a man of rare courage. so rare in fact we never seen it!"
i loves it!
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on September 18, 2006, 12:54:23 pm
here's one: homicide is illegal in all countries...There go my plans for the weekend.

Silence is golden. Duck tape is silver.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on September 18, 2006, 01:22:23 pm
Speaking of duct tape, (I know this has been done before but it's funny enough to bring up again).


"Duct tape is like the Force.  It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together."
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on September 19, 2006, 12:26:53 pm
i know...i brought that one up....here's one: no expectations means no dissapoinments. -Rachel Kelley-
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on September 19, 2006, 03:12:44 pm
"The greatest scientific discoveries are not preceded by the phrase 'Eureka!' or 'I've done it!' but rather 'Huh . . . that's odd . . .'"

The first person who can tell me who said that WITHOUT looking it up will get a free meal from me.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on September 20, 2006, 12:29:48 pm
"The greatest scientific discoveries are not preceded by the phrase 'Eureka!' or 'I've done it!' but rather 'Huh . . . that's odd . . .'"
either you, my brother, or dave..... by the way.....wnat kind of meal is it and how the hell you're sending it to me.....i'll probally be the only one who answers it....or maybe the dude who discovered penicillin
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on September 20, 2006, 02:40:41 pm
Heh, you haven't even come close yet. 

And . . . I'm not sure how I'll send it to you.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: ryguy_1617 on September 20, 2006, 07:18:31 pm
I've heard this one before...I'm not 100% sure, but wasn't it Asimov (or Edison)? (I just ran into this same thing a little bit ago [sometime in the last two weeks in my science class I came across it in the text]...I wish I could recall for sure -- I'm pretty sure it was either Einstein, Edison, or Asimov, but I'm leaning toward either Asimov or Edison.)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on September 22, 2006, 01:16:39 am
It IS one of the three you mentioned.  Guess the right one in your next post and you've won the free food.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Guardian on September 22, 2006, 06:34:57 am
(Gotta be edison.) "A Chinese wiseman one said the greatest puzzles in life are found in life itself. I however believe the greatest puzzles in life are found on the back of cereal boxes."  :o
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Morgul on September 22, 2006, 09:59:16 am
Well, simple logic. Einstien is out simply because it's not his style of speaking. He was a german native, who learned english, and who spoke very intelligently. Some of his quotes reflect this:

"Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence."

"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed."

Edison, while a great man, he two wasn't contemporary enough (I beleive) for the quote to be accurate. Look at some of his quotes:

"My main purpose in life is to make enough money to create ever more inventions.... The dove is my emblem.... I want to save and advance human life, not destroy it.... I am proud of the fact that I have never invented weapons to kill...."

"I never perfected an invention that I did not think about in terms of the service it might give others... I find out what the world needs, then I proceed to invent...."

"My principal business consists of giving commercial value to the brilliant, but misdirected, ideas of others.... Accordingly, I never pick up an item without thinking of how I might improve it."

My vote lies with Asimov. He was a writer, and I KNOW he held views like this... Just read his version of the goose that laid the golden egg.

So, I say: Asimov.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: ryguy_1617 on September 22, 2006, 02:05:45 pm
I'm gonna have to put my vote on Asimov.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on September 23, 2006, 10:31:18 pm
Well chosen.

However, morgul beat you to it, so he wins the free food.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Morgul on September 23, 2006, 11:02:27 pm
w00t! I knew I read that man for a reason... FREE FOOD!
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: contingencyplan on September 24, 2006, 01:31:19 am
Well, though, I'd say you should give it to ryguy - he got the initial values narrowed down, and then guessed correctly. Had he guessed incorrectly out of those three, and somebody had guessed correctly, then it's up for grabs.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on September 24, 2006, 02:41:20 pm
Hmmm . . . true . . .


We'll figure it out.  Caenus needs money before buying someone food.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: ryguy_1617 on September 24, 2006, 04:55:24 pm
Better to give it to morgul -- he did get it first.  :)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on September 26, 2006, 08:57:52 am
i say give it to ryguy cuz chris gets more than enough food....*grin*
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Morgul on September 26, 2006, 12:42:51 pm
I say let them eat cake. Not that it has anything to do with little purple aliens, or anything.

Oh, and I know the bove had no bearing on the conversation. That's perfectly fine by me.

