Topic: Introduction Thread: New users, please post here!

[MissTake1024]

I don't know probably
 
or
 

Or he'll cry

[whitelynx]

 

[MissTake1024]

*glomp* I love you!

 

[leftie]

That is PERFECT.

[contingencyplan]

This weird guy named Windshipper made me join.  He said he'd kick my puppy if i I didn't.  I also hear some dork named Contingency Plan posts here.  Really you guys must not have any standards.


<3

Nope, no standards at all. Very cool seeing you around these parts though!

[MissTake1024]

 

[xofelf]

chris - no relationships with Sheena! i haven't met her yet and i don't know if she is as awesome as Ginny!

[MissTake1024]

Yeah Chris.
I don't want to leave Dave... like... ever

[Caenus]

Somehow I just had flashes of Misery pop into my head.

RUN DAVE!!!  RUN WHILE YOU STILL HAVE THE USE OF YOUR LEGS!!!

If you don't know what I'm talking about, watch this.

But don't say I didn't warn you. 

[MissTake1024]

Haha definitely not - I'm not psychotic.
If anything it would be vice versa haha

[Morgul]

But.... Sheena.... what about that special moment we shared? I mean, sure the truck was on fire, but... did it mean nothing to you? 

[MissTake1024]

*takes a drag off of cigarette*

Baby you were just one of my many. 

[Caenus]

Did she just call herself a slut?

 

[MissTake1024]

Reformed slut thank you very much 
I'm practically a married woman.
That shit doesn't fly anymore.

[Morgul]

That shit doesn't fly anymore.

Bullshit. I know Dave, and I know that he would not turn down a threesome with you and a cute (female)friend. I also know he might be talked into letting mess around with said cute (female) friend without him there... especially if you're good.

Shit, you're a scorpio. Finding ways to justify sleeping around is practically your duty. I mean, hell...

[Caenus]

Aren't you a scorpio too, morgul?

Sleep with one eye open, dude.  Emerwyn'll go all  on you.

[leftie]

It'll actually be something like this:

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9.)

In those exact steps.

And all of you will be like:

 

[Morgul]

Aren't you a scorpio too, morgul?

What makes you think I sleep? 

It'll actually be something like this:

1.)
2.)
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4.)
5.)
6.)
7.)
8.)

9.)

In those exact steps.

And all of you will be like:

 

That's assuming I'm stupid enough not to erode what little self esteem you have to the point where you're too emotionally dependent on me to be able to part with me.

And all of this is assuming I'm dumb enough to get caught.

 

[xofelf]

ah well..you see Chris...the thing you don't know is i usually know most things about you....i have many sources and they are all wonderful people who might care about you...so there!

and Emer....i might watch the killing of Chris...but the killing of you is a no-no....how else would me and lena get wonderful pictures to hang on our walls?

[Caenus]

What makes you think I sleep? 

Oh I don't know, maybe the multiple times I've awoken you.  Besides, you know full well we're not talking about sleep.  We're talking about fucking.

And all of this is assuming I'm dumb enough to get caught.

 

Everyone gets caught eventually.