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Open Discussion => General Discussion => The Wallth Are Thoundproof => Topic started by: xofelf on April 02, 2008, 04:30:54 pm
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that's what you think! i'm already dead! O.o :blink:
[Moderator Edit Note:] This is now the Random Thread. More appropriate, I think.[/Edit]
[Kick Ass Edit Note:]This is now the Bad Sex Jokes/Puns Appreciation Station because we kick ass[/Edit]
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No - Me likeums my popcorn. I would have shared :(
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nice Sheena...*pets* :blush: sorry
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Well now you know better.
:showtime: *shares popcorn with Erica*
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yay! :showtime:
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Hahaha :rara:
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wait a sec...i just realized...i can't eat popcorn :( it might get stuck in the holes where my wisdom teeth were and that would really hurt! :angryscream: why!?!?!?!?!
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*steals back popcorn*
Sounds like a really bad corrupt a wish.
Bwahahah
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wait a sec...i just realized...i can't eat popcorn :( it might get stuck in the holes where my wisdom teeth were and that would really hurt! :angryscream: why!?!?!?!?!
Owwww. How long ago did you have them taken out? And did they get all 4, or no?
At any rate, hope your recovery goes well.
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thank you! i got 2 of them out tuesday....and they still ache! :emo:
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that really sucks.
They keep telling me to take mine out... But... no. haha
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that really sucks.
They keep telling me to take mine out... But... no. haha
Well, I had to get mine taken out. They had bad cavities in them, to the point that I was getting BAD headaches (the kind that wake you up in the middle of the night).
Bonus for me: 2 days later I moved 300 miles!
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Ugh.
You poor dear.
That does not sound fun at all.
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Sheena-- we should send him hugs! :happy: :buddy:
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Hahah there's no emotes to send hugs though. We could send him :calvin: and :hobbes:
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I live in Texas, I'm home schooled, I'm less than twenty, I really like soccer... and oranges.
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thank you =]
And nice to erm... meet you?
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Lol. Likewise :)
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oh good...it's not the cow avatar! Gun Slinger...i would have killed you if it was! :beatdown:
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:confused:
Do tell
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he changed his avatar on the gorc forums to this really wierd cow and i hates it.....i really like the Legolas one!
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Haha I just like it because it's Orlando Bloom =]
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me too! :happy:
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Haha I think that Dave kind of looks like him a little bit.
I don't know.
Maybe I'm biased.
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yeah...definitely biased!
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Haha meh - I still think he's ridiculously good looking... regardless of whether he looks like Orlando Bloom or not.
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i never said he wasn't good looking....i meant he doesn't look like Orlie!
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Depends.
In some of his photos he definitely does... and ever since he got rid of his mustache he looks... kind of like him. Haha maybe it's just projection.
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I'm actually just using hypnosis to make her think I look like Orlando Bloom.
:psyduck:
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Ah - so that's what makes you SO good in bed.
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Yeah, I actually really suck... I just make you think I'm good.
:(
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Haha hun - Even if you were the most revolting thing I've ever seen you'd still be amazing
;)
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Thank you, baby :)
I think we're going to get a, "Get a room, you two!" soon :-p
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So uhm *cough*
How about that local sports team?
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Yeah, we really don't wanna hear about your sexual escapades.
We're too busy off having our own and not talking about them. :clint:
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Haha lo siento.
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Cae you're not supposed to discuss the fact that you have intimate relations...trust me...no one wants to know!
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Cae you're not supposed to discuss the fact that you have intimate relations...trust me...no one wants to know!
Actually, speak for yourself - I wouldn't mind hearing some more.
(I win most awkward response. Countdown till Cae one-ups.)
And e-hi5 whitelynx. :toot:
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*shakes head in dismay*
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Contingencyplan, you and I already had discussions about . . . interesting things that happen to genitals.
:suicide:
Also, Erica - I'm married . . . if I DON'T have relations, then something's wrong.
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Yeah, we really don't wanna hear about your sexual escapades.
We're too busy off having our own and not talking about them. :clint:
Hey, watch it. Just because I don't talk about it doesn't mean I have something to talk about. :dumbass:
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:lol:
*pat**pat*
Sorry Piece..
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Yeah, I actually really suck... I just make you think I'm good.
:(
Don't put yourself down. Mikey never complained.
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Also, Erica - I'm married . . . if I DON'T have relations, then something's wrong.
Translation: They only way to put up with being married is to get sex.
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Also, Erica - I'm married . . . if I DON'T have relations, then something's wrong.
Translation: They only way to put up with being married is to get sex.
True story.
And uhm - Mikey never complained? lol
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Also, Erica - I'm married . . . if I DON'T have relations, then something's wrong.
Translation: They only way to put up with being married is to get sex.
Nah, not at all.
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Cae you're not supposed to discuss the fact that you have intimate relations...trust me...no one wants to know!
