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Re: Introduction Thread: New users, please post here!
« Reply #40 on: April 08, 2008, 04:19:38 pm »
Quote from: Caenus on April 07, 2008, 09:56:44 pm
Yeah, we really don't wanna hear about your sexual escapades.

We're too busy off having our own and not talking about them.   :clint:

Hey, watch it. Just because I don't talk about it doesn't mean I have something to talk about. :dumbass:
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« Reply #41 on: April 08, 2008, 05:05:00 pm »
:lol:

*pat**pat*

Sorry Piece..
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Re: Introduction Thread: New users, please post here!
« Reply #42 on: April 08, 2008, 07:33:00 pm »
Quote from: whitelynx on April 07, 2008, 07:27:59 pm
Yeah, I actually really suck... I just make you think I'm good.

:(

Don't put yourself down. Mikey never complained.
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Re: Introduction Thread: New users, please post here!
« Reply #43 on: April 08, 2008, 07:34:35 pm »
Quote from: Caenus on April 08, 2008, 12:18:36 pm
Also, Erica - I'm married . . . if I DON'T have relations, then something's wrong.


Translation: They only way to put up with being married is to get sex.
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Re: Introduction Thread: New users, please post here!
« Reply #44 on: April 08, 2008, 07:40:32 pm »
Quote from: Morgul on April 08, 2008, 07:34:35 pm
Quote from: Caenus on April 08, 2008, 12:18:36 pm
Also, Erica - I'm married . . . if I DON'T have relations, then something's wrong.


Translation: They only way to put up with being married is to get sex.

True story.

And uhm - Mikey never complained? lol
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Re: Introduction Thread: New users, please post here!
« Reply #45 on: April 08, 2008, 09:14:17 pm »
Quote from: Morgul on April 08, 2008, 07:34:35 pm
Quote from: Caenus on April 08, 2008, 12:18:36 pm
Also, Erica - I'm married . . . if I DON'T have relations, then something's wrong.


Translation: They only way to put up with being married is to get sex.

Nah, not at all.
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Re: Introduction Thread: New users, please post here!
« Reply #46 on: April 08, 2008, 11:03:28 pm »
Quote from: Erica on April 08, 2008, 04:35:28 am
Cae you're not supposed to discuss the fact that you have intimate relations...trust me...no one wants to know!

Erica, I don't even feel like I should point out the couple YOU don't want to be hearing about.  :innocent:
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« Reply #47 on: April 08, 2008, 11:44:14 pm »
:lol:

So, Ginny - how's the sex life  :-p
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Re: Introduction Thread: New users, please post here!
« Reply #48 on: April 09, 2008, 03:10:52 am »
Quote from: MissTake1024 on April 08, 2008, 11:44:14 pm
:lol:

So, Ginny - how's the sex life  :-p

Considering the fact that it's my personal goal to make sure she can have multiple orgasms every day, I should hope she thinks it's pretty good. Shit, condoms are in our monthly budget. (those 36 boxes are godly, and just enough to last us about three weeks, to a month.)

And none of this counts other sexual activities that can induce orgasms.

...or the 150ft of rope...

...soft rope...

...bought by a former boy scout...

...who's tied his sisters to the ceiling with duct tape...

...and has taken engineering classes...

...so knows all about tensile strength, and friction...

Oh, yeah. :clint:
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Re: Introduction Thread: New users, please post here!
« Reply #49 on: April 09, 2008, 03:12:09 am »
Haha now that we've sufficiently traumatized Erica :-P
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Re: Introduction Thread: New users, please post here!
« Reply #50 on: April 09, 2008, 03:13:31 am »
Quote from: MissTake1024 on April 09, 2008, 03:12:09 am
Haha now that we've sufficiently traumatized Erica :-P

Don't care. She is my sister after all.
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« Reply #51 on: April 09, 2008, 03:14:55 am »
Ah - Good to know that other older siblings treat their younger sisters the way that my sisters treat me.

It took me until I was fourteen before I could get my sisters to stop farting on my face.  :saddowns:
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« Reply #52 on: April 09, 2008, 06:56:57 am »
Ha ha ha ha ha, every now and then you get a younger sibling who starts creeping the older out, though.

Hell my sister thought it'd be funny to talk to me about blowjobs and how she can't wait to get a husband to try it out. 

Before you go saying she doesn't have to have a husband . . . Christian . . . faith . . . yadda yadda yadda. 

Okay, I'm done.
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Re: Introduction Thread: New users, please post here!
« Reply #53 on: April 09, 2008, 09:06:47 am »
Thread title fixed.
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Re: Introduction Thread: New users, please post here!
« Reply #54 on: April 09, 2008, 04:51:13 pm »
:lol: I like the new title :-P

and Caenus... Interesting. :lol:
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« Reply #55 on: April 09, 2008, 08:52:32 pm »
... ... ...

Should I plot to muder my fiance, just do it in cold-blooded rage, or just sigh and get over it?
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Re: Introduction Thread: New users, please post here!
« Reply #56 on: April 09, 2008, 09:28:20 pm »
You could hire me to destroy him for you.
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« Reply #57 on: April 09, 2008, 09:47:40 pm »
*strokes metaphorical goatee* hmmm. Destroy. I don't know what it is about that word, but it oozes perfection.

Destroy.

It has a marvelous, terminal feel to it, doesn't it?

Destroy.
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« Reply #58 on: April 09, 2008, 10:33:09 pm »
Haha you sick little girl.
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« Reply #59 on: April 10, 2008, 04:55:22 am »
  :blink: *twitch*
I really don't want to know...and Cae i did know you were married. Remember all those conversations we had....
and Chris....you weren't supposed to tell them about the rope! Come on, that was secret!
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