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Open Discussion => General Discussion => The Wallth Are Thoundproof => Topic started by: Morgul on March 16, 2008, 01:46:54 am

Title: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Morgul on March 16, 2008, 01:46:54 am
Ok, I think this is a good thread to have. Here we can post all kinds of random shit, and laugh about it.

First off, we have this little gem:

(http://images.thebiggestbreasts.com/blogger/huge_bouncing_boobs.jpg)

Her tits look phallic, and she looks like she just bit down on a cockroach. A sour cockroach. My title for this is image is, "Are we having fun yet?"

Now, onto this:

(http://www.ananova.com/images/web/1003027.jpg)

I'd comment about it, but then I'd just be being a dick.

Ok, the floor is open to the rest of y'all.
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: MissTake1024 on March 16, 2008, 04:23:48 am
(http://a484.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/99/l_ef9b55c1cab7b84d027e5ae746b7332b.jpg)

Camel Toe Anyone??
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: windshipper on March 18, 2008, 10:59:47 am
It's an oddly catchy tune too (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4Fp62UwouY&feature=related)  :toot:
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: MissTake1024 on April 24, 2008, 11:41:27 am
I didn't think they made t-shirts in 16xl
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: xofelf on April 24, 2008, 02:51:34 pm
ooooh...harsh!
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: MissTake1024 on April 24, 2008, 07:05:25 pm
I went to high school with the girl.
She's an uber bitch.

Which is funny, because... she has no room to be a bitch. She has nothing else to fall back on.
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: xofelf on April 24, 2008, 07:06:31 pm
oh ok.....that's makes lots of sense!
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: MissTake1024 on April 24, 2008, 07:13:14 pm
I don't needlessly tear into people.
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 24, 2008, 07:14:12 pm
Oh so this isn't some random google picture?
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: windshipper on April 24, 2008, 11:31:14 pm
I don't needlessly tear into people.

But it's fun to do so!  :happy:
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: MissTake1024 on April 25, 2008, 01:06:06 am
:lol:

Where I'm from, it's better if you have a reason. Otherwise, you yourself get torn into.

Too much drama.
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 25, 2008, 07:43:00 am
but it's still fun with no reason. :buddy:
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: MissTake1024 on April 25, 2008, 12:01:26 pm
eh.

But then Karma will get you.
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: windshipper on April 25, 2008, 01:22:56 pm
eh.

But then Karma will get you.
I'm young, I've got time to have my fun before Karma bites me. Karma won't happen until my next life anyways, of which I don't believe in t'boot, so I'm good.   :toot:
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: xofelf on April 25, 2008, 01:36:07 pm
What if the Karma she was talking about was a person? then they might come and get you!

You see, i have an aunt named Karma so i think about her everytime someone mentions it. *sheepish grin*
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: windshipper on April 25, 2008, 02:53:46 pm
What if the Karma she was talking about was a person? then they might come and get you!

You see, i have an aunt named Karma so i think about her everytime someone mentions it. *sheepish grin*

Who would name their child karma and why would they want that child to go around biting people in their rear ends? :psyduck:
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: xofelf on April 25, 2008, 04:41:12 pm
you'll have to ask my grandfather and his other wife...i have no fucking clue!
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 25, 2008, 06:34:57 pm
When she was younger did her parents say "good karma" and "bad karma" when she did something right or wrong?
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: xofelf on April 25, 2008, 06:45:11 pm
lol! i don't know
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 25, 2008, 06:50:07 pm
does she have a brother named marco?
Parents(yelling):Marco!!!
Marco: Polo!!!
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: MissTake1024 on April 25, 2008, 09:07:55 pm
I thought you were going to make a cute connection between Karma and Polo but I was sadly mistaken.
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 26, 2008, 12:05:08 pm
That one might be hard to do.
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: MissTake1024 on April 26, 2008, 12:06:05 pm
Only for people that aren't creative  :-p

Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 26, 2008, 12:22:28 pm
Exactly!
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: MissTake1024 on April 26, 2008, 12:24:02 pm
You must be creative to a certain extent?
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 26, 2008, 12:32:14 pm
Eh...People have told me I am.
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: MissTake1024 on April 26, 2008, 12:34:40 pm
Well - what do you do that could be constituted as creative?
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 26, 2008, 12:39:40 pm
I don't know.
Maybe just the way I think sometimes.... :crazy:
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: windshipper on April 26, 2008, 03:17:41 pm
I don't know.
Maybe just the way I think sometimes.... :crazy:
Having mental problems does not constitute creativity, I hate to break it to you. There are creative people with mental problems, but people with mental problems are not necessarily creative.
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: MissTake1024 on April 26, 2008, 03:22:35 pm
Having mental problems does not constitute creativity, I hate to break it to you. There are creative people with mental problems, but people with mental problems are not necessarily creative.