Erica, I don't even feel like I should point out the couple YOU don't want to be hearing about. :innocent:
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:lol:
So, Ginny - how's the sex life :-p
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:lol:
So, Ginny - how's the sex life :-p
Considering the fact that it's my personal goal to make sure she can have multiple orgasms every day, I should hope she thinks it's pretty good. Shit, condoms are in our monthly budget. (those 36 boxes are godly, and just enough to last us about three weeks, to a month.)
And none of this counts other sexual activities that can induce orgasms.
...or the 150ft of rope...
...soft rope...
...bought by a former boy scout...
...who's tied his sisters to the ceiling with duct tape...
...and has taken engineering classes...
...so knows all about tensile strength, and friction...
Oh, yeah. :clint:
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Haha now that we've sufficiently traumatized Erica :-P
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Haha now that we've sufficiently traumatized Erica :-P
Don't care. She is my sister after all.
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Ah - Good to know that other older siblings treat their younger sisters the way that my sisters treat me.
It took me until I was fourteen before I could get my sisters to stop farting on my face. :saddowns:
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Ha ha ha ha ha, every now and then you get a younger sibling who starts creeping the older out, though.
Hell my sister thought it'd be funny to talk to me about blowjobs and how she can't wait to get a husband to try it out.
Before you go saying she doesn't have to have a husband . . . Christian . . . faith . . . yadda yadda yadda.
Okay, I'm done.
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Thread title fixed.
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:lol: I like the new title :-P
and Caenus... Interesting. :lol:
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... ... ...
Should I plot to muder my fiance, just do it in cold-blooded rage, or just sigh and get over it?
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You could hire me to destroy him for you.
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*strokes metaphorical goatee* hmmm. Destroy. I don't know what it is about that word, but it oozes perfection.
Destroy.
It has a marvelous, terminal feel to it, doesn't it?
Destroy.
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Haha you sick little girl.
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:blink: *twitch*
I really don't want to know...and Cae i did know you were married. Remember all those conversations we had....
and Chris....you weren't supposed to tell them about the rope! Come on, that was secret!
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and Chris....you weren't supposed to tell them about the rope! Come on, that was secret!
:uhm: WTF?!?!! :rofl:
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:blink: *twitch*
I really don't want to know...and Cae i did know you were married. Remember all those conversations we had....
and Chris....you weren't supposed to tell them about the rope! Come on, that was secret!
As your future sister-in-law, Erica, I feel it's my duty to tell you that that last statement is WAAAY beyond wrong both in and out of context.
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My sentiments exactly - minus the future sister in law part.
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I was about to say . . . this thread just took a disgusting turn.
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So how about that local sports team, eh?
*clears throat*
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Yeah, those Texan-York Whooping Cranes really are somethin', ain't they? :psyduck:
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Yeah... Those Texan-York Whooping Cranes sure beat the shit out of the Floridian-Jersey Screeching Llamas.
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ewwww sports!
and that's not what i meant at all you twisted people!
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:lol:
Well... the way that you said it granted us to go off in outlandish directions. Silly girl.
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I think this thread needs to be split. I'll look at doing it later tonight.
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I think this thread needs to be split. I'll look at doing it later tonight.
Split! Enjoy!
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that's better...now people don't have to read all the randomness while thye are trying to figure out just who the hell we are!
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that's better...now people don't have to read all the randomness while thye are trying to figure out just who the hell we are!
What do you mean? From what I can remember, this is who we are. :psyduck:
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that's not the fricking point! but i have no clue what the point is!
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Wow. I'm kinda glad nobody here knows me (personally). :crazy:
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me too...or else most people would be like :suicide: alot, i bet!
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windshipper - you know you love it.
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windshipper - you know you love it.
Oh baby do I ever. :blush:
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Oh baby do I ever. :blush:
:happy:
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I think this thread needs a title change to "Bad sex/jokes puns appreciation station". Who's with me?
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Shouldn't it be "Bad sex jokes/puns appreciation station"?
And yupp - I'm with you
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sounds good to me...i know some good ones, actually.
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I specialize in dead baby jokes... perverted jokes... well, those are generally made up on the spot.
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exactly..those are the best kind.
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True.
See - I could have made one right there.
But I didn't. Because it would have been bringing up traumatizing experiences.
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exactly..those are the best kind.
I'm the best kind, baby. :cop:
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I'm the best kind, baby. :cop:
Down windy!
Down!
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*curls up in fetal position* :suicide: Windy! you perv!
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dead baby jokes huh?
how do u get 500 babies into a bucket?
a blender.
how do u get em out?
doritos.
wuts black and charred?
baby chewing on an extension cord.
sick jokes are fun!!!
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What's worse than stapling a baby to twelve trees?
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stapling one baby to twelve trees!
What's the difference between a Corvette and 5000 dead babies?
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stapling one baby to twelve trees!
What's the difference between a Corvette and 5000 dead babies?
One of them is like your mother in bed and the other is the result of your mother in bed?
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hah no...and no my mother jokes.....her due date is next week...and no one likes to make jokes about pregnant ladies....i hope
There's not a Corvette in Windy's garage.
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hah no...and no my mother jokes.....her due date is next week...and no one likes to make jokes about pregnant ladies....i hope
There's not a Corvette in Windy's garage.
DUDE! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO FIND THOSE! :bang:
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:uhm:
Windy! You liar! That's the only reason I agreed to go out with you this Friday.
Consider our date off.
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:uhm:
Windy! You liar! That's the only reason I agreed to go out with you this Friday.
Consider our date off.
Sweet, I can skip the part where I have to act as though I like you for who you are and skip right to the fun stuff instead. :happy:
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Sweet, I can skip the part where I have to act as though I like you for who you are and skip right to the fun stuff instead. :happy:
You mean the fun stuff that you have with you hand? :-p
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Sweet, I can skip the part where I have to act as though I like you for who you are and skip right to the fun stuff instead. :happy:
You mean the fun stuff that you have with my hand? :-p
Edited for truth.
Also, thread title change successful.
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*looks at hands*
Fuckin' A windy! Now I need to get these amputated :saddowns:
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So, Windy wants Misstake to jack him off, and MissTake wants roses and flowers from Windy. Trajan and Whitelynx should both have issue with either of those, but perhaps they can find solace together...
But somehow, I really do find the MissTake/Windyshipper OTP rather... scarring. Or Scary. Though, I guess it's better then Caenus/Whitelynx OTP.
(Oh, and for those who don't know, OTP stands for 'One True Paring'. If you still can't figure it out, let me give you an example (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxHIoAoCUPE&feature=related).)
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It's all a hoax.
Windshipper is afraid of people finding out the secret of his sexuality, so he's using me.
Trajan found someone else and windy's sad =(
I agreed to let him use me as a trophy date.
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This may not be QUITE in the spirit of the thread, but after seeing this guy's near naked form (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffDPTKn7HiY), I regret the fact that one cannot gouge out the mind's eye.
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That's nothing compared to the Pain Olympics.
Watch that and then bitch about some man cutting up psychedelic mushrooms wearing a horse head.
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Cutting up the mushroom - no big deal.
Nasty fetish freak's body - :suicide:
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It's all a hoax.
Windshipper is afraid of people finding out the secret of his sexuality, so he's using me.
Trajan found someone else and windy's sad =(
I agreed to let him use me as a trophy date.
I think we have VASTLY differing opinions on trophy.
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So you'd prefer Paris Hilton then?
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Say what you will about Paris Hilton, but it's been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that she puts out.
And please . . . don't take that as a suggestion to film yourself and post it.
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Definitely not.
But you could at least find a girl with a modicum of intelligence that "puts out" as you so graciously put it.
Plus, I've seen Golden Retrievers that look prettier than Paris Hilton.
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that's not a hard accomplishment! She's ugly!
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Definitely not.
But you could at least find a girl with a modicum of intelligence that "puts out" as you so graciously put it.
Plus, I've seen Golden Retrievers that look prettier than Paris Hilton.
1.) Are you insulting his wife?
2.) You're not one to be talking about a modicum of intelligence. :colbert:
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But you could at least find a girl with a modicum of intelligence that "puts out" as you so graciously put it.
I did! Emerwyn's quite intelligent, and most certainly puts out.... to me.
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Definitely not.
But you could at least find a girl with a modicum of intelligence that "puts out" as you so graciously put it.
Plus, I've seen Golden Retrievers that look prettier than Paris Hilton.
1.) Are you insulting his wife?
2.) You're not one to be talking about a modicum of intelligence. :colbert:
1 - No. I tapped it. I'm not one to talk :-P
2 - Big words for a man with such a small penis.
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Thread killer!
4 days with no posts on here because of that last comment.
I guess wind didn't want to comment on it though. :elmohanged:
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Definitely not.
But you could at least find a girl with a modicum of intelligence that "puts out" as you so graciously put it.
Plus, I've seen Golden Retrievers that look prettier than Paris Hilton.
1.) Are you insulting his wife?
2.) You're not one to be talking about a modicum of intelligence. :colbert:
1 - No. I tapped it. I'm not one to talk :-P
2 - Big words for a man with such a small penis.
Oh hi this thread.
2.) I refute your point. For more information ask your mother.
Also, you fail to refute my point, so there. :colbert:
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My mother is decaying =)
She's a little busy.
I would but I've had a few drinks.
Remind me tomorrow.
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wow what did I bring back?
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You brought back a lovers quarrel.
Don't worry about it.
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Don't worry about it?
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So windy's into necrophilia? Creepy. :blink:
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how did you see necrophillia in that?
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Brought back = necromancy
Lovers Quarrel
Necrophilia = Love Of the Dead
Got it?
:math:
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oh ok.
got it now thanks.
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No problem.