Topic: Vending Machine

[xofelf]

alright here's a game i found recently. rules are really simple. You insert anything you want as currency into the vending machine. The next person tells you what you receive from it. Got it?

*inserts a quarter*

[windshipper]

alright here's a game i found recently. rules are really simple. You insert anything you want as currency into the vending machine. The next person tells you what you receive from it. Got it?

*inserts a quarter*

A 3/4 decomposed herring of indiscernible color comes out.

I insert a gold dollar.

[Corthos]

A 3/4 decomposed herring of indiscernible color comes out.

I insert a gold dollar.

A toasted human hand comes out.

I insert a 30 year old, never washed, used gym sock.

[xofelf]

You get laundry soap...


*inserts Skittles*

[Corthos]

You get a rainbow... sprinkled doughnut.

I insert a 3 foot wide Japanese fan.

[xofelf]

you receive Ramen!!


*inserts the number 42*

[Caenus]

You receive a large hadron collider, complete with black hole.  Congratulations, you just destroyed the universe.

I insert Windshipper's left testicle.

[xofelf]

You get it back as a voice comes from the machine saying, "No one wants that!!!!"

*inserts Norse Mythology*

[Caenus]

You receive a Thor comic book with a post it note that says "This is what has become of your beloved mythology."

I insert my childlike innocence . . . as soon as I can find it.

[windshipper]

You receive a Thor comic book with a post it note that says "This is what has become of your beloved mythology."

I insert my childlike innocence . . . as soon as I can find it.

You get an error message: You must insert something real in order to receive something.

I insert Caenus' favorite memory.

[Caenus]

You receive my worst nightmare.

I insert a ring pried from the cold dead finger of my nemesis.

[xofelf]

you receive you nemesis alive once more wanting his ring back


*inserts the mafia(the real one)*

[windshipper]

you receive you nemesis alive once more wanting his ring back


*inserts the mafia(the real one)*

You receive a corrupt government.

I insert my crushed faith in humanity.

[Caenus]

You receive a card that simply says "The current state of things"

I insert a red yo-yo

[xofelf]

you get marbles and jacks


*inserts Donuts*

[windshipper]

you get marbles and jacks


*inserts Donuts*

You receive donut holes.

Not like, the actual round ball things.

Just donut holes.

Good luck finding them!

I insert a shoelace.

[Caenus]

You get a swift kick in the nuts.

I insert a priceless heirloom.

[xofelf]

you get it back....broken


*inserts windy's face*

[Caenus]

You receive an error message: "That's just nasty"

I insert a chocolate chip cookie.

[windshipper]

You receive an error message: "That's just nasty"

I insert a chocolate chip cookie.

You get two swift kicks in the nuts.

I insert a swift kick to the nuts.