Author Topic: Corrupt a Wish... (Read 230278 times)

xofelf · « **Reply #361 on:** March 12, 2008, 06:14:32 pm »

we have the wars(whatever they are) but you get schooled every time! even by me which is pretty bad!

I wish that my mom had her baby already....i want another little sister for some strange odd reason.

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #362 on:** March 12, 2008, 11:58:50 pm »

Wish granted, but it's not a female... and it's not a man... it's a deranged mixture of you and Morgul... The baby is so depressed about it's androgynous looks that it commits suicide in the midst of it's terrible two's. Then your mother vows never to have children ever again and disowns yourself and Morgul.

I wish that I wasn't so flippin' hungry

Morgul · « **Reply #363 on:** March 13, 2008, 04:18:39 am »

You're not. You're dead. Twice. Take that. Whore.

I wish I wasn't too GOD DAMNED TIRED. Perhaps I shoulda gone to bed at a reasonable time....

=

...and that's how babies are born.

Caenus · « **Reply #364 on:** March 13, 2008, 07:15:23 am »

. . . the fuck?

Morgul, I don't know what they taught YOU in biology, but that's not how babies are made.

xofelf · « **Reply #365 on:** March 13, 2008, 12:33:54 pm »

You're not tired anymore......you are being annoyed by my friend Kevin Darling. and he won't shut up!

oh yeah...he says the following:

$:math:$

annoying right?

i wish that my friends wouldn't sit next to me and insist on being part of my forum conversations.

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #366 on:** March 13, 2008, 09:16:01 pm »

Wish granted, but then they sat on your lap... and they constantly had gas.

I wish that Morgul didn't call me a whore =[

Morgul · « **Reply #367 on:** March 14, 2008, 12:49:45 am »

I didn't. I called Dave a whore instead. Boya.

I wish that I didn't have to work, because I was supporting myself with money made either through Emerwyn's art, or through my writing.

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #368 on:** March 14, 2008, 05:55:37 am »

Wish granted, but then you had to sell your body. Unfortunately, (since you were so popular on the streets), you were under suspicion by the police. Eventually they caught you on false charges and you ended up going to jail. Not soon after did you discover that your wife (Emerwyn was pregnant) but that you had given her ever STD under the sun... Minus crabs for some odd reason.

I wish I didn't just get up so early.

xofelf · « **Reply #369 on:** March 14, 2008, 09:14:16 am »

you didn't wake up early...you woke up dead

now how did you manage that one?

i wish that they made more dresses for easter that fit me.

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #370 on:** March 14, 2008, 09:17:36 am »

Wish granted, but then I sent you a bunch of links to different dress sites that I use =]

I wish that I wasn't so nervous for my show tonight.

xofelf · « **Reply #371 on:** March 14, 2008, 09:23:51 am »

i can't corrupt that...cuz i' think you guys are gonna rock!

i wish that i had more people to talk to on aim...hardly anyone replies back!

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #372 on:** March 14, 2008, 09:28:07 am »

Wish granted, but then they continuously kept IMing you to the point that you wanted to punt them. (I would but I'm on a computer that doesn't have it downloaded, I'll be on in like a half an hour when Dave is done futzing with my laptop)

I wish that my head wasn't itchy

xofelf · « **Reply #373 on:** March 14, 2008, 09:31:51 am »

it's not itchy...it's on FIRE!

i wish that i had more time to be on the computer.

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #374 on:** March 14, 2008, 09:34:11 am »

Wish granted but you had so much time that you spent a whole entire month on the computer, at which point you gained 450 lbs and ended up never being able to find yourself a husband... Then you'd be too far in to your spinster lifestyle that you can only find solace in your cats.

I wish that I could get my hair to look nice.

xofelf · « **Reply #375 on:** March 14, 2008, 09:39:50 am »

it does look nice.....to you!

i wish that i could have a never-ending supply of tissues...i have a runny nose.

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #376 on:** March 14, 2008, 09:51:53 am »

Wish granted, but then your nose would get all dry and red and all that fun stuff... Then you would be stuck with all of these tissues that you didn't want to use. Then PETA would come and attack you because it turns out it was made with the fur of baby bunnies that they killed rather in-humanely.

I wish that my tummy didn't hurt. =[

xofelf · « **Reply #377 on:** March 14, 2008, 06:10:14 pm »

it doesn't...now your face does.

i wish that i had a never-ending supply of dark chocolate.

Caenus · « **Reply #378 on:** March 14, 2008, 07:27:38 pm »

You do, unfortunately all of it is several years old. Chocolate becomes a powerful laxative when it goes bad.

Your body is found three weeks later, completely emaciated.

I wish my sister-in-law wasn't over here . . . I wanted to have a nice evening with my wife.

xofelf · « **Reply #379 on:** March 14, 2008, 08:46:06 pm »

she's not over there...i am...and i'm just as annoying!

i wish that i knew how to update gaim on my Gentoo computer.

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