--Chris
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on September 27, 2006, 09:06:12 am
can i have one of the purple aliens? Please! they'll go perfect with the fat blue people! If you want to know, chris, ask David Grenier....he made them up. i doubt he'll remember, though.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on October 11, 2006, 09:25:35 am
Here's one i found in a book if you can tell me what code it's in and what it is then you get gloating rights for a day. here it is
002110 Goto 013500
013500 Peek 16388,236
013510 Poke 16399,239
there you go.....have at it!
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Morgul on October 11, 2006, 11:33:53 am
Well, gee, that's BASIC. (pun intended.)

--Chris
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on October 28, 2006, 01:58:08 pm
but what does it say...brother mine? oh and a new quote
"cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war" william Shakespear
and some isaac asimov quotes:
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you.
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
 All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on November 03, 2006, 10:33:37 am
amazing new quotes...not really but hey!
Lockjaw means never having to say you're sorry.
Never leave off til tomorrow what you can aviod altogether.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: CaptBewil on November 03, 2006, 03:08:23 pm
Right before mid-term elections here in the states's:

"Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger."

-- Herman Goering at the Nuremberg trials
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on November 04, 2006, 01:57:11 am
While true, there are those who DO spout very hateful things at soldiers for simply doing their jobs.  It's like religion, pacifism is great, but don't condemn the man who relies on violence of action.

Great quote though.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: CaptBewil on November 04, 2006, 12:02:50 pm
I just thought it was ironic because the Bush Administration used the 9/11 attacks to rally the people to their own will and then denounced the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger.  It's actually sad because they took the rational of a Nazi to achieve their goals.  How twisted is that?

The soldier issue I'm torn on.  Soldiers can lay down their arms and walk away at anytime.  HOWEVER, the government makes this difficult for several reasons:

1.  To a large degree they brainwash and censor the information the soldiers receive.

2.  They charge the soldiers with a military crime if they walk off the battlefield.  What's terribly wrong with this is that the military tribunal does not take into account rather the war is popular or not NOR that soldiers own moral or ethical reasons for laying down his/her arms.

What ends up happening is that the ones who do not feel they are rightfully serving the will of the people with their actions, wait until their contract runs out to leave.  Of course, since this has become a common occurrence, the government has restricted their ability to do so by extending their contracts (regardless of the legality and taking advantage of the soldiers ignorance of law).  So there's a lot at play here that complicates the issue.  However, it is never okay to 'spout very hateful things at soldiers' for any reason.  The people that do so should use pamphlets to inform the soldiers.  On the otherside of the arguement, though, the ussual rational of those that 'spout very hateful things at solderis' is to strongly reinforce the unpopularity with the war in the hopes that they'll say "enough is enough, this isn't worth the unpopularity I face at home, I'm laying down my weapon and facing my (nobel) consequences like a man."  Not to say I agree with it...I'm just saying...
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Morgul on November 04, 2006, 04:42:42 pm
[...]The soldier issue I'm torn on.  Soldiers can lay down their arms and walk away at anytime.

Well, yes and no. They CAN lay down their arms in the middle of a fire fight, but they WILL get shot. (Possibly by other soldiers who see this as dereliction of duty.) Which is nobler, laying down your life for your beliefs, or fighting for them? IMHO, they are equal, but some view death as a coward's way out.

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  HOWEVER, the government makes this difficult for several reasons:

1.  To a large degree they brainwash and censor the information the soldiers receive.

While true, ask any soldier in Iraq currently if they think we should be there. Most will say no. That tells me that they're free thinking enough, and bright enough to develop their own conclusions and opinions based on their experience.

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2.  They charge the soldiers with a military crime if they walk off the battlefield.  What's terribly wrong with this is that the military tribunal does not take into account rather the war is popular or not NOR that soldiers own moral or ethical reasons for laying down his/her arms.

Very true. There are reasons for charging them with a crime, and honestly those reason are sound, and I wouldn't wish it differently, but that doesn't make it 'good'. And just imagine the tribunal's task... if they let Soldier A get away with walking off the battlefield, then how can they charge Soldier B who goes AWOL, getting his entire squad killed? What moral ground do they have to stand on? Tough call, imho.

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What ends up happening is that the ones who do not feel they are rightfully serving the will of the people with their actions, wait until their contract runs out to leave.  Of course, since this has become a common occurrence, the government has restricted their ability to do so by extending their contracts (regardless of the legality and taking advantage of the soldiers ignorance of law).  So there's a lot at play here that complicates the issue.  However, it is never okay to 'spout very hateful things at soldiers' for any reason.  The people that do so should use pamphlets to inform the soldiers.  On the otherside of the arguement, though, the ussual rational of those that 'spout very hateful things at solderis' is to strongly reinforce the unpopularity with the war in the hopes that they'll say "enough is enough, this isn't worth the unpopularity I face at home, I'm laying down my weapon and facing my (nobel) consequences like a man."  Not to say I agree with it...I'm just saying...

