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Games => General => Topic started by: xofelf on December 02, 2008, 11:38:27 pm

Title: Vending Machine
Post by: xofelf on December 02, 2008, 11:38:27 pm
alright here's a game i found recently. rules are really simple. You insert anything you want as currency into the vending machine. The next person tells you what you receive from it. Got it?

*inserts a quarter*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: windshipper on December 03, 2008, 12:17:14 am
alright here's a game i found recently. rules are really simple. You insert anything you want as currency into the vending machine. The next person tells you what you receive from it. Got it?

*inserts a quarter*

A 3/4 decomposed herring of indiscernible color comes out.

I insert a gold dollar.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Corthos on December 03, 2008, 02:36:14 pm
A 3/4 decomposed herring of indiscernible color comes out.

I insert a gold dollar.

A toasted human hand comes out.

I insert a 30 year old, never washed, used gym sock.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: xofelf on December 03, 2008, 10:56:49 pm
You get laundry soap...


*inserts Skittles*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Corthos on December 04, 2008, 12:57:41 am
You get a rainbow... sprinkled doughnut.

I insert a 3 foot wide Japanese fan.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: xofelf on December 04, 2008, 10:20:57 am
you receive Ramen!!


*inserts the number 42*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Caenus on December 04, 2008, 12:46:08 pm
You receive a large hadron collider, complete with black hole.  Congratulations, you just destroyed the universe.

I insert Windshipper's left testicle.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: xofelf on December 04, 2008, 01:40:51 pm
You get it back as a voice comes from the machine saying, "No one wants that!!!!"

*inserts Norse Mythology*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Caenus on December 04, 2008, 04:23:04 pm
You receive a Thor comic book with a post it note that says "This is what has become of your beloved mythology."

I insert my childlike innocence . . . as soon as I can find it.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: windshipper on December 04, 2008, 04:42:05 pm
You receive a Thor comic book with a post it note that says "This is what has become of your beloved mythology."

I insert my childlike innocence . . . as soon as I can find it.

You get an error message: You must insert something real in order to receive something.

I insert Caenus' favorite memory.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Caenus on December 04, 2008, 09:09:19 pm
You receive my worst nightmare.

I insert a ring pried from the cold dead finger of my nemesis.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: xofelf on December 04, 2008, 11:10:46 pm
you receive you nemesis alive once more wanting his ring back


*inserts the mafia(the real one)*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: windshipper on December 05, 2008, 02:26:04 pm
you receive you nemesis alive once more wanting his ring back


*inserts the mafia(the real one)*

You receive a corrupt government.

I insert my crushed faith in humanity.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Caenus on December 05, 2008, 04:06:25 pm
You receive a card that simply says "The current state of things"

I insert a red yo-yo

Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: xofelf on December 05, 2008, 09:43:41 pm
you get marbles and jacks


*inserts Donuts*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: windshipper on December 05, 2008, 10:39:39 pm
you get marbles and jacks


*inserts Donuts*

You receive donut holes.

Not like, the actual round ball things.

Just donut holes.

Good luck finding them!

I insert a shoelace.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Caenus on December 05, 2008, 10:44:02 pm
You get a swift kick in the nuts.

I insert a priceless heirloom.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: xofelf on December 06, 2008, 12:10:54 am
you get it back....broken


*inserts windy's face*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Caenus on December 06, 2008, 09:11:07 am
You receive an error message: "That's just nasty"

I insert a chocolate chip cookie.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: windshipper on December 06, 2008, 11:41:34 am
You receive an error message: "That's just nasty"

I insert a chocolate chip cookie.

You get two swift kicks in the nuts. :colbert:

I insert a swift kick to the nuts.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Caenus on December 06, 2008, 01:16:19 pm
You get a restraining order and a lawsuit for assault.

I insert the ace of spades from a brand new deck of cards.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: windshipper on December 06, 2008, 07:13:17 pm
You get a restraining order and a lawsuit for assault.

I insert the ace of spades from a brand new deck of cards.
You receive a Motorhead album.

I insert the rest of your deck of cards.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Caenus on December 06, 2008, 08:00:28 pm
You receive the complete Lawrence Welk DVD box set.

I insert an x-ray of a broken left leg.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: xofelf on December 06, 2008, 08:20:29 pm
You get the print off from an ultrasound


*inserts the trimmings of my hair*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Caenus on December 06, 2008, 08:57:56 pm
You receive the trimmings from someone's pubes.

I insert the following smiley:   :juggle:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: xofelf on December 06, 2008, 10:19:02 pm
You get the juggling balls back...in your face!!!


