Author Topic: Corrupt a Wish... (Read 230577 times)

xofelf · « **Reply #280 on:** March 13, 2006, 07:13:55 am »

you learn CEL quicker...so quick in fact that your brain explodes and you die a slow brainless death, yet your last thought is "i wish i hadn't killed off my sister..." but alas it's too late and so she haunts and taunts your dead brainless self until you get fed up and go burn in hell!
I wish i could sleep better.

Guardian · « **Reply #281 on:** March 13, 2006, 08:59:00 am »

You get the best sleep you've ever had, problem being you can't wake up!!! :o Your brain eventually runs out of thoughts and visions to run through your subconcious and begins to decay turning you into a carrot (or vegetable, both are good :

)

I wish I ... well, I wish I could get to sleep. ;D

xofelf · « **Reply #282 on:** March 13, 2006, 10:43:31 am »

You can sleep but your dreams are nightmarishly horrid and totally guilt-ridden becuase you know that it's your fault that there's another vegetable out there screaming for help in their head and youre the only one who can hear them....and now the problem is you can't wake up untill you finish helping this vegetable....so 14 years later you wake up out of your coma and youre holding a shrivled carrot in one hand and a cucumber in another.
I wish that i knew when Chrissylafur was gonna visit again!

Morgul · « **Reply #283 on:** March 13, 2006, 11:10:58 am »

You don't. Deal with it. :P.

Ok, fine, I'll really corrupt that wish.

You find out when I'm going to visit, but find out it's not for another 3 months. You get depressed, blow off all you homework, and end up totally flunking out of highschool. You get kicked out of the house, have to live on your own, fliping burgers, and you don't get to see me when I come home because you have to work. Tough luck, sis.

I wish I could figure out how to tackle this programming problem.

--Chris

xofelf · « **Reply #284 on:** March 13, 2006, 12:40:19 pm »

you tackle your programming problem and break three ribs, get a concussion and have massive bruises in places you didn't even know you had. SO much for tackling things....try figuring them out next time.
I wish that i had a day that i could spend totally on the computer.

Guardian · « **Reply #285 on:** March 13, 2006, 09:43:30 pm »

The day finally comes but to your surprise you find out the reason you never had this day before was because more than 16 hours on a comp fries one's brain from the inside. You are once again, a carrot. Congratulations. ;D

I wish these didn't all end up with the taking of life, (or lives). :

ryguy_1617 · « **Reply #286 on:** March 14, 2006, 05:31:48 am »

[OFFTOPIC:]

Quote from: Guardian on March 13, 2006, 09:43:30 pm

The day finally comes but to your surprise you find out the reason you never had this day before was because more than 16 hours on a comp fries one's brain from the inside.

No it doesn't; I can tell you that truthfully. I was on from 8:30 AM to 2:30 AM, [that is 18 hours in case you don't feel up to figuring it out] and I'm still here

.

Guardian · « **Reply #287 on:** March 14, 2006, 02:25:32 pm »

Yes but in case you haven't noticed... (You have the IQ of a carrot.) :

ryguy_1617 · « **Reply #288 on:** March 14, 2006, 03:01:56 pm »

what's carrots?? ??? :o

Morgul · « **Reply #289 on:** March 14, 2006, 08:59:33 pm »

Quote from: ryguy_1617 on March 14, 2006, 03:01:56 pm

what's carrots?? ??? :o

We'll tell you when you're older.

Caenus · « **Reply #290 on:** March 15, 2006, 12:26:53 am »

BAH! You just missed a perfect LotR joke.

Smeagol: "What's carrots, precious? What's carrots?"

Samwise: "CAR-ROTS! You know, cook them, strain them, feed them to little babies."

Smeagol: "BLEGH! Spoils nice baby with carrots . . . give it to us RAW and WRIGGLING!"

yikes

ryguy_1617 · « **Reply #291 on:** March 15, 2006, 07:57:35 am »

lol

Morgul · « **Reply #292 on:** March 16, 2006, 01:09:40 am »

Lol. Too true.

xofelf · « **Reply #293 on:** March 20, 2006, 12:53:46 pm »

oh I love that one! please put it on the favorite quotes thread!

xofelf · « **Reply #294 on:** March 23, 2006, 07:20:16 am »

now down to corrupting....They don't end in takiong of a life....now they end with people turning insane and living in eternal despair with no hope of dying. Now is that what you wanted, you now have tons of people after hoping that they can kill you but they can't so they're really pissed off and are going to kick your ass with great pleasure.

I wish that i had either matching gloves or gloves that felt comfy on both hands that i can wear and type at the same time.

Neo · « **Reply #295 on:** March 23, 2006, 01:55:02 pm »

You do, and they are orange, but becuase you spent all of your clothing money on a good set of gloves you now have no money to buy real cloths. Therefor you have none. While walking down the street wearing your comfy gloves people beging to notice your absince of other clothing. 50 men and 10 women go to jail for promothing child pornography. You feel incredibly guilty about this and you wind up going to the jail to visit them. Due to your current lack of clothing when you go to the jail you get arrested for indesent exposure. It doesn't matter becuase you get sent to juvi for a month and now you have a nice set of matching orange jumpsuits to go with your gloves.

I wish that the girl I want to ask to prom didn't have a boyfriend

ryguy_1617 · « **Reply #296 on:** March 23, 2006, 04:20:23 pm »

The girl you want to ask doesn't have a boyfriend. But, she still won't go with you.

I wish newegg didn't send me a double order and double charge, so that I wouldn't lose money on shipping the crap back ;_;

Morgul · « **Reply #297 on:** March 24, 2006, 01:08:17 pm »

Insteads, they double charge you, without sending you double, and you still have to bay, only this time it's the double charge, not the shipping.

I wish I had my new laptop here right now so I could play with it!!!

Neo · « **Reply #298 on:** March 24, 2006, 05:02:11 pm »

You get your new laptop and start playing with 'it'. Your mother walks in and promptly leaves the room, saying somthing akin to 'computers aren't meant for that...'. As a side note your keys now stick and you can't use your USB port.

I wish I could deside who I want to ask to prom

Keith · « **Reply #299 on:** March 24, 2006, 05:23:26 pm »

You figure out who you want to ask to prom but turns out that "she" is a transvestite.

I wish I could learn to program with C++ without getting bored out of my mind reading tutorials.

News:

Author Topic: Corrupt a Wish... (Read 230577 times)

Neo

Neo