To me, risking your life for any cause, including immoral ones still retains a level of nobility. Now, when it comes to doing a the job of a soldier, on both sides I feel those who fight and die are a higher caliber of humanity then most. They may not be good men, they may not even be decent men; they are men willing to die because they are told to. That takes a special (if not disturbing) mentality, and most of the people I've met who've faced that have been better because of it. They might still not be good or just men, but they're more good, more just then if they'd never had to face death like that. That alone is why I think all soldiers should be treated with honor and respect.

As a side note, I'm also one who says a prayer for our enemy's safety as well as our own soldiers. If the Bush administration wants to call that unAmerican, then I think someone needs to sit down with the constitution, and brush up on his facts.                                                                                                                     
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: CaptBewil on November 04, 2006, 07:41:31 pm
Well, yes and no. They CAN lay down their arms in the middle of a fire fight, but they WILL get shot. (Possibly by other soldiers who see this as dereliction of duty.) Which is nobler, laying down your life for your beliefs, or fighting for them? IMHO, they are equal, but some view death as a coward's way out.

I mostly meant figuratively.  Anyone who did 'lay down their arms' (I think there's only been a handfull to do so thus far (mostly Officers)) would do so during 'down time'.  But I agree with what you said.  On a side note, though, where does Dereliction of Duty and Service to Country (or to it's will) begin and end when they conflict with each other?  I suppose that would be an arguement saved for during a Tribunal.  At any rate, the risk of being shot for Dereliction of Duty would also count as another reason for how the government (indirectly) makes it a difficult choice.

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While true, ask any soldier in Iraq currently if they think we should be there. Most will say no. That tells me that they're free thinking enough, and bright enough to develop their own conclusions and opinions based on their experience.

Interestingly enough, another forum I belong to has a couple of regular members who are currently serving in Iraq and whom firmly believe and are committed to the Bush Administrations agenda.  Many people here even still believe we should remain 'until the job is done'.  Granted, that is changing now that CNN and others have stopped letting the government intimidate them in the last year and a half.  The government has many fronts in it's propaganda machine, which is what makes it so difficult to stop.  Again, I do agree with you on that, along with the US general population, soldiers serving in Iraq have started changing their opinion.  Most of them will likely wait out for their contract to expire versus going AWOL.

(It was the same way in the Vietnam War)

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Very true. There are reasons for charging them with a crime, and honestly those reason are sound, and I wouldn't wish it differently, but that doesn't make it 'good'. And just imagine the tribunal's task... if they let Soldier A get away with walking off the battlefield, then how can they charge Soldier B who goes AWOL, getting his entire squad killed? What moral ground do they have to stand on? Tough call, imho.

Again, I agree.

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To me, risking your life for any cause, including immoral ones still retains a level of nobility. Now, when it comes to doing a the job of a soldier, on both sides I feel those who fight and die are a higher caliber of humanity then most. They may not be good men, they may not even be decent men; they are men willing to die because they are told to. That takes a special (if not disturbing) mentality, and most of the people I've met who've faced that have been better because of it. They might still not be good or just men, but they're more good, more just then if they'd never had to face death like that. That alone is why I think all soldiers should be treated with honor and respect.

To a certain extent I would agree for which it applies.  There have been, however, numerous cases where the psycological trauma remains with them for their entire life.  This has (in some cases) turned good men bad, becoming members of the criminal population within 5 years after their return.  In other cases, such as for the majority of Marines (even if by a slim majority) are so brainwashed during 'boot camp' they are changed psycologically from the beginning (more so then other branches).  My brother, for instance, only saw a small amount of action during his 5 years (2 years spent stationed in Somalia).  Yet, he is far more arrogant, conceded, and tempromental then he ever was prior to entering service.  It may be sad, but as far as I'm concerned, the brother I admired and looked up to as a kid, died the day he stepped on that bus destined for Parris Island.

No doubt, all in all, it's a complex issue.  There are so many varibles and statistics to consider and it's very difficult to try and not make 'sweeping generalizations' and still address the real issues; all while acknowledging your respect for soldier's choices (or situation they were forced into).
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on November 05, 2006, 12:26:28 am
I happen to disagree a little on the purported "fact" you guys throw around.  The government brainwashing soldiers. 

I am a member of a military family, and let me tell you that a solid percentage of soldiers are remarkably intelligent, free-thinkers.  Be cautious to throw the phrase "free-thinking" out to mean "thinks like me."  We are ALL fallible. 

