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Open Discussion => General Discussion => The Wallth Are Thoundproof => Topic started by: MissTake1024 on March 16, 2008, 07:09:06 pm
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It's come to my attention through being an avid fan (yet, not a willing participant) of the war topic that there are some incredibly colorful insults...
Anyone care to share?
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i know some amazing clean ones! but i'm gonna use them in the wars....but i'll share the one i've used since people will probably use them later.
Banana Fluff Head
there's a story behind this....we knew a kid who when he got excited would start swearing and insulting people and my mom didn't like that so she came up with a whole bunch of insults that were clean and he uses them more often than not..
oh and Sheena....you posted in a war....in the rules it says that if you post in them you are free game for the other people. just to let you know.
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Chris already messaged me about it.
Limp dicked asshole fucker. that's one of my personal favorites.
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Chris already messaged me about it.
Limp dicked asshole fucker. that's one of my personal favorites.
Paris Hilton.
Top that one. (http://windforums.windshipper.com/pics/emot-clint.gif)
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Hillary Clinton. :innocent:
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Hillary Clinton. :innocent:
Howard Dean
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Ralph Nader
and just for shits and giggles
Butros Butros Gali
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Tbi Ochen Bolshoya Goloobaya Sobaka, ee ya nye tbya lyooblyoo!
Ee, tbi dyedooshka lyoobet leezat malenkee malcheekov!!!!
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Tbi Ochen Bolshoya Goloobaya Sobaka, ee ya nye tbya lyooblyoo!
Ee, tbi dyedooshka lyoobet leezat malenkee malcheekov!!!!
Russian?
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Tbi Ochen Bolshoya Goloobaya Sobaka, ee ya nye tbya lyooblyoo!
Ee, tbi dyedooshka lyoobet leezat malenkee malcheekov!!!!
Russian?
Yes. she told me what it means, but I can't share, lest I loose certain... well, I wouldn't enjoy it.
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Ralph Nader
and just for shits and giggles
Butros Butros Gali
Also,
Senator Ted Kennedy
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Senator Ted Kennedy
Senator Ted Kennedy's penile pin cushion.
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ok I got a few
boner breath (one of my favorite insults)
blood belching vagina
herpes infested cum guzzling twat stain
s*** lips
ok thats enough for now
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How do you censor shit, and not twat?
Haha
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it's something we do on our communication for a club..we censor only certain ward while ther rest are out there!
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lmao exactly wut I wanted
sum1 to question it and erica to pick up on it
ya its like on a censored tv show when they say ass h***
I laugh every time I hear that
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Ah, yo comprende.
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Ah, yo comprende.
Yo comprendo, not comprende.
Conjugate the verb.
(Sorry, I'm a mathematician, sure; but I'm a mathematician with a minor in spanish linguistics who lives in a region of the country where the language is spoken by almost half the population).
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Ah, yo comprende.
Yo comprendo, not comprende.
Conjugate the verb.
(Sorry, I'm a mathematician, sure; but I'm a mathematician with a minor in spanish linguistics who lives in a region of the country where the language is spoken by almost half the population).
Yo comprende works. It's just a very interesting verb phrase. I He/She/It/You (formal) understand/comprehend.
(spanish major)
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:siren: :siren: :siren: :siren:
:cop:
The stupid police are coming for you!
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Ich habe Spanisch in der Schule studiert, aber ich habe am meisten von vergessen, da ich Hochschule angefangen habe.
Me encanta esponol con todo mi corazon. <33333
However, I never claimed to be good at it.
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aaaaah! attack of the foreign languages!
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Yahuh
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Por favor, no habla espanol. Cuando lo hablas, me duelen mis oidos.
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Tu es le couchon!
Hah! i know some French! and certain words in other languages.
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Por favor, no habla espanol. Cuando lo hablas, me duelen mis oidos.
Lo siento.
I haven't spoken it since High School haha.
It's not my primary language :saddowns:
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No es necesario por la lengua a ser su idioma primera. Pero, si vas a hablar otra lengua, por favor, la habla correctamente.
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I meant the one that I studied primarily.
I'm better with German and Russian. Spanish is my weak point.
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Esta bien. Vivo en un region del pais donde mucha de la populacion se habla espanol.
:rockon:
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Lucky.
The only time that I get to speak something other than English is with my family... and well, we don't talk all that often.
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Lucky.
The only time that I get to speak something other than English is with my family... and well, we don't talk all that often.
Estoy estudiando espanol en universidad. :buddy:
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So are you going into education? Or do you have other plans?
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So are you going into education? Or do you have other plans?
Other plans. Very likely to join the military after college.
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Ah - well, good luck with that :)
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I meant the one that I studied primarily.
I'm better with German and Russian. Spanish is my weak point.
Tee govoreesh po-rooskee, tozhe?? Ochen horosho!!!!
