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Fucking lesbian cumquat cockgrommets! I'm fucking tired as a mother fucker. Holy hell. 4:30. Yeah, 4-Fucking-30. Damn. I had a quiz at 10:00am as well. Most people would have give up by then, but not us! We're fucking stupid. Gah!
So, why did this fucking take so fucking goddammed long you ask? Well, Susie, sit down, shut up, and play with your dildo... because this is a long one. First, we've not released since when? October? CS has changed sooo much since thing that it's hardly recognizable. So, some names of things have changed. Some names of things we have to copy into our release, have changed. We don't have a comprehensive list of all the changes. Oh, holy hell.
While that was giving us shit, (or more to the point before we started seeing how much shit that was giving us, we had to complete remove all the work we've done on networking. COMPLETELY REMOVE. Not only did we not have an overall design (yeah, we wingged it), but RakNet, our networking Lib we chose, decided to go and break on windows. Fan-Fucking-Tastic! So, after ripping that out, and making sure it all worked, we then had to fight with CS and CEL to get them working, and finally, we had to competely rewrite the NSIS installer script.
As if all that wasn't enough, the universe decided it hated us. We built, and rebuilt that stupid release, everytime realize, "Oh, it can't find this", or, "WHAT THE FUCKING COCKGROMMET?! WHY THE FUCK IS IT CRASHING WITH NO ERROR MESSAGE?!!!!!" We spent waaaay too much time figuring out, "Oh, we weren't copying the splashimage." ONE FUCKING TINY ASS JEPEG FILE WAS CRASHING THE ENTIRE MOTHER FUCKING APP. Holy Cockbats, Grommetman! Fuck.
So, yeah, it's up. Merry FUCKING Christmas, and have a happy FUCKING Christmas. Anyone who fucks with me today is getting sodomized with a laptop. Sideways. Not even a good laptop. Anyone who gets turned on by that will be vivsected in a New York City Sewer. Have a nice FUCKING day.
--Chris
(Oh, and don't mistake me bitchign for being pissed. I'm not pissed... just tired