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Funny acronyms
« on: April 28, 2008, 11:01:46 am »
There are a few acronyms out there that are kind of funny.
I've heard quite a few and will think of them as soon as I can.
Let's hear what everyone has.


One is the company Adidas which can stand for "All Day I Dream About Sex"
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"You don't know bears like I do" -Alex Bobrow
"7s can't act like 10s"-Ted
"Why can't all girls be slutty and easy?"-Matt
"I dont cream that easy"-Ryan
"Woo I love being a butch"- Dakota
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Re: Funny acronyms
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2008, 02:29:40 pm »
Ford:

Fix or repair daily
Found on road dead
Fucking old rebuilt Dodge

backwards, it's:

Driver returns on foot

I'll come up with some other ones.
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Re: Funny acronyms
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2008, 02:32:09 pm »
Ive heard the first 2 ford ones.
The others are great.
"You don't know bears like I do" -Alex Bobrow
"7s can't act like 10s"-Ted
"Why can't all girls be slutty and easy?"-Matt
"I dont cream that easy"-Ryan
"Woo I love being a butch"- Dakota
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Re: Funny acronyms
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2008, 12:51:58 pm »
MCSE
Minesweeper Consultant and Solitaire Expert

MBA
Mediocre But Arrogant

PhD
Piled High and Deep

IBM
I Blame Microsoft

WWW
World Wide Wait

ATM
Another Technical Mistake

DOS
Defunct Operating System

BASIC
Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

ISDN
It Still Does Nothing

LISP
Lots of Infuriating and Silly Parentheses

DEC
Do Expect Cuts

CA
Constant Acquisitions

PnP
Plug 'n' Pray

PC
Pretty Cheap

CD_ROM
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2
Obsolete Soon, Too.

SCSI
System Can't See It

FORTRAN
Fortunately Our Readers Take Refreshers At Nightschool.

PCMCIA
People Can't Memorize Computer Industrial Acronyms

Macintosh
Most Applications Crush; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

MICRO$OFT
Mac Imitation from a Corrupt Roguish Organization Selling Only Faulty Technology

WINDOWS
Wholly Inadequate Needless Damned Outrageous Waste of Space

RTFM
Replace The Fan Motor

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Re: Funny acronyms
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2008, 01:26:02 pm »
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW
Be My Wife
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Break My Windows
Brutal Money Waster
Business, Money and Woman

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DODGE
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix It Again, Tony!

FORD
backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot
Fault Of R & D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Found On Russian Dump

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Got a Mechanic Coming?

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive . . .

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover equipment

PROTON
Possibly the Riskiest Option to Travel On-road Nowadays.

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless