Topic: Bad Sex Jokes/Puns Appreciation Station

[MissTake1024]

It's all a hoax.
Windshipper is afraid of people finding out the secret of his sexuality, so he's using me.
Trajan found someone else and windy's sad =(
I agreed to let him use me as a trophy date.

[Caenus]

This may not be QUITE in the spirit of the thread, but after seeing this guy's near naked form, I regret the fact that one cannot gouge out the mind's eye.

[MissTake1024]

That's nothing compared to the Pain Olympics.
Watch that and then bitch about some man cutting up psychedelic mushrooms wearing a horse head.

[Caenus]

Cutting up the mushroom - no big deal.

Nasty fetish freak's body - 

[windshipper]

It's all a hoax.
Windshipper is afraid of people finding out the secret of his sexuality, so he's using me.
Trajan found someone else and windy's sad =(
I agreed to let him use me as a trophy date.

I think we have VASTLY differing opinions on trophy.

[MissTake1024]

So you'd prefer Paris Hilton then?

[Caenus]

Say what you will about Paris Hilton, but it's been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that she puts out. 

And please . . . don't take that as a suggestion to film yourself and post it.

[MissTake1024]

Definitely not.

But you could at least find a girl with a modicum of intelligence that "puts out" as you so graciously put it.

Plus, I've seen Golden Retrievers that look prettier than Paris Hilton.

[xofelf]

that's not a hard accomplishment! She's ugly!

[windshipper]

Definitely not.

But you could at least find a girl with a modicum of intelligence that "puts out" as you so graciously put it.

Plus, I've seen Golden Retrievers that look prettier than Paris Hilton.

1.) Are you insulting his wife?
2.) You're not one to be talking about a modicum of intelligence.

[Morgul]

But you could at least find a girl with a modicum of intelligence that "puts out" as you so graciously put it.

I did! Emerwyn's quite intelligent, and most certainly puts out.... to me.

[MissTake1024]

Definitely not.

But you could at least find a girl with a modicum of intelligence that "puts out" as you so graciously put it.

Plus, I've seen Golden Retrievers that look prettier than Paris Hilton.

1.) Are you insulting his wife?
2.) You're not one to be talking about a modicum of intelligence.

1 - No. I tapped it. I'm not one to talk :-P
2 - Big words for a man with such a small penis.

[Kmd4390]

Thread killer!
4 days with no posts on here because of that last comment.
I guess wind didn't want to comment on it though.

[windshipper]

Definitely not.

But you could at least find a girl with a modicum of intelligence that "puts out" as you so graciously put it.

Plus, I've seen Golden Retrievers that look prettier than Paris Hilton.

1.) Are you insulting his wife?
2.) You're not one to be talking about a modicum of intelligence.

1 - No. I tapped it. I'm not one to talk :-P
2 - Big words for a man with such a small penis.

Oh hi this thread.

2.) I refute your point. For more information ask your mother.

Also, you fail to refute my point, so there.

[MissTake1024]

My mother is decaying =)
She's a little busy.
I would but I've had a few drinks.
Remind me tomorrow.

[Kmd4390]

wow what did I bring back?

[MissTake1024]

You brought back a lovers quarrel.
Don't worry about it.

[Kmd4390]

Don't worry about it?

[Caenus]

So windy's into necrophilia?  Creepy. 

[Kmd4390]

how did you see necrophillia in that?