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The Wallth Are Thoundproof / Just plain funny stuff.
« on: June 20, 2008, 01:38:40 pm »
This thread is for all the random funny crap you find that cant fit anywhere else here.

15 new words

1) Arachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

2) Beelzebug (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.

3) Bozone (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

4) Cashtration (n.) The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

5) Caterpallor (n.) The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

6) Decaflon (n.) The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

7) Dopelar effect (n.) The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when you come at them rapidly.

8) Extraterrestaurant (n.) An eating place where you feel you've been abducted and experimented upon. Also known as an ET-ry.

9) Faunacated (adj.) How wildlife ends up when its environment is destroyed. Hence faunacatering (v.), which has made a meal of many species.

10) Foreploy (n.) Any misrepresentation or outright lie about yourself that leads to sex.

11) Grantartica (n.) The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding.

12) Hemaglobe (n.) The bloody state of the world.

13) Intaxication (n.) Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

14) Kinstirpation (n.) A painful inability to move relatives who come to visit.

15) Lullabuoy (n.) An idea that keeps floating into your head and prevents you from drifting off to sleep.

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Poetry / Untitled
« on: June 20, 2008, 08:32:01 am »
When the night is dark, but for the glow if the moon and the sparkle of the stars, there is a sadness which lifts the heart. I feel the hopes of the day and the sorrows of life lift from me, and I rejoice. Life sings to me a song that is mixed with a happiness and a bitterness that allows a dream. The dream itself is of little consequence, for it is only the chance that matters.
For this, and more, I am thankfull.

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Poetry / Could be worse...
« on: June 20, 2008, 08:23:12 am »
In the darkness Orion calls
Ride the moon and come to me-
And here I sit 'neath the stars
Writing with a purple pen...
Could be worse-
           Could be
pink...

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Poetry / Walls of Pain
« on: June 17, 2008, 08:47:01 am »
Within my walls, have I been safe.
To wrestle with the pain.
Hiding behind quiet smiles,
Or anger, now and then.
The pain at first, you simply feel.
You learn it with your soul.
In time you learn to stand apart,
To hold the pain at bay.
Now in the wall, a crack appears.
A steam of light spills through.
And in the warmth the light brings,
A quiet strenght now grows.
In this new strength, you change the pain,
And tumble down the walls.

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General / KFA: Keep Forgetting Abreviations?
« on: June 15, 2008, 10:14:57 am »
Ok, I just go an idea for a game to play on here. It is simple: someone posts a short line of random letters(abreviations), like this:

TUR

And the other posters come up with funny, strange, disturbing, or just plain wrong things they could stand for:

Tyranosaurus Underwear Repair

Untill we cant think of anything else.

For those who care, this idea came from here; G33X Nexus Entertainment : Art Department  : Precursors Artwork (Moderators: whitelynx, Morgul) : Topic: Prometheus Space Station

I will start.

ERS

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Poetry / Dragons Soar
« on: May 15, 2008, 09:04:49 pm »
Dragons soar...
And my soul goes with them.
My breath catches,
My heart is racing.
Surely, this is joy.
I listen...
And I can hear them sing.
I ride with them,
And I am truly free.
My entire being is alive,
With music and light.
Colors unimaginable,
Enfold me in glowing warmth.
Always, I will be here.
Because dragons soar...
And my soul goes with them.

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Poetry / Missing
« on: May 15, 2008, 12:40:19 pm »
Something is missing,
I am missing you.
Urgently, I listen for you.
The quiet is far too loud.
My eyes are waiting
For sight of your face.
Emptiness surrounds me,
Standing amid life's clutter.
My space is longing
For you to invade.
Yes, something is missing,
I am missing you.

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