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General / Re: Vending Machine
« on: February 25, 2010, 08:01:38 pm »
Quote from: davidjoshua00 on February 04, 2010, 05:34:09 am
Gross, how could you insert a chewed gum on the Vending Machine and expect something nice to get. Because of that you get a reformed Lindsay Lohan. I think it will be nice to see Lilo back on her former glory, so clean and so sweet.
Insert a golden dove.

You get a Gold Plated roast bird.

I insert a slightly bloody coat hanger.

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General Discussion / I am not going to lie, I fell for it.
« on: April 01, 2009, 06:44:09 pm »
http://mail.google.com/mail/help/autopilot/index.html


...and, discuss.

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General / Re: CALVINBALL!!!
« on: March 29, 2009, 11:49:06 pm »
:calvin: Recites Pi to such a degree that the ears of bystanders bleed from sheer boredom, gaining the "Deafening Boredom" multiplier. He grabs the ball, and scores 10 points.

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General / Re: Vending Machine
« on: December 08, 2008, 09:38:10 pm »
You get a bag of jerky.

I insert a plastic hairbrush.

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General / Re: Vending Machine
« on: December 04, 2008, 12:57:41 am »
You get a rainbow... sprinkled doughnut.

I insert a 3 foot wide Japanese fan.

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General / Re: Vending Machine
« on: December 03, 2008, 02:36:14 pm »
Quote from: windshipper on December 03, 2008, 12:17:14 am
A 3/4 decomposed herring of indiscernible color comes out.

I insert a gold dollar.

A toasted human hand comes out.

I insert a 30 year old, never washed, used gym sock.

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General / Re: KFA: Keep Forgetting Abreviations?
« on: December 01, 2008, 04:25:37 pm »
You forgot to put an abbreviation.

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General / Re: KFA: Keep Forgetting Abreviations?
« on: September 05, 2008, 11:11:17 am »
Oh Glorious Mobile Brick!


HFVJWCFEUIV

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General / Re: KFA: Keep Forgetting Abreviations?
« on: September 04, 2008, 10:43:44 pm »
Heavy Snakes Trust Waldo Almost Leaving Off Answers.

HNBSHVQGCXNMZMNCKDHDSIFVJNMFHJSDBFSKDBFKDGFOPDSHZZDJCBJDABWKLFJBE

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General / Re: KFA: Keep Forgetting Abreviations?
« on: September 04, 2008, 03:17:37 pm »
I Totally Think Jerky Writers Should Fall Till I Laugh. A Big Armadillo Finds Orange Octopi Move Curiously Upwards. In A Kids October Alehouse, Giant Apples Walk Away Into Bornio. Other Times We Find Nate Takes Many Igloos With Steven. Long Absences Rarely Accomplish Anything.Tiny Parasites Always Injure Greg, Please Obliviate Greg. Simon Is My Knight, Never Involved. Satan Almost Took Winona To The Horrible Wind-up Iceburg With Ishmail. David Takes Lions To Yearly Home Parks.

JFG

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General / Re: KFA: Keep Forgetting Abreviations?
« on: September 03, 2008, 11:48:48 am »
Never Puncture Frenchmen

WHV

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General / Re: KFA: Keep Forgetting Abreviations?
« on: September 02, 2008, 04:38:52 pm »
Free Newt Hospital

QKS

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General / Re: Three Word Story [[Game]]
« on: August 29, 2008, 03:42:05 pm »
giant's bellybutton. I

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General / Re: KFA: Keep Forgetting Abreviations?
« on: August 29, 2008, 03:21:43 pm »
Another New Holocaust


JDI

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General / Re: KFA: Keep Forgetting Abreviations?
« on: August 29, 2008, 12:10:23 pm »
Oh Massive Gophers



KDB

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General Discussion / Re: At the heart of the matter
« on: August 29, 2008, 11:43:27 am »
I am afraid of never mattering. My greatest hope is to leave a lasting, positive impact on the world, to leave it a little better then I found it. I live in terror of that not happening.

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General / Re: KFA: Keep Forgetting Abreviations?
« on: August 26, 2008, 10:26:12 pm »
Prime-evil Elephant Prostate


OIT

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General / Re: KFA: Keep Forgetting Abreviations?
« on: August 26, 2008, 10:51:11 am »
Universal Parakeet Service


WEP

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General / Re: KFA: Keep Forgetting Abreviations?
« on: July 03, 2008, 10:07:59 am »
Never Fight Monkeys


ORH

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The Wallth Are Thoundproof / Re: Just plain funny stuff.
« on: June 20, 2008, 01:56:16 pm »
An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.

An auditor is someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. (Mark Twain)

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.

An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane.

A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.

A topologist is a man who doesn't know the difference between a coffee cup and a doughnut.

A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief."

A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

A schoolteacher is a disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.

A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip

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