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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #40 on: December 10, 2008, 08:33:36 am »
Quote from: Erica on December 09, 2008, 09:22:11 pm
you get a broken Palm Pilot


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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #41 on: December 10, 2008, 03:44:56 pm »
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Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee God for forgiveness.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #42 on: December 11, 2008, 12:50:47 pm »
You get morguls detatched foot


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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #43 on: December 11, 2008, 02:06:21 pm »
You get it back.  In multiple pieces.

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Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee God for forgiveness.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #44 on: December 11, 2008, 02:18:18 pm »
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #45 on: December 11, 2008, 03:11:44 pm »
you get a message

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #46 on: February 04, 2010, 05:34:09 am »
Gross, how could you insert a chewed gum on the Snack Machines and expect something nice to get. Because of that you get a reformed Lindsay Lohan. I think it will be nice to see Lilo back on her former glory, so clean and so sweet.
Insert a golden dove.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #47 on: February 25, 2010, 08:01:38 pm »
Quote from: davidjoshua00 on February 04, 2010, 05:34:09 am
Gross, how could you insert a chewed gum on the Vending Machine and expect something nice to get. Because of that you get a reformed Lindsay Lohan. I think it will be nice to see Lilo back on her former glory, so clean and so sweet.
Insert a golden dove.

You get a Gold Plated roast bird.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #48 on: March 01, 2010, 12:43:05 pm »
Quote from: Corthos on February 25, 2010, 08:01:38 pm
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You get an equally bloody lab coat.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #49 on: March 07, 2010, 12:59:55 pm »
You receive Psypop

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #50 on: March 31, 2010, 01:26:53 pm »
You get Steven Tyler and Joe Perry in a toy box.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #51 on: April 06, 2010, 06:17:37 pm »
You get Fisher Price OS installed on a Motorola StarTac


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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #52 on: August 12, 2019, 07:07:39 pm »
You receive a shot of Crown Royal.

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