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Open Discussion => General Discussion => The Wallth Are Thoundproof => Topic started by: Kmd4390 on April 28, 2008, 11:01:46 am
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There are a few acronyms out there that are kind of funny.
I've heard quite a few and will think of them as soon as I can.
Let's hear what everyone has.
One is the company Adidas which can stand for "All Day I Dream About Sex"
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Ford:
Fix or repair daily
Found on road dead
Fucking old rebuilt Dodge
backwards, it's:
Driver returns on foot
I'll come up with some other ones.
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Ive heard the first 2 ford ones.
The others are great.
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MCSE
Minesweeper Consultant and Solitaire Expert
MBA
Mediocre But Arrogant
PhD
Piled High and Deep
IBM
I Blame Microsoft
WWW
World Wide Wait
ATM
Another Technical Mistake
DOS
Defunct Operating System
BASIC
Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
ISDN
It Still Does Nothing
LISP
Lots of Infuriating and Silly Parentheses
DEC
Do Expect Cuts
CA
Constant Acquisitions
PnP
Plug 'n' Pray
PC
Pretty Cheap
CD_ROM
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2
Obsolete Soon, Too.
SCSI
System Can't See It
FORTRAN
Fortunately Our Readers Take Refreshers At Nightschool.
PCMCIA
People Can't Memorize Computer Industrial Acronyms
Macintosh
Most Applications Crush; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
MICRO$OFT
Mac Imitation from a Corrupt Roguish Organization Selling Only Faulty Technology
WINDOWS
Wholly Inadequate Needless Damned Outrageous Waste of Space
RTFM
Replace The Fan Motor
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AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
BMW
Be My Wife
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Break My Windows
Brutal Money Waster
Business, Money and Woman
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
DODGE
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix It Again, Tony!
FORD
backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot
Fault Of R & D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Found On Russian Dump
GM
General Maintenance
GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Got a Mechanic Coming?
HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive . . .
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover equipment
PROTON
Possibly the Riskiest Option to Travel On-road Nowadays.
SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Virtually Worthless