Amen :innocent:
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 26, 2008, 09:48:30 pm
oh ok.
Guess I'm not creative then.
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: xofelf on April 26, 2008, 09:51:23 pm
I agree with all y'all.....Had to throw that in there!
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 26, 2008, 09:53:37 pm
Thanks.....
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: xofelf on April 26, 2008, 09:56:21 pm
no problem! I got you into this mess of people...i'm gonna make sure you stay here!;)
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 26, 2008, 09:58:49 pm
Oh I'm not going anywhere.
There's a reason why I'm on here so much.
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: windshipper on April 26, 2008, 11:16:10 pm
Oh I'm not going anywhere.
There's a reason why I'm on here so much.

You secretly enjoy the abuse.
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 27, 2008, 09:24:29 am
I enjoy talking to people who are as much of a smartass as I am.
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: MissTake1024 on April 27, 2008, 12:53:03 pm
Meaning your a masochist?
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 27, 2008, 07:23:26 pm
Ok I don't know what that means so I'm not going to agree or disagree with it yet.
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: MissTake1024 on April 27, 2008, 08:26:28 pm
That means that you like pain.
You get off on it.
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 28, 2008, 07:11:12 am
Oh yeah it turns me on. :hammer: :angryscream: :) :commissar: :bang: :cheers: (just kidding)
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: MissTake1024 on April 28, 2008, 03:25:13 pm
Well then Kevin, we need to find you a nice sadist =)

Who's up for it?
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 28, 2008, 03:56:26 pm
oo pick me!
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: MissTake1024 on April 28, 2008, 04:29:41 pm
I think you've missed the point.
You're the one getting the shit kicked out of.
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 28, 2008, 05:04:12 pm
I know.
Can I do it?
Which reminds me.
Ever see the movie liar, liar?
he kicks his own ass and a guy walks in so he screams "I'm kicking my ass. Do you mind?"
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: MissTake1024 on April 28, 2008, 06:33:46 pm
Yes, I have.

And you want to kick the hell out of yourself?

That's called "Self-Injuring Masochism" in short makes you an :emo: kid
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 29, 2008, 06:19:52 am
But it's so much fun!
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: windshipper on April 29, 2008, 12:36:51 pm
But it's so much fun!

Shut up, when did I say you could post.  :dumbass:


( :cheers: reporting for duty, Misstake! )
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 29, 2008, 01:32:35 pm
since when do I need your permission. :words: :lol:
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: MissTake1024 on April 29, 2008, 03:28:42 pm
since when do I need your permission. :words: :lol:
Hrm, because he's an admin maybe?

(:cheers:, thanks wind)
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 29, 2008, 04:06:05 pm
Mr. Windshipper, I'm sorry I didn't ask permission. :patriot:


[Edited to be more correct :P . this is done in jest not to be mean]
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: TrajanMax on April 29, 2008, 11:55:52 pm
eh.

But then Karma will get you.
I'm young, I've got time to have my fun before Karma bites me. Karma won't happen until my next life anyways, of which I don't believe in t'boot, so I'm good.   :toot:

Depends on what you Follow.  Don't be a Wiccan.
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 30, 2008, 03:33:49 pm
Wind changed my post!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: MissTake1024 on April 30, 2008, 04:16:03 pm
Mr. Windshipper, I'm sorry I didn't ask permission. :patriot:


[Edited to be more correct :P . this is done in jest not to be mean]

Windy are you feeling guilty about not having a soul?
I've never seen you say anything of the like before.
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: windshipper on April 30, 2008, 04:49:37 pm
Mr. Windshipper, I'm sorry I didn't ask permission. :patriot:


[Edited to be more correct :P . this is done in jest not to be mean]

Windy are you feeling guilty about not having a soul?
I've never seen you say anything of the like before.
While I may be an admin, I try not to overstep my bounds too greatly and so I occasionally have to justify what I do to the powers that be.
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 30, 2008, 06:39:47 pm
what "bounds"?
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: windshipper on April 30, 2008, 06:45:23 pm
what "bounds"?
They'll tell me. I ain't telling. :P
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 30, 2008, 07:08:55 pm
there's that "ain't" again.
Where's trajan to complain?
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: windshipper on April 30, 2008, 07:26:58 pm
there's that "ain't" again.
Where's trajan to complain?
ain't in this case = "aim not"->"ain't"

:colbert:

Contractions are English, damnit.
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 30, 2008, 07:30:50 pm
I agree except that it's am not, not "aim not"
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: windshipper on April 30, 2008, 07:34:36 pm
I agree except that it's am not, not "aim not"
In this context I must most painfully disagree.

