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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #40 on: December 10, 2008, 08:33:36 am »
you get a broken Palm Pilot


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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #41 on: December 10, 2008, 03:44:56 pm »
You receive a noose with an outlaw attached.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #42 on: December 11, 2008, 12:50:47 pm »
You get morguls detatched foot


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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #43 on: December 11, 2008, 02:06:21 pm »
You get it back.  In multiple pieces.

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Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee God for forgiveness.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #44 on: December 11, 2008, 02:18:18 pm »
What foes are we to meet in battle that we have not vanquished in the shadows of the human soul? What Daemons scream that have not cried to us from the dark places of the mind? What fear have we of death who know there is immortality in the great and noble deeds of men?

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #45 on: December 11, 2008, 03:11:44 pm »
you get a message

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #46 on: February 04, 2010, 05:34:09 am »
Gross, how could you insert a chewed gum on the Snack Machines and expect something nice to get. Because of that you get a reformed Lindsay Lohan. I think it will be nice to see Lilo back on her former glory, so clean and so sweet.
Insert a golden dove.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #47 on: February 25, 2010, 08:01:38 pm »
Gross, how could you insert a chewed gum on the Vending Machine and expect something nice to get. Because of that you get a reformed Lindsay Lohan. I think it will be nice to see Lilo back on her former glory, so clean and so sweet.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #48 on: March 01, 2010, 12:43:05 pm »
I insert a slightly bloody coat hanger.

You get an equally bloody lab coat.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #49 on: March 07, 2010, 12:59:55 pm »
You receive Psypop

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #50 on: March 31, 2010, 01:26:53 pm »
You get Steven Tyler and Joe Perry in a toy box.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #51 on: April 06, 2010, 06:17:37 pm »
You get Fisher Price OS installed on a Motorola StarTac


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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #52 on: August 12, 2019, 07:07:39 pm »
You receive a shot of Crown Royal.

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