More to the point, to what part of basic training would you be referring?

Violence of action?  Perhaps the part where a soldier must voice the virtues of his country in a written essay of no less than 500 words? 

These are men and women who CHOSE to serve.  Even those who don't think they should be over there will tell you that they will gladly die in order to protect this country, even from a perceived threat. 

Why?  Simple. 

Love. 

These are men and women who hold to a sense of true love so deeply that they will sacrifice themself for another.  If I may quote Black Hawk Down: "When people ask me 'Why do you do it, Hoot?  You some kind of war junkie?,' I don't say anything.  THEY WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND that it's not about that.  It's about the man on either side of you."  (emphasis mine)

Most of these guys don't care about the politics, they fight because they are our first and last line of defense, they fight because they believe in being a warrior (not a fighter, but a warrior - big difference), and we owe them respect, awe, humility, and applause, among billions of other things.

Being a free-thinker and being a war-hating, military-bashing, Bush-denouncer are not synonomous. 

Did Bush lie?  Yes.  Are we fighting under false pretenses?  Quite likely.  Does that give us the right to protest the SOLDIERS?  NO.  And if you don't think that's the case, have you visited a military base with active deployments lately?  You have to drive through a crowd of people who will verbally attack a troop transport calling the soldiers "sheep," "cattle," "brainwashed," "bloodthirsty savages," and many other hateful things. 

And yet, in the space between heartbeats, this soldier would look at the person spewing this bilous curd of hatred and hostility, and sacrifice his own life so that the person may have the continued freedom to speak his mind. 

The issue of the military, and the issue of President Bush are NOT one and the same.  Sure, he is the commander-in-chief, but lemme tell you something - he IS intelligent.  A jackass?  Probably.  But he does hold an incredible respect for these men and women in uniform, something the American public seems to have forgotten how to do. 

Since when did the definition of "Support the Troops" mean "Get them the hell out of there"?  Damn what you or I think, and show these men and women some respect. 

Realize that I am not attempting to join in the repartee that you two have going here, I'm just voicing my opinion in general.  I see this in a very personal way and have witnessed first hand the events I mentioned above. 

A couple of other things - you mention psychological trauma.  George Carlin puts it quite well.  That condition was originally called "shell shock", then "battle fatigue", then "post-traumatic stress disorder".  Why?  Changing ideals.  Why do so many veterans of Viet Nam suffer from it?  Sure, it has a bit to do with what happened, but where was the country when the soldiers needed it?  The people of the country from 1965-1972 were too busy throwing bricks at buses of soldiers to worry about their psychological state.  We caused a boom in a condition that was treatable, and now use that boom as an excuse to stay out of a fight. 

War is never a good thing, but God damn it, we should be embracing our soldiers REGARDLESS of how we feel about the war.  Our sons went away and returned as murderers?  Horseshit.  They came back as our sons and we threw them to the lions. 

As to the AWOL, Desertion, whatever-the-fuck-you-wanna-call-it question.  It's pretty simple.  Breach of contract.  These guys are fully educated about what they MAY well face in a combat situation.  Now, the down side to this is that the horrors of war cannot be truly understood without having been experienced, but seriously - enlisting just to make it through college is like becoming a NASCAR driver in order to meet Dale Earnhardt, Jr.  There are easier ways to get a signature. 

"There are only two defining forces that have ever offered to die for you.  Jesus Christ and the American G.I.  One for your soul, the other for your freedom."



Remember too, the Marine slogan.  "Ours is not to question why, ours is but to do or die.  Semper fi."

They are loyal to the country.  And they will follow the orders of a commanding officer be that officer Republican, Democrat, Libertarian, Black, White, Gay, Straight, Male, or Female.  These men are not mindless drones, but honorable and loyal warriors.  And it breaks my heart to hear a single ill word spoken of the sacrifice and choices they make day in and day out. 
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: CaptBewil on November 06, 2006, 12:20:37 pm
"Many see things as Black and White, while few see the Gray in between." ~Myself

I'm sorry you took such great offense on this issue.  I don't believe anyone was specifically generalizing soldiers as being unintelligence.  T do such would be ignorant of the system in which they become soldiers inthe first place (the ASVAB for starters and not to mention post basic training schools "job trade" training).  This is also not to say that they are not "free-thinkers."  However, in saying that, ones ability to make a "free-thought" decision is based largely on ones source of information.  Gen. Ret. Colin Powell, for instance, was a General that demanded the facts and only the facts.  He didn't want your opinion and he didn't want your thoughts, just the facts.  He knew that the only way he could make a good decision is if (and only if) he had the facts and as many of them as possible.  As the Secretary of State, he was constantly lied to and mislead causing him to do and say things that he would not have done otherwise if he'd had been given the truth.  So, with that in mind, let's take a step back for a moment.