My sentence. My choice of how to create contractions.
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 30, 2008, 07:35:42 pm
well in that sense it isn't english.
where's caenus?
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: windshipper on April 30, 2008, 07:46:08 pm
Contractions are English.  :clint:
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 30, 2008, 07:48:23 pm
certain contractions.
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Caenus on April 30, 2008, 07:50:44 pm
All contractions . . .

Contractions are a grammatical form in the English language.  Some languages have an equivalent, but contractions are English.
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: xofelf on April 30, 2008, 08:13:21 pm
I thought contractions were...nevermind you Males don't want to know ;)
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: windshipper on April 30, 2008, 08:18:07 pm
I thought contractions were...nevermind you Males don't want to know ;)
Yes, none of us took sex ed or know anything about giving birth.

Or are you referring to cramps? Those are your uterus squeezing out the lining that has been built up, so technically those are contractions as well, from the muscles on the outside of your uterus.
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: xofelf on April 30, 2008, 08:23:02 pm
that's not what i meant at all...i've just been in the whole Baby mindset...My mom is being induced Friday..i'm getting another sister!
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 30, 2008, 08:33:02 pm
ok I guess it's two smart people against a Kmd on the contraction thing so I'm going to drop it.
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Caenus on April 30, 2008, 08:45:26 pm
Nah, if you think you're right then fight it, but do so with some research to back it up.
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Kmd4390 on April 30, 2008, 08:51:25 pm
nah, you guys win.
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: windshipper on April 30, 2008, 08:53:46 pm
Nah, if you think you're right then fight it, but do so with some research to back it up.
But that requires both effort and smarts.  :elmohanged:
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: MissTake1024 on April 30, 2008, 11:04:50 pm
 :rara:

Mah boys =)
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Kmd4390 on May 01, 2008, 01:54:32 pm
he said if I think I'm right which I don't so it doesn't matter.
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: windshipper on May 01, 2008, 03:39:25 pm
Since this is the not safe for work thread I feel that it is appropriate to post this.

(http://windforums.windshipper.com/pics/lavafinger.PNG)
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Kmd4390 on May 01, 2008, 03:43:17 pm
that is awesome
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: xofelf on May 01, 2008, 07:20:17 pm
*yawns* seen that one before....

ok so it is still cool!
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Kmd4390 on May 01, 2008, 07:29:32 pm
well I haven't so don't try to ruin it for me.
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: xofelf on May 01, 2008, 09:30:19 pm
awww..but it was fun!
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Kmd4390 on May 02, 2008, 09:15:47 am
not for me. :(
Just kidding I don;t care.
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Xite91 on May 07, 2008, 07:51:30 am
I figured this could fit in here, I found it while looking up ideas for my drawings.
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: MissTake1024 on May 07, 2008, 06:25:50 pm
Haha - keep your eyes open for the next Darwin award.... lol
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: TheF1sh on May 12, 2008, 10:49:17 am
 :bandwagon: Why not?

(http://i28.tinypic.com/vys0on.jpg)
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Kmd4390 on May 12, 2008, 10:59:11 am
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That air horn idea is a good one....
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: MissTake1024 on May 18, 2008, 03:50:52 pm
Oh no...
=(
:lol:
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: TheF1sh on May 25, 2008, 10:31:28 pm
I found a whole bunch of those "what not to do with a baby" pictures...they're fantastic!
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Kmd4390 on May 26, 2008, 08:57:29 am
Do you have a link or URL avalible for them?
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Xite91 on May 27, 2008, 07:37:22 am
Watch out, baby jokes on the loose. (Kmd annoys me with them to no end, please don't send him a link!)
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Kmd4390 on May 27, 2008, 01:45:15 pm
What do you think I want the link for? :-p
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Xite91 on May 27, 2008, 04:53:42 pm
WHY DO YOU THINK I WANTED HIM NOT TO GIVE YOU IT?!?
I swear you make me want to  :smithshotgun: sometimes with your stupidity.
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: Kmd4390 on May 27, 2008, 06:35:23 pm
You have a lot of room to talk don't you? :-p
"How do you find a right angle?" :lol: :smithicide: ....................  :smithshotgun:
Title: Re: Not Safe For Work
Post by: MissTake1024 on May 28, 2008, 03:16:47 am
All right, let's keep on the topic, k?