Author Topic: Corrupt a Wish... (Read 230292 times)

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #420 on:** April 03, 2008, 01:20:12 pm »

Wish granted, but you had to slaughter an entire family to get it.

I wish that my roommate wasn't the biggest douchebag that I know.

xofelf · « **Reply #421 on:** April 03, 2008, 02:26:26 pm »

your roommate isn't the biggest douchbag in the world....they have just been repalced by me(meaning i am your roommate instead of the douchebag)

i wish that my brother wasn't so overprotective of me -- he says i'm never allowed to date.

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #422 on:** April 03, 2008, 03:10:35 pm »

Wish granted, but he really didn't care and allowed you to get into abusive and fucked up relationships. Trust me, I wish I had family that gave a shit about me. A protective brother is a beautiful thing.

I wish that I had someone to walk me down the aisle

xofelf · « **Reply #423 on:** April 03, 2008, 05:06:11 pm »

you do...but it's Elvis...

i wish that my ice pack would step melting.

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #424 on:** April 04, 2008, 03:45:21 pm »

Wish granted, but then it would never melt and therefore it would freeze itself to your flesh.

I wish that I had more time to practice today.

xofelf · « **Reply #425 on:** April 05, 2008, 07:12:42 pm »

you have loads of time to practice...but you procrastinate for some fucked up reason known to only you.

i wish that Piece had less ideas then he does....

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #426 on:** April 05, 2008, 08:56:58 pm »

Wish granted, but then he had downs. And that would be an instantaneous ticket to hell.

I wish that I didn't have to deal with my friends annoying roommate... I wish she'd just move back with her parents.

Wattie · « **Reply #427 on:** April 06, 2008, 08:34:40 pm »

I wish i had a girl friend.

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #428 on:** April 06, 2008, 08:55:58 pm »

Wish granted, but it was me! (Also you have to corrupt the wish).

I wish that I didn't just pay 56 dollars for food for everyone else.

Wattie · « **Reply #429 on:** April 06, 2008, 08:58:58 pm »

Wish granted, but then you would have to deal with the annoyance of all the people who were hungry at the time.

lol sry, im not the brightest sometimes.

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #430 on:** April 06, 2008, 10:35:43 pm »

Where's your wish?

That's ok lol - shit happens.

I wish that Wattie had just made a wish.

xofelf · « **Reply #431 on:** April 07, 2008, 04:54:10 am »

she...he... they :blush: made a wish but i hated it and killed them.

i wish that i wasn't so busy this week -- but hey i get to go see the Producers tonight!

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #432 on:** April 07, 2008, 01:10:00 pm »

Wish granted but you didn't do jack shit and you so bored that you thought about suicide... and ended up committing it.

I wish that I didn't get up so late.

Wattie · « **Reply #433 on:** April 07, 2008, 03:44:38 pm »

wish granted, but getting up early would only make you possibly sick or extremely tired, so i think your best bet was sleeping late.

i wish for love.

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #434 on:** April 07, 2008, 03:50:31 pm »

Wish granted, but you fell in love with a prostitute and had a Moulin Rouge life... except you didn't learn that the greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

I wish my nose didn't close up.

xofelf · « **Reply #435 on:** April 07, 2008, 03:58:17 pm »

it didn't... your mouth did so now you can't talk or eat anymore so it really sucks to be you!

i wish that i had lots of ice cream!

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #436 on:** April 07, 2008, 04:00:04 pm »

Wish granted, but you gained three times your body weight.

I wish that I didn't have to do anything today.

xofelf · « **Reply #437 on:** April 07, 2008, 04:09:26 pm »

you don't have anything to do today so you die.

i wish that i hadn't just killed Sheena off.

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #438 on:** April 07, 2008, 04:18:51 pm »

Wish granted, but then I killed you off.

I wish that I didn't have to take someone home the second that Ginny is about to post the flavor

xofelf · « **Reply #439 on:** April 07, 2008, 04:20:40 pm »

you don't but your computer crashes and you can't fix it.

i wish that i was at my play already!

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