In the time after 9/11 and leading up to the invasion of Iraq, anyone who believes the media was not being censored (indirectly through intimidation) by the government, is seriously ignorant of the facts.  In that time period FOX news, a strong conservative news source, rose to great popularity due to the popularity of 'denouncing the pacifist' or anti-war people (besides the fact that there was strong evidence before the invasion of Iraq that there were not any Weapons of Mass Destruction, hence the change shortly before the invasion from "WMD's" to "Iraqi Freedom").  This lead to the 'facts' being pushed out of the way in favor of so called 'Patriotism'.  It would be nearly two years before the brave few in jurnalism began breaking news of the facts of how badly the war is going, abu ghraib, no wmd's, ect.  Even to this day, most Representitives don't know the difference between Shiites and Soonees OR even Alkida and Taliban.  So, again, it has nothing to do with 'intelligence' or 'free-thinking' and everything to do with being informed (which the government limits to everybody, not just the military personel).  By limiting sources of information, you limit the 'options' people preceive that they have and in this way, a government can 'brainwash' it's population.  In fact, we've seen the effect of the news media finally revealing information about the 'truth' of the government that has resulted in a slow decline (it debrainwashing occurs slowly) of the Bush Administrations support, not only in the general population, but in the military as well as they begin coming home between tours and getting more informed information.

The other form of brainwashing targeted solely at the military is loyality to the military and the commander in chief.  The military instructors drill that in, drill that in, and drill that in.  While this is understandable to a certain degree, it is assumed that the 'commander in chief' is not misleading the country and sending the military into the face of death without first being honest with the american people and having full congressional support.  This is why soldiers are sworn to take an oath.  I took this oath once. The oath is sworn to the Constitution of the United States.  Not the Comander in Cheif, not the military as a whole, not to each other, not even to the people of the United States.  Nothing in the Constitution gives the President the power to deceive the people to garner support for entering into a war were soldiers will face death.

Ironically, there are still misconception on the reasons for invading Iraq, Saddam as a 'dictator', and the (unsupported) accusations of Saddam's 'atrocities'.  Most people think Saddam was on trial for Kuwait and the use of biochemical weapons.  In actuality:

"The seven defendants were charged with crimes against humanity during a brutal 1982 crackdown on the Shiite town of Dujail after a failed assassination attempt on Hussein.

The crackdown included the executions of 148 males. According to court documents, the military, political and security apparatus in Iraq and Dujail killed, arrested, detained and tortured men, women and children in the town. Homes were demolished and orchards were razed. "

Keeping in mind that this alleged event took place only 3 years after Saddam came into power and at a time when the US was, at that time, allies with Iraq.  Just another prime example of how gevernment drowns out facts (even in the media) with other stories to control the information it's people receive.  But let's face it, there will always be a percentage of people that are so closed minded even in the face of tremendous evedience, that they will remain loyal to a government regardless (rather civilian or military personel).  There's a variety of reasons for this, but I won't go into them because it will just make this post lengthier then it already is.

On a note of military psycological trauma, those trauma's have been proven to come from events they encountered during the war and NOT the public humiliation they faced at home.  I've known many veterans and have talked to them at length.  The humiliation they faced at home (if any) was a shadow of what they were witness to in the wars they faught in.

Of the AWOL point, I think you missed the point that was being made.  It boils down to why continue supporting a war on the front lines when the war is not supported at home?  IE, why continue to do something in contridiction to the oath you gave (to uphold the will of the people)?

Now if you want to talk about the best direction for Iraq with respect to our armed forces, these are the three best options based on my informed research:

1.  Allow Saddam to regain the control he once had of the sectarian differences in his country along with a slow phase out of troops as he regains control of the situation.

2.  A full commited effort on Iraq (which we have yet to see even since the beginning) by trippling the number of troops and equipment already there even if it means pulling troops and equipment from afghanistan temporarily to do so.

3.  A full and complete withdraw from the country.  There are no WMD's or Biological weapons so there is limited risk to our nearby allies.  Everything eventually reaches equilibrium given enough time.

Options 1 and 3 aren't going to happend for a variety of politically motivated reasons, so option 2 is the only one we can actually even hope for.

