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Re: Not Safe For Work
« Reply #60 on: April 30, 2008, 07:34:36 pm »
I agree except that it's am not, not "aim not"
In this context I must most painfully disagree.

My sentence. My choice of how to create contractions.
What foes are we to meet in battle that we have not vanquished in the shadows of the human soul? What Daemons scream that have not cried to us from the dark places of the mind? What fear have we of death who know there is immortality in the great and noble deeds of men?

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Re: Not Safe For Work
« Reply #61 on: April 30, 2008, 07:35:42 pm »
well in that sense it isn't english.
where's caenus?
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Re: Not Safe For Work
« Reply #62 on: April 30, 2008, 07:46:08 pm »
Contractions are English.  :clint:
What foes are we to meet in battle that we have not vanquished in the shadows of the human soul? What Daemons scream that have not cried to us from the dark places of the mind? What fear have we of death who know there is immortality in the great and noble deeds of men?

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Re: Not Safe For Work
« Reply #63 on: April 30, 2008, 07:48:23 pm »
certain contractions.
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Re: Not Safe For Work
« Reply #64 on: April 30, 2008, 07:50:44 pm »
All contractions . . .

Contractions are a grammatical form in the English language.  Some languages have an equivalent, but contractions are English.
Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee God for forgiveness.

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Re: Not Safe For Work
« Reply #65 on: April 30, 2008, 08:13:21 pm »
I thought contractions were...nevermind you Males don't want to know ;)
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Re: Not Safe For Work
« Reply #66 on: April 30, 2008, 08:18:07 pm »
I thought contractions were...nevermind you Males don't want to know ;)
Yes, none of us took sex ed or know anything about giving birth.

Or are you referring to cramps? Those are your uterus squeezing out the lining that has been built up, so technically those are contractions as well, from the muscles on the outside of your uterus.
What foes are we to meet in battle that we have not vanquished in the shadows of the human soul? What Daemons scream that have not cried to us from the dark places of the mind? What fear have we of death who know there is immortality in the great and noble deeds of men?

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Re: Not Safe For Work
« Reply #67 on: April 30, 2008, 08:23:02 pm »
that's not what i meant at all...i've just been in the whole Baby mindset...My mom is being induced Friday..i'm getting another sister!
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Re: Not Safe For Work
« Reply #68 on: April 30, 2008, 08:33:02 pm »
ok I guess it's two smart people against a Kmd on the contraction thing so I'm going to drop it.
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Re: Not Safe For Work
« Reply #69 on: April 30, 2008, 08:45:26 pm »
Nah, if you think you're right then fight it, but do so with some research to back it up.
Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee God for forgiveness.

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Re: Not Safe For Work
« Reply #70 on: April 30, 2008, 08:51:25 pm »
nah, you guys win.
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Re: Not Safe For Work
« Reply #71 on: April 30, 2008, 08:53:46 pm »
Nah, if you think you're right then fight it, but do so with some research to back it up.
But that requires both effort and smarts.  :elmohanged:
What foes are we to meet in battle that we have not vanquished in the shadows of the human soul? What Daemons scream that have not cried to us from the dark places of the mind? What fear have we of death who know there is immortality in the great and noble deeds of men?

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Re: Not Safe For Work
« Reply #72 on: April 30, 2008, 11:04:50 pm »
 :rara:

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Re: Not Safe For Work
« Reply #73 on: May 01, 2008, 01:54:32 pm »
he said if I think I'm right which I don't so it doesn't matter.
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Re: Not Safe For Work
« Reply #74 on: May 01, 2008, 03:39:25 pm »
Since this is the not safe for work thread I feel that it is appropriate to post this.

What foes are we to meet in battle that we have not vanquished in the shadows of the human soul? What Daemons scream that have not cried to us from the dark places of the mind? What fear have we of death who know there is immortality in the great and noble deeds of men?

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Re: Not Safe For Work
« Reply #75 on: May 01, 2008, 03:43:17 pm »
that is awesome
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Re: Not Safe For Work
« Reply #76 on: May 01, 2008, 07:20:17 pm »
*yawns* seen that one before....

ok so it is still cool!
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Re: Not Safe For Work
« Reply #77 on: May 01, 2008, 07:29:32 pm »
well I haven't so don't try to ruin it for me.
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Re: Not Safe For Work
« Reply #78 on: May 01, 2008, 09:30:19 pm »
awww..but it was fun!
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Re: Not Safe For Work
« Reply #79 on: May 02, 2008, 09:15:47 am »
not for me. :(
Just kidding I don;t care.
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