*inserts a annoying ringtone*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: windshipper on December 07, 2008, 02:53:30 am
You get the juggling balls back...in your face!!!


*inserts a annoying ringtone*

Your phone is promptly removed from you and destroyed in an onboard incinerator. You receive a phone that has one setting: Silent.

We can all learn a lesson from that.

I insert a bottle of beer.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Caenus on December 07, 2008, 09:04:01 am
You receive a bottle of soda.

I insert my computer's wallpaper image.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: windshipper on December 08, 2008, 02:37:54 am
You receive a bottle of soda.

I insert my computer's wallpaper image.

You receive a post written by a Brazilian tranny porno website spammer.

I insert a spammer blocker.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fated on December 08, 2008, 04:15:40 am

You receive a post written by a Brazilian tranny porno website spammer.

I insert a spammer blocker.

You obtain one fold-up sign that declares, "Some parts are meat."

I insert the mummified remains of an ancient, Egyptian pharaoh.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Corthos on December 08, 2008, 09:38:10 pm
You get a bag of jerky.

I insert a plastic hairbrush.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: xofelf on December 08, 2008, 11:38:55 pm
You get a wad of hair

*inserts a pack of gum*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Caenus on December 09, 2008, 12:14:40 am
You get lockjaw.

I insert a raspberry scratch-n-sniff sticker.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: windshipper on December 09, 2008, 12:58:41 am
You get lockjaw.

I insert a raspberry scratch-n-sniff sticker.
The machine makes a raspberry.

I insert a strawberry.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Caenus on December 09, 2008, 08:50:39 am
The machine makes you the world's tiniest virgin strawberry daiquiri.

I insert a lock of Cate Blanchett's hair.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: xofelf on December 09, 2008, 03:15:07 pm
You recieve the One Ring...and then it explodes in your face.


*inserts a spoon*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Caenus on December 09, 2008, 04:59:11 pm
You receive a Splayd (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splayd).

I insert a broken bicycle horn.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: xofelf on December 09, 2008, 07:01:29 pm
you receive a working car horn


*inserts an old wedding gown*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Caenus on December 09, 2008, 07:49:10 pm
You receive a flaming geriatric.  And a note that says "100 points if you can guess the classic novel that comes from".

I insert a broken cell phone.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: xofelf on December 09, 2008, 09:22:11 pm
you get a broken Palm Pilot


*inserts hair ties*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: windshipper on December 10, 2008, 08:33:36 am
you get a broken Palm Pilot


*inserts hair ties*

You receive a tied hog.

I insert a lasso.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Caenus on December 10, 2008, 03:44:56 pm
You receive a noose with an outlaw attached.

I insert a smelly old sweat sock.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: xofelf on December 11, 2008, 12:50:47 pm
You get morguls detatched foot


*inserts Rock Band*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Caenus on December 11, 2008, 02:06:21 pm
You get it back.  In multiple pieces.

I insert a blank DVD.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: windshipper on December 11, 2008, 02:18:18 pm
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: xofelf on December 11, 2008, 03:11:44 pm
you get a message

*inserts chewed gum*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: davidjoshua00 on February 04, 2010, 05:34:09 am
Gross, how could you insert a chewed gum on the Snack Machines (http://www.vending.com) and expect something nice to get. Because of that you get a reformed Lindsay Lohan. I think it will be nice to see Lilo back on her former glory, so clean and so sweet.
Insert a golden dove.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Corthos on February 25, 2010, 08:01:38 pm
Gross, how could you insert a chewed gum on the Vending Machine (http://www.vending.com) and expect something nice to get. Because of that you get a reformed Lindsay Lohan. I think it will be nice to see Lilo back on her former glory, so clean and so sweet.
Insert a golden dove.

You get a Gold Plated roast bird.

I insert a slightly bloody coat hanger.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: whitelynx on March 01, 2010, 12:43:05 pm
I insert a slightly bloody coat hanger.

You get an equally bloody lab coat.

I insert Psyduck.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Caenus on March 07, 2010, 12:59:55 pm
You receive Psypop

I insert a scratched LP of "Toys in the Attic"
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: whitelynx on March 31, 2010, 01:26:53 pm
You get Steven Tyler and Joe Perry in a toy box.

I insert Android.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Caenus on April 06, 2010, 06:17:37 pm
You get Fisher Price OS installed on a Motorola StarTac


I insert a can of Dr. Pepper
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Morgul on August 12, 2019, 07:07:39 pm
You receive a shot of Crown Royal.

(Miss you, friend.)

I insert a slightly used Get Out of Jail Free card.