This is all I'm going to say on the subject.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on November 06, 2006, 06:31:59 pm
Hey man, I'm not trying to start a flame war, and didn't take offense at what you were saying. 

I take offense at what people say under the guise of "pacifism" and was simply trying to warn against it. True Pacifism is honorable - Ghandi's teachings of nonviolence are brilliant.  I don't like people being violently ignorant and disrespectful of our troops.  You ask why fight a war we aren't supporting . . . take a minute and ask yourself if there is a war you think today's society WOULD support.  I don't think so.  I think if the mindset of this society were in place in 1941, we'd have faced the same situation in WW2.  For about a year, everyone would support the war, and then suddenly mud starts flying again and we find ourselves fighting a war at home.  There's nothing that we can do right now to bring our boys home, so why not try to make life as good as it can be for them while they're over there?  Then when a new President is elected, we can talk about trying to get them home.

Personally I look at the situation and shrug.  Shit happens, the world will always be screwed up, but never so screwed up to force me to have to worry about whether or not I'll be nuked. 

As a Christian (please don't start a religious discussion, simply giving you my background) I view things in the manner that the apostle Paul did: "For me, to live is Christ, and to die is gain."  It's win-win, so I enjoy the life I have, regardless of what the rest of the world says.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: CaptBewil on November 06, 2006, 07:45:50 pm
Yeah, I know you weren't trying to start a flame war.  I just wanted to make sure you knew that I was taking a 'Devil's Advocate' approach to give the position on both sides.  There really is logic on both sides of the issue and rather or not you agree or disagree is up to you, but as I said before the only way to make an informed decision is to know and understand both sides before deciding for yourself.  Maybe I need a 'Devil's Advocate' title under my name so everyone knows my post may contain non-mainstream views in order to inform and are not intended to spark a flame war.

It's a funny thing about forums.  Four years ago, right before we invaded Iraq, I presented the facts of how the CIA had infiltrated the UN Inspectors, that they didn't have WMD's, have not been proven to use biochemical warfare, and how Saddam was actually hunting Bin Laden to kill himself (so a terrorist tie would be completely illogical) and I was immidiately labeled unpatriotic, a moron, etc.  Many of my own family members 'disowned' me for a while.  Even now, that they know I was right all along (not that I've gloated or anything, but simply because it's been all over the news), I haven't recieved one appology.  I know that certain people don't want to hear certain things.  Yet, at the same time, I feel that I have an ethical duty to present them with the facts, regardless of what I'm then labeled.  Incidentally, I've learned that (other then religion, I'm Christian, BTW) people don't like for people to shake the 'Ivory Tower' of science (especially Physics).  As much as I hate to see the ignorance and muffling of progressive scientific theory, I've decided to stay out of such debates altogether.  I have my 'thoughts' and 'opinions' and if anybody is interested in me adding them to a debate then I'll do it per request, but beyond that, I'll stay out of them.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on November 07, 2006, 10:36:07 am
Aaaaaahhhhhh! Attack of the opinions of soldiers and the war! please argue these lovely points on your own leisure time.....there's way too much for me to read in one sitting....thank you!



okay fine go ahead and spout off i aint reading it!
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: CaptBewil on November 07, 2006, 12:26:53 pm
I think we're done.  We'll now return you to your regularily scheduled thread.  8)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on November 07, 2006, 03:52:37 pm
Actually we're almost done.  Thank you for pointing out your playing of Devil's Advocate, I hadn't quite caught that.  And thank you for voicing your opinions maturely, I get sick of people who can't do that. 

Okay, now we're done.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on November 08, 2006, 10:34:08 am
thanks! now lets see....can't think of any
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on November 29, 2006, 10:56:09 am
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Fart and they'll stop laughing.

He who laughs last doesn't get the joke.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on December 12, 2006, 10:36:04 am
I just came up with one today. you see, everyday my friend sara and i have been having a word of the day that i think of. well today's word of the day is illiterate. tell me why that is humourous and you may start a ranting for two days. on here of course.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on February 02, 2007, 11:07:27 am
my friend sara said to me, "You're supposed to know everything. DOn't you know that?!!?"
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: contingencyplan on February 07, 2007, 02:03:35 am
Okay, I finally have one. More of a tidbit of a long conversation I had with one of my best friends tonight:


Quote from: me
Hrm. Dr. Bastani asked what keeps me up at night. I guess I have an answer now...

(in reality - the question is regarding passion within computer science. for me it's programming language design, so you can guess the size of the flock of chicks I get with THAT)

They're just throwing themselves at me. Worse than those AXE and Tag commercials.