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I meant the one that I studied primarily.
I'm better with German and Russian. Spanish is my weak point.
Tee govoreesh po-rooskee, tozhe?? Ochen horosho!!!!
Khorosho.
:colbert:
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I meant the one that I studied primarily.
I'm better with German and Russian. Spanish is my weak point.
Tee govoreesh po-rooskee, tozhe?? Ochen horosho!!!!
Khorosho.
:colbert:
I had that at first, but wanted to make sure she could read it phonetically. XD
Sooka.
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hey! i know what that one means! :buddy:
Mark gave me a russian/English dictionary and my friends stole it to look up all the nasty words that were in there. :lol:
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Wow.
I've known sooka for a while now.
I never knew the spelling but I said it a lot.
Ask Erica about that one.
Maybe she remembers.
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i do remember! good times!
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Um. It's not spelled that way. It's Russian. :blink:
In Russian, it looks more like cyka.
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i knew that......i also know that that's the phonetic spelling. :-p
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Ok, sorry.
I just saw it spelled that way.
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Holy hell :doh:
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I don't know a lot of Russian lol.
Just english(obviously), spanish, and VERY little french.
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The only thing I know in french is that Lady Marmalade song.
I got suspended in seventh grade for asking a French teacher what it meant haha
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Oh god . . .
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Yeah.
I was young! I didn't know what the fuck it meant. However, my father had a hay-day with that one.
He kept telling me that I was lucky mom wasn't around, otherwise she'd beat my ass from one end of New York to the other.
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Heh, it could be worse - you could have been in Texas. You can walk across New York in 3 days . . . down here, you'd STILL be getting whipped and would probably only be about half way to the other end of the state. :toot:
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True, and in Texas there might be a few people that would participate along with my mother :(
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haha! i bet i know which ones!
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Don't give them any ideas!
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I don't have to...they already have them! ;)
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Well...
don't give them any ideas... that they didn't already have. So there
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ok....*pouts*
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erica do the sad face.
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??
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It's another inside joke.
I can do a really rediculously pathetic sad face.
Erica does it back and I can't hold mine because I laugh at hers every time.
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Hrm - Well... inside jokes aren't caught onto by everyone on the forum
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we have alot of those! *does the sad face* happy now?
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Yeah, but it makes hard for other people to come into the conversation.
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Yeah, but it makes hard for other people to come into the conversation.
Bingo.
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It's kind of rude actually.
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I'll try not to bring up too many inside jokes.
If I do, I will explain them.
They just fit sometimes though.
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sorry! i shall refrain from inside jokes.....except the ones we start on the fourms ;)
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That works.
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Thank you.
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No problem.
By the way, I just noticed your sig.
Good song, wake up by three days grace.
From what I've seen, you listen to great music!!!
Seether and Three Days Grace are probably my two favorite bands
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You forgot, and make good music too.
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Well I haven't heard it but I don't doubt it. 8-)
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You haven't heard?!?! (http://www.myspace.com/consfearacytheband)
Click that.
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my fault...forgot to mention you were in a kick-ass band! :blush:
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My computer won't let me listen to anything for some reason. :(
I'll have to try another time.....
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You're computer sucks! lol.
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I know it does.
I want a new one.
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Ask your parents?
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You're computer sucks! lol.
Why is he a sucking computer? :blink:
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welll..... :lol:
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maybe that's it.
my computer has an std!
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Hrm, doubtful.
Although, if you are running off of Windows, we can make a conclusion a hell of a lot faster.
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the "windows" broke.
That's why my "computer" has "viruses"
By the way, I'm getting a new "laptop" in about 9 months.
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That's about a long enough time to give birth to a child. :uhm:
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oh is it? didn't realize that.
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Yahuh haha.
Are you birthing your laptop?
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:innocent: I'm not birthing anything
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Hrm, doubtful.
Although, if you are running off of Windows, we can make a conclusion a hell of a lot faster.
I was joking about the grammar in that sentence. Read what you wrote. :eng101:
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I don't see anything :crazy:
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You're computer sucks! lol.
:colbert:
Grammar Nazi in da hizzy. (http://windforums.windshipper.com/pics/emot-hitler.gif)
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As much as i love you sometimes...
You lost me.
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:uhm: you're not the only one lost.
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As much as i love you sometimes...
You lost me.
Your. You're. &c.
Nevermind.
Carry on.
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oh wow how did I not catch that?
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oh wow how did I not catch that?
:saddowns:
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glad we got wind for that. :eng101:
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that's about all he's good for! ;)except Trajan says otherwise
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well that can stay with trajan.
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exactly! anyway..meanwhile back in the Justice League Headquarters, Aquaman makes a peanut-butter and jelly sandwich because he can't do anything!
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exactly! anyway..meanwhile back in the Justice League Headquarters, Aquaman makes a peanut-butter and jelly sandwich because he can't do anything!
