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MissTake1024

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« Reply #80 on: April 21, 2008, 06:17:26 pm »
Shouldn't it be "Bad sex jokes/puns appreciation station"?

And yupp - I'm with you
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Re: Random Shit (Split from Introduction Thread)
« Reply #81 on: April 21, 2008, 09:44:52 pm »
sounds good to me...i know some good ones, actually.
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Re: Random Shit (Split from Introduction Thread)
« Reply #82 on: April 21, 2008, 10:44:10 pm »
I specialize in dead baby jokes... perverted jokes... well, those are generally made up on the spot.
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Re: Random Shit (Split from Introduction Thread)
« Reply #83 on: April 21, 2008, 10:56:36 pm »
exactly..those are the best kind.
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Re: Random Shit (Split from Introduction Thread)
« Reply #84 on: April 21, 2008, 10:59:07 pm »
True.
See - I could have made one right there.
But I didn't. Because it would have been bringing up traumatizing experiences.
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Re: Random Shit (Split from Introduction Thread)
« Reply #85 on: April 21, 2008, 11:48:36 pm »
Quote from: Erica on April 21, 2008, 10:56:36 pm
exactly..those are the best kind.
I'm the best kind, baby.  :cop:
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Re: Random Shit (Split from Introduction Thread)
« Reply #86 on: April 22, 2008, 07:41:42 am »
Quote from: windshipper on April 21, 2008, 11:48:36 pm
I'm the best kind, baby.  :cop:

Down windy!
Down!
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Re: Random Shit (Split from Introduction Thread)
« Reply #87 on: April 22, 2008, 08:58:32 am »
*curls up in fetal position* :suicide: Windy! you perv!
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Re: Random Shit (Split from Introduction Thread)
« Reply #88 on: April 22, 2008, 11:03:32 am »
dead baby jokes huh?
how do u get 500 babies into a bucket?
a blender.
how do u get em out?
doritos.
wuts black and charred?
baby chewing on an extension cord.
sick jokes are fun!!!
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Re: Random Shit (Split from Introduction Thread)
« Reply #89 on: April 22, 2008, 11:09:28 am »
What's worse than stapling a baby to twelve trees?
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Re: Random Shit (Split from Introduction Thread)
« Reply #90 on: April 22, 2008, 02:37:33 pm »
stapling one baby to twelve trees!

What's the difference between a Corvette and 5000 dead babies?
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Re: Random Shit (Split from Introduction Thread)
« Reply #91 on: April 22, 2008, 03:43:17 pm »
Quote from: Erica on April 22, 2008, 02:37:33 pm
stapling one baby to twelve trees!

What's the difference between a Corvette and 5000 dead babies?

One of them is like your mother in bed and the other is the result of your mother in bed?
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Re: Random Shit (Split from Introduction Thread)
« Reply #92 on: April 22, 2008, 04:54:42 pm »
hah no...and no my mother jokes.....her due date is next week...and no one likes to make jokes about pregnant ladies....i hope

There's not a Corvette in Windy's garage.
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Re: Random Shit (Split from Introduction Thread)
« Reply #93 on: April 22, 2008, 04:56:33 pm »
Quote from: Erica on April 22, 2008, 04:54:42 pm
hah no...and no my mother jokes.....her due date is next week...and no one likes to make jokes about pregnant ladies....i hope

There's not a Corvette in Windy's garage.

DUDE! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO FIND THOSE! :bang:
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Re: Random Shit (Split from Introduction Thread)
« Reply #94 on: April 22, 2008, 05:29:38 pm »
 :uhm:

Windy! You liar! That's the only reason I agreed to go out with you this Friday.
Consider our date off.
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Re: Random Shit (Split from Introduction Thread)
« Reply #95 on: April 22, 2008, 05:48:54 pm »
Quote from: MissTake1024 on April 22, 2008, 05:29:38 pm
:uhm:

Windy! You liar! That's the only reason I agreed to go out with you this Friday.
Consider our date off.

Sweet, I can skip the part where I have to act as though I like you for who you are and skip right to the fun stuff instead. :happy:
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What foes are we to meet in battle that we have not vanquished in the shadows of the human soul? What Daemons scream that have not cried to us from the dark places of the mind? What fear have we of death who know there is immortality in the great and noble deeds of men?

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Some people say I need to find my innerchild. I tell them that I found him already. He's now hog tied and wrapped in a tarp stuffed in my trunk.

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Re: Random Shit (Split from Introduction Thread)
« Reply #96 on: April 22, 2008, 05:52:32 pm »
Quote from: windshipper on April 22, 2008, 05:48:54 pm
Sweet, I can skip the part where I have to act as though I like you for who you are and skip right to the fun stuff instead. :happy:

You mean the fun stuff that you have with you hand?  :-p
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Re: Random Shit (Split from Introduction Thread)
« Reply #97 on: April 22, 2008, 05:55:36 pm »
Quote from: MissTake1024 on April 22, 2008, 05:52:32 pm
Quote from: windshipper on April 22, 2008, 05:48:54 pm
Sweet, I can skip the part where I have to act as though I like you for who you are and skip right to the fun stuff instead. :happy:

You mean the fun stuff that you have with my hand?  :-p

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What foes are we to meet in battle that we have not vanquished in the shadows of the human soul? What Daemons scream that have not cried to us from the dark places of the mind? What fear have we of death who know there is immortality in the great and noble deeds of men?

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Re: Bad Sex Jokes/Puns Appreciation Station
« Reply #98 on: April 22, 2008, 05:59:43 pm »
*looks at hands*

Fuckin' A windy! Now I need to get these amputated  :saddowns:
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Re: Bad Sex Jokes/Puns Appreciation Station
« Reply #99 on: April 22, 2008, 06:05:34 pm »
So, Windy wants Misstake to jack him off, and MissTake wants roses and flowers from Windy. Trajan and Whitelynx should both have issue with either of those, but perhaps they can find solace together...

But somehow, I really do find the MissTake/Windyshipper OTP rather... scarring. Or Scary. Though, I guess it's better then Caenus/Whitelynx OTP.


(Oh, and for those who don't know, OTP stands for 'One True Paring'. If you still can't figure it out, let me give you an example.)
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