And it leads to the best pickup lines - "I'll typecheck YOUR variables!" and "You can synthesize my code ANY time"

And the ultimate "Did your automatic precondition checking system return a positive, or should I walk by again?"

/me smacks head on table.

I'm humped. And not in the fun way.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on February 07, 2007, 09:34:23 am
Heh, your comment about Axe reminded me about something that happened not long ago.

Erin and I were going somewhere, and I keep a can of Axe in my truck.  When we got there, I freshened up with it, and she suddenly says, "now I understand those commercials" and wouldn't stop smelling me for the rest of the day.  I guess I got a scent that drives her wild.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on February 07, 2007, 11:22:33 am
Cae, that's great! and Axe does smell amazing. Chris had some when he was visiting home and i could never resist when i went into the bathroom to take the cap of and smell it...pretty sad, no?
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: contingencyplan on February 07, 2007, 03:28:09 pm
That stuff actually works?!

:o
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on February 07, 2007, 07:40:52 pm
You didn't believe that it did, cplan?
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: contingencyplan on February 07, 2007, 08:22:12 pm
Not to that degree, no. I woulda figured chick'd think it smelled good, but not the "OMG!!!" response... But maybe I'm just cynnical like that.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on February 08, 2007, 10:30:00 am
I know...ain't it wonderful!
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Morgul on February 08, 2007, 12:14:17 pm
That stuff actually works?!

:o

Only on family members and fiances. Trust me, I've performed scientific experiments.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on February 08, 2007, 08:04:14 pm
perhaps you just stink.   ;)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on February 09, 2007, 08:42:54 pm
i agree! he really does sometimes too! even worse than the dog sometimes! I love you Chrissylafur!
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on April 28, 2008, 12:48:39 pm
wow...my topic died :( anyway to continue it with a great one: may all fluffy and happy bunnies slit their wrists
Now have fun with that one :D
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 28, 2008, 12:52:17 pm
I know where that came from.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on April 28, 2008, 02:23:48 pm
You should: "swallow razor wire, pull the other end out of [your] ass, and floss [yourself] to death."
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 28, 2008, 02:38:54 pm
here's a quote from some one who none of you would know.
And if you know him it actually makes sense.
"If I was any straighter I'd be gay."
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: MissTake1024 on April 28, 2008, 03:13:48 pm
Erm...
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 28, 2008, 03:31:27 pm
lol he's one of those people who jokingly acts homo and no one questions him for it.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on April 28, 2008, 08:57:24 pm
Wait a sec....this does sound like someone i know
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 29, 2008, 01:38:11 pm
you don't know him.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on April 29, 2008, 01:57:56 pm
ok...just checking!
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 29, 2008, 02:12:33 pm
lol who did you think it was?
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on April 29, 2008, 02:19:23 pm
it sounds like something Stan would say just joking around.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 29, 2008, 02:30:55 pm
like this?

Stan and his mom were talking about wrestling.
Dustin-"wrestling is for fags"
Stan-" Well I have to get my gay pleasure somewhere"

Only reason he doesn't fit the description is because I said no one questions the other person for it. Stan gets questioned by dustin and by my brother all the time.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on April 29, 2008, 02:34:01 pm
you have a point there.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 29, 2008, 03:08:33 pm
that's why I said it. :lol:
I'll laugh when Stan sees the forums and notices that we basically just said he could almost be gay.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on April 29, 2008, 03:09:22 pm
me too!
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: MissTake1024 on April 29, 2008, 03:24:30 pm
Oh joy
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 29, 2008, 04:02:26 pm
haha he'll probably agree.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: MissTake1024 on April 29, 2008, 04:05:49 pm
 :beatdown:
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 29, 2008, 04:27:13 pm
why the one smiley responses on everything?
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on April 29, 2008, 04:32:22 pm
because they're fun!   :buddy:
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 29, 2008, 05:37:38 pm
but they are hard to respond to like inside jokes.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: MissTake1024 on April 29, 2008, 09:16:50 pm
I put them, because generally you've finished any ability for the rest of us to post in the thread.
One emote responses are a good way of restarting conversation. See?
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 30, 2008, 03:28:08 pm
hmmm I guess so... :colbert:
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: MissTake1024 on April 30, 2008, 05:06:13 pm
hmmm I guess so... :colbert:
Whereas responses such as that make it hard to respond to.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on April 30, 2008, 05:35:04 pm
*shakes head* yeah..he' like that.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 30, 2008, 07:01:58 pm
my bad.
gotta remember I've only been on forums for a week.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on May 01, 2008, 09:38:41 pm
that's a pussy excuse. Just to let you know ;)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on May 02, 2008, 07:43:40 am
Given that experience is measured not in time, but activity, and you've managed to pass some people like Trajan in the post count area, you definitely can't use that excuse. 

