Author Topic: Corrupt a Wish... (Read 230285 times)

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #440 on:** April 07, 2008, 04:33:31 pm »

Wish granted, but your play got canceled.

I wish that David didn't just fart -_-

xofelf · « **Reply #441 on:** April 07, 2008, 04:40:16 pm »

he didn't -- your pet did right in your face!

i wish that i had some amazing dessert or something like that.

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #442 on:** April 07, 2008, 06:40:58 pm »

Wish granted, but it was something so delicious that you couldn't stop eating. You'd eventually grow to be 1,354 lbs then develop a terrible case of acne. No man would ever date you and you'd be known as the uber fat cat lady.

I wish that Andy would just move out.

xofelf · « **Reply #443 on:** April 08, 2008, 04:39:43 am »

he(?) does but Morgul moves in....

i wish that my bagel wasn't so tough.

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #444 on:** April 08, 2008, 05:07:28 pm »

Wish granted, but it wasn't a bagel it was a ninja death star.

I wish that I didn't keep David up so late last night. Otherwise, he'd be functioning like a normal human being!

Morgul · « **Reply #445 on:** April 09, 2008, 03:06:28 am »

You didn't but then you realize two things. First, he'd have stayed up anyway, he does that. Secondly, he never functions like a normal human being.

I wish I had my new job, already.

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #446 on:** April 09, 2008, 03:10:27 am »

Wish granted, but it was as a male prostitute. On one of your night-time excursions you ran into a high school buddy of yours that has had the hots for you for years. Unfortunately he was incredibly deformed, which means that he couldn't find anyone better. You fulfilled your duties as a prostitute and found out that said unfortunate looking man had been following you since the night that you two had made sweet sweet love. He kidnaps you, and kills your entire family forcing you to agree to a civil union with him. From that point on you will be trained to be a house-wife, and you will rue the day that you ever made such a wish.

I wish that I could play RockBand =[

Morgul · « **Reply #447 on:** April 09, 2008, 03:17:38 am »

You do, but you suck. Then I kill you. Why? Because the cookies are a lie!

I wish more people would get the reference then actually will.

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #448 on:** April 09, 2008, 03:20:35 am »

Wish granted, but then I asked you if it was from Portal?

I wish that I wasn't so thirsty.

xofelf · « **Reply #449 on:** April 10, 2008, 05:00:07 am »

you're not thirsty, but you drank too much water so you drowneded. and yes i spelled that wrong on purpose.

i wish that i had known that my mom was making waffles so i didn't eat the bowl of cereal.

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #450 on:** April 10, 2008, 05:10:22 pm »

Wish granted, but then you didn't get any waffles anyways.

I wish that I could just calm down.

xofelf · « **Reply #451 on:** April 10, 2008, 05:54:21 pm »

you do..but it's cuz i hugged you and you were so creeped out that you fainted.....calm enough for you?

i wish that i had a celly phone!

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #452 on:** April 10, 2008, 06:28:10 pm »

Wish granted, but it resembled a hippo.

I wish that my ears didn't hurt from gauging.

xofelf · « **Reply #453 on:** April 11, 2008, 02:52:07 pm »

they don't hurt from whatever...they fell off.

i wish that i wasn't such a blonde sometimes.

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #454 on:** April 12, 2008, 02:43:44 am »

Wish granted, but then you were only permitted to type with your forehead which would make people on the forums think that you're mentally handicapped.

I wish that I could sleep. Effing insomnia.

xofelf · « **Reply #455 on:** April 12, 2008, 07:31:44 pm »

you can sleep..but for some reason, you choose not to, so you're still tired!

i wish that i wasn't alway Hermes(a messenger between people)

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #456 on:** April 13, 2008, 12:20:56 am »

Wish granted, but then you were herpes, and you were sent to many peoples genitals.

I wish that I didn't have to go shopping tomorrow.

Wattie · « **Reply #457 on:** April 14, 2008, 09:03:04 pm »

Wish granted, but then a psycho broke into your place, hid in your bathroom, and waited for you.

I wish the sabres made the friggen playoffs..

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #458 on:** April 15, 2008, 03:14:08 am »

Wish granted, but it would have come at the price of the Sabres never winning a game ever again.

I wish that I didn't hurt my ribs.

xofelf · « **Reply #459 on:** April 16, 2008, 10:04:20 am »

you didn't hurt your ribs, you hurt Godzilla's thus pissing him off and destroying Toyko, yet again.

i wish that my computer would stop turning itself off.

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