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Re: Bad Sex Jokes/Puns Appreciation Station
« Reply #100 on: April 22, 2008, 06:12:37 pm »
It's all a hoax.
Windshipper is afraid of people finding out the secret of his sexuality, so he's using me.
Trajan found someone else and windy's sad =(
I agreed to let him use me as a trophy date.
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Re: Bad Sex Jokes/Puns Appreciation Station
« Reply #101 on: April 22, 2008, 06:38:21 pm »
This may not be QUITE in the spirit of the thread, but after seeing this guy's near naked form, I regret the fact that one cannot gouge out the mind's eye.

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« Reply #102 on: April 22, 2008, 06:43:09 pm »
That's nothing compared to the Pain Olympics.
Watch that and then bitch about some man cutting up psychedelic mushrooms wearing a horse head.
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Re: Bad Sex Jokes/Puns Appreciation Station
« Reply #103 on: April 22, 2008, 07:09:35 pm »
Cutting up the mushroom - no big deal.

Nasty fetish freak's body -  :suicide:
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Re: Bad Sex Jokes/Puns Appreciation Station
« Reply #104 on: April 22, 2008, 08:08:42 pm »
Quote from: MissTake1024 on April 22, 2008, 06:12:37 pm
It's all a hoax.
Windshipper is afraid of people finding out the secret of his sexuality, so he's using me.
Trajan found someone else and windy's sad =(
I agreed to let him use me as a trophy date.

I think we have VASTLY differing opinions on trophy.
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Re: Bad Sex Jokes/Puns Appreciation Station
« Reply #105 on: April 22, 2008, 08:10:21 pm »
So you'd prefer Paris Hilton then?
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Re: Bad Sex Jokes/Puns Appreciation Station
« Reply #106 on: April 22, 2008, 08:17:31 pm »
Say what you will about Paris Hilton, but it's been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that she puts out. 

And please . . . don't take that as a suggestion to film yourself and post it.
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Re: Bad Sex Jokes/Puns Appreciation Station
« Reply #107 on: April 22, 2008, 08:24:46 pm »
Definitely not.

But you could at least find a girl with a modicum of intelligence that "puts out" as you so graciously put it.

Plus, I've seen Golden Retrievers that look prettier than Paris Hilton.
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Re: Bad Sex Jokes/Puns Appreciation Station
« Reply #108 on: April 22, 2008, 08:38:30 pm »
that's not a hard accomplishment! She's ugly!
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Re: Bad Sex Jokes/Puns Appreciation Station
« Reply #109 on: April 22, 2008, 08:51:30 pm »
Quote from: MissTake1024 on April 22, 2008, 08:24:46 pm
Definitely not.

But you could at least find a girl with a modicum of intelligence that "puts out" as you so graciously put it.

Plus, I've seen Golden Retrievers that look prettier than Paris Hilton.
1.) Are you insulting his wife?
2.) You're not one to be talking about a modicum of intelligence. :colbert:
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Re: Bad Sex Jokes/Puns Appreciation Station
« Reply #110 on: April 22, 2008, 10:18:00 pm »
Quote from: MissTake1024 on April 22, 2008, 08:24:46 pm
But you could at least find a girl with a modicum of intelligence that "puts out" as you so graciously put it.

I did! Emerwyn's quite intelligent, and most certainly puts out.... to me.
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Re: Bad Sex Jokes/Puns Appreciation Station
« Reply #111 on: April 23, 2008, 03:13:39 am »
Quote from: windshipper on April 22, 2008, 08:51:30 pm
Quote from: MissTake1024 on April 22, 2008, 08:24:46 pm
Definitely not.

But you could at least find a girl with a modicum of intelligence that "puts out" as you so graciously put it.

Plus, I've seen Golden Retrievers that look prettier than Paris Hilton.
1.) Are you insulting his wife?
2.) You're not one to be talking about a modicum of intelligence. :colbert:

1 - No. I tapped it. I'm not one to talk :-P
2 - Big words for a man with such a small penis.
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Re: Bad Sex Jokes/Puns Appreciation Station
« Reply #112 on: April 27, 2008, 07:25:49 pm »
Thread killer!
4 days with no posts on here because of that last comment.
I guess wind didn't want to comment on it though. :elmohanged:
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Re: Bad Sex Jokes/Puns Appreciation Station
« Reply #113 on: April 27, 2008, 07:56:24 pm »
Quote from: MissTake1024 on April 23, 2008, 03:13:39 am
Quote from: windshipper on April 22, 2008, 08:51:30 pm
Quote from: MissTake1024 on April 22, 2008, 08:24:46 pm
Definitely not.

But you could at least find a girl with a modicum of intelligence that "puts out" as you so graciously put it.

Plus, I've seen Golden Retrievers that look prettier than Paris Hilton.
1.) Are you insulting his wife?
2.) You're not one to be talking about a modicum of intelligence. :colbert:

1 - No. I tapped it. I'm not one to talk :-P
2 - Big words for a man with such a small penis.

Oh hi this thread.

2.) I refute your point. For more information ask your mother.

Also, you fail to refute my point, so there. :colbert:
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Re: Bad Sex Jokes/Puns Appreciation Station
« Reply #114 on: April 27, 2008, 08:25:29 pm »
My mother is decaying =)
She's a little busy.
I would but I've had a few drinks.
Remind me tomorrow.
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Re: Bad Sex Jokes/Puns Appreciation Station
« Reply #115 on: April 28, 2008, 07:12:30 am »
wow what did I bring back?
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Re: Bad Sex Jokes/Puns Appreciation Station
« Reply #116 on: April 28, 2008, 10:51:46 am »
You brought back a lovers quarrel.
Don't worry about it.
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Re: Bad Sex Jokes/Puns Appreciation Station
« Reply #117 on: April 28, 2008, 10:53:13 am »
Don't worry about it?
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Re: Bad Sex Jokes/Puns Appreciation Station
« Reply #118 on: April 28, 2008, 02:25:48 pm »
So windy's into necrophilia?  Creepy.  :blink:
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Re: Bad Sex Jokes/Puns Appreciation Station
« Reply #119 on: April 28, 2008, 02:42:43 pm »
how did you see necrophillia in that?
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