Now, I'm curious how many posts you'd have if you stopped shit-posting every thread you can find.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Kmd4390 on May 02, 2008, 09:14:15 am
what do you mean by shit posting?
I don't post if I don't have any reason to.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: MissTake1024 on May 04, 2008, 06:26:08 pm
If you want I can compile a list of shit-posting.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on May 04, 2008, 06:53:00 pm
Alright, enough.  Let it go, please.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: MissTake1024 on May 05, 2008, 05:33:01 pm
Sorry Cae - the statement was open-ended  :blush:
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on May 05, 2008, 08:03:48 pm
Just to go back to the purpose of this thread.
"Silence is Golden..Duck tape is Silver" and my step-dad finished that quote "Someties you have to use the silver to get those golden moments."
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: MissTake1024 on May 07, 2008, 06:28:19 pm
"It's the rich mans war but it's the poor that die."
Otep Confrontation
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Wattie on May 11, 2008, 01:08:38 pm
One of my favorite death quotes - "After 39 years, this is all I've done"-Dylan Thomas
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: windshipper on May 11, 2008, 03:05:21 pm
"Wisdom is the beginning of fear."

(http://windforums.windshipper.com/Warhammer/blacktemplar.jpg)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: TheF1sh on May 12, 2008, 08:44:45 am
"The cake is a lie
 The cake is a lie
 The cake is a lie
 The cake is a lie"   and so on
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: MissTake1024 on May 18, 2008, 03:54:33 pm
Ha

"Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old."
-Kafka
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Kmd4390 on June 04, 2008, 08:13:00 am
Ok, I have a quote for this.

The class in our school for women's history was going on a trip to the Women's Hall Of Fame (I think that's what it's called).
My math teacher said the following about the trip.

"Nobody in my classes is to go on Garza's (the teacher for the class going on the trip) trip to women's world or whatever the hell it's called"
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: windshipper on June 05, 2008, 11:15:42 am
"Let faith protect your mind and metal your flesh."

(http://windforums.windshipper.com/Warhammer/Gk2.jpg)


:viking:
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Kmd4390 on June 07, 2008, 10:05:23 am
"Mafia is like drugs. Addicting until you die."
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: MissTake1024 on June 07, 2008, 04:21:09 pm
"I've told a lie or two before,
but never quite so well."
- It All Comes Back by Aside (http://www.myspace.com/aside1)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Kmd4390 on June 07, 2008, 04:44:50 pm
"Half the lies they ever told me weren't true."

-Yogi Berra (who else?)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Guardian on July 12, 2008, 08:53:39 pm
Still one of my personal favorites. (maybe because I came up with it) "To be forgotten is my past, to wander is my future, and servitude is my peril. ~Zachary Tobal  (you'd have to know the character to fully understand it but it still works without the back ground)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Guardian on July 20, 2008, 05:10:47 pm
If the wings are traveling faster than the fueselage, than it's probably a helicopter.   :helicopter:
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: TrajanMax on August 03, 2008, 10:30:18 am
This is from the Movie Tommy Boy I beleive, I always used this to threaten my buddies in Iraq, when we were giving each other a hard time.

"I know where you live, I've seen where you sleep, and your Mother will cry when she's seen what I'll do to you."
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Caenus on August 03, 2008, 10:44:43 am
"I know where you live, I've seen where you sleep, and your Mother will cry when she's seen what I'll do to you."

You were close:

"Listen up you little spazoids!  I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep, and I swear by everything holy that your mothers will cry when the see what I've done to you."
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Kmd4390 on November 29, 2008, 08:37:27 pm
Maybe I should explain some of the quotes in my sig. If anyone thinks so, I will. Maybe they are funnier left unexplained though. How about this. If anyone asks for explanations, I'll give them. If not, I won't.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on November 30, 2008, 08:27:12 am
naw don't explain them.....

though you have explained some of them to me....and they WERE amusing
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Kmd4390 on November 30, 2008, 06:43:33 pm
naw don't explain them.....

though you have explained some of them to me....and they WERE amusing

Pretty sure I haven't.......?

edit: Now that I think about it, Ryan's is the only one with a funny story behind it. That one was just yesterday.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: xofelf on December 17, 2008, 11:22:59 pm
alright this is something my little brother just said the other day.
He calls himself number 1 so i asked him, "what number am i?"
He responds with, "You're number airplane!"