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« Reply #200 on: April 02, 2008, 03:03:35 pm »
Wow, this grew into quite the discussion, didn't it?  :showtime: *steals MissTake's popcorn*

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« Reply #201 on: April 02, 2008, 03:58:25 pm »
I will kill you all.

There, conversation ended.
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« Reply #202 on: April 20, 2008, 06:13:23 pm »
No it's not. Because I don't think I've posted an introduction. What do I need to say to introduce myself?
What foes are we to meet in battle that we have not vanquished in the shadows of the human soul? What Daemons scream that have not cried to us from the dark places of the mind? What fear have we of death who know there is immortality in the great and noble deeds of men?

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« Reply #203 on: April 20, 2008, 08:10:39 pm »
"Hi, I'm windshipper, and I'm a forum whore"

"Hi windshipper."
Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee God for forgiveness.

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« Reply #204 on: April 20, 2008, 08:36:23 pm »
Hi, I'm windshipper and I kick ass.
What foes are we to meet in battle that we have not vanquished in the shadows of the human soul? What Daemons scream that have not cried to us from the dark places of the mind? What fear have we of death who know there is immortality in the great and noble deeds of men?

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« Reply #205 on: April 20, 2008, 09:15:23 pm »
Hi, I'm windshipper and I lick ass.

Fixed that for you
Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee God for forgiveness.

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« Reply #206 on: April 20, 2008, 10:18:39 pm »
Hi, I'm windshipper and I lick ass.

Fixed that for you

 :blush: You weren't supposed to tell anyone about that one night, Caenus...
What foes are we to meet in battle that we have not vanquished in the shadows of the human soul? What Daemons scream that have not cried to us from the dark places of the mind? What fear have we of death who know there is immortality in the great and noble deeds of men?

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« Reply #207 on: April 20, 2008, 10:20:09 pm »
Meh, I figured if you let me put the tape of you and morgul on the internet, you wouldn't mind me telling folks about your misadventures.
Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee God for forgiveness.

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« Reply #208 on: April 20, 2008, 10:39:38 pm »
Meh, I figured if you let me put the tape of you and morgul on the internet, you wouldn't mind me telling folks about your misadventures.
I guess, but I mean, it was with you. And things that I do with you are just that much more special... :innocent:
What foes are we to meet in battle that we have not vanquished in the shadows of the human soul? What Daemons scream that have not cried to us from the dark places of the mind? What fear have we of death who know there is immortality in the great and noble deeds of men?

:black101:


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« Reply #209 on: April 21, 2008, 01:21:01 am »
Meh, I figured if you let me put the tape of you and morgul on the internet, you wouldn't mind me telling folks about your misadventures.
I guess, but I mean, it was with you. And things that I do with you are just that much more special... :innocent:

Especially since unlike Emerwyn who understands my... 'urges', I doubt Caenus's wife would really stand for that...
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« Reply #210 on: April 21, 2008, 05:10:37 am »
i thought we moved stuff like this to that "other" thread...oh well :lol:
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« Reply #211 on: April 21, 2008, 08:09:41 am »
I guess, but I mean, it was with you. And things that I do with you are just that much more special... :innocent:

The only thing you ever did with me ended in disaster revolving around my question/statement/remark of amazement: "You did WHAT to that goat?!" and my calling the cops.

You must be thinking of Trajan.  I know the drugs mess with your brain man, but you might at least put a little effort into remembering these affairs.
Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee God for forgiveness.

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« Reply #212 on: April 21, 2008, 10:12:28 am »
Damn you Windy.
You hurt Caenus feelings.
*pat**pat*

Also - what the fuck did you do to that goat? You sick, sick  bastard.

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« Reply #213 on: April 21, 2008, 11:18:01 am »
Damn you Windy.
You hurt Caenus feelings.
*pat**pat*

Also - what the fuck did you do to that goat? You sick, sick  bastard.
The way it was dressed, it was totally asking for it. :colbert:
What foes are we to meet in battle that we have not vanquished in the shadows of the human soul? What Daemons scream that have not cried to us from the dark places of the mind? What fear have we of death who know there is immortality in the great and noble deeds of men?

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« Reply #214 on: April 21, 2008, 01:37:07 pm »
Damn you Windy.
You hurt Caenus feelings.
*pat**pat*

Also - what the fuck did you do to that goat? You sick, sick  bastard.
The way it was dressed, it was totally asking for it. :colbert:

So Caenus didn't dress sexy enough for you? You had to resort to... defiling goats?

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« Reply #215 on: April 21, 2008, 02:43:06 pm »
As I've told Morgul, if ever Hell froze over and I was involved in something like that, you can be damn sure I'd be pitching, not catching.

I think the goat gave him that look . . . you know the one, the one that says "I want you to split me in half like a piece of lumber".  What kinda of sicko would windshipper be if he didn't oblige?
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« Reply #216 on: April 21, 2008, 04:50:01 pm »
I think the goat gave him that look . . . you know the one, the one that says "I want you to split me in half like a piece of lumber".  What kinda of sicko would windshipper be if he didn't oblige?
Totally. :colbert:

And Misstake: No, Caenus didn't. A goat looked better than him.
What foes are we to meet in battle that we have not vanquished in the shadows of the human soul? What Daemons scream that have not cried to us from the dark places of the mind? What fear have we of death who know there is immortality in the great and noble deeds of men?

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« Reply #217 on: April 21, 2008, 07:03:48 pm »
This is true.  I make babies cry.  I can't deny it.

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Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee God for forgiveness.

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« Reply #218 on: April 21, 2008, 10:41:25 pm »
You poor man.

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« Reply #219 on: April 22, 2008, 08:57:56 am »
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