I personally like him.
And he can call sea creatures.
That's something.
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He also has a penchant for sentencing people to death by sodomy.
(http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/1098_4_142.jpg)
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ok what the hell does aquaman have to do with anything?
very random.
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ok what the hell does aquaman have to do with anything?
very random.
Time to get back on topic you sponge-brained dingleberries.
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what was the topic boner breath?
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what was the topic boner breath?
Interesting insults. It's kind of, you know, in the title of the thread. Boner breath does not count as an interesting insult, it's overused, especially by tweeners much like yourself.
Hog slop for brains.
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I have never heard anyone other than myself use boner breath. That is with the exception of my friend who stole it from me. that cum guzzler.....
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Ah, huzzah. Another lustful, hormone riddled, sexually confused, teenager struggling with his latent homosexuality who reads comments on youtube searching for stupid insults. How about trying an insult that requires a little thought? Putting together a well thought out, extensive burn is far more satisfying than the prepubescent spouting of pornographic terms that are gleaned from teenie porn sites during sweaty self-grope sessions while your parents are out enjoying their lives without you.
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I have never heard anyone other than myself use boner breath. That is with the exception of my friend who stole it from me. that cum guzzler.....
No, no, this is the interesting insults thread, snot gobbling, cow fucking, hydrocephalic, self-fellating fool. The best part of you was left dribbling down your mother's chin, shortly before I paid her and left. Now, can you create an interesting insult or do you have to use the same overused lines time and time again? Or is a thesaurus or a dictionary or even a hint of creativity too hard for you?
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caenus....
1.) I wouldn't consider myself "over-sexed"
2.) I don't even use youtube. I've been on it like 5 times in my life and have never even read the comments.
3.) Insults that require thought tend to ruin the insult.
4.) I haven't watched porn since I was like 12.
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caenus....
1.) I wouldn't consider myself "over-sexed"
2.) I don't even use youtube. I've been on it like 5 times in my life and have never even read the comments.
3.) Insults that require thought tend to ruin the insult.
4.) I haven't watched porn since I was like 12.
You know what, you're right, I've seen the error of my ways. Having to use your wit and humor to create an insult that is original and humorous completely ruins the point of insulting someone. Shakespeare was a fool to create long winded, creative, and funny insults. Instead he should have called someone a boner breath. You're right, generations of human thought and wit have been wasted.
We should all just call people boner breaths, cum guzzlers, and numb nuts. That is the height of humor and wit.
How could we never have seen nor understood after all this time... :suicide:
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1) Fixed that
2) Same difference, youtube, myspace, they're all a part of the same mental rot that have super-saturated this country.
3) I guess thought would tend to ruin just about anything for you, wouldn't it? I mean, why think and potentially lend some quality to life when I can get by being a dipshit for the rest of my life? Here's a hint man, learn to think, or start practicing one of two lines: "Do you want fries with that?" or "Spare change?"
4) That explains a LOT.
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Kmd:
WHY do you post here? It's certainly not because you have anything interesting or intelligent to add to the discussion.
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I have never heard anyone other than myself use boner breath. That is with the exception of my friend who stole it from me. that cum guzzler.....
By implication one can determine:
Your friend uses your Phrase "Boner Breath"
You use the Phrase "Boner Breath"
Because your friend uses that phrase, he is a "Cum Guzzler"
Therefore, you are a Cum Gussler by Implication.
If you wish to guzzle cum, talk to Wind, he might have some to offer you.
:buddy:
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So wait, were you pathetic enough to get flamed out of a thread, where the sole purpose was to insult?
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Maybe he's looking for some razorblades. Gotta ease that delicious, angsty pain, and how better than through ritualistic bloodletting?
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caenus....
1.) I wouldn't consider myself "over-sexed"
2.) I don't even use youtube. I've been on it like 5 times in my life and have never even read the comments.
3.) Insults that require thought tend to ruin the insult.
4.) I haven't watched porn since I was like 12.
1. I wouldn't consider you over-sexed either. You clearly haven't been fucked in a LONG time, judging by how little blood is left for your brain to use.
2. I can see why - the more you hide under your rock, the less the chance of encountering someone who expects you to conduct yourself with a modicum of intelligence. No encounters with other people, things, or ideas = no strain on your already heavily taxed mental abilities.
3. Just... Just.... Wha... My mind is blown. Fuck off, seriously.
4. And what kind of porn was it?
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Maybe he's looking for some razorblades. Gotta ease that delicious, angsty pain, and how better than through ritualistic bloodletting?
Just remember Kmd, it's down the street, not across the road.
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caenus....
1.) I wouldn't consider myself "over-sexed"
2.) I don't even use youtube. I've been on it like 5 times in my life and have never even read the comments.
3.) Insults that require thought tend to ruin the insult.
4.) I haven't watched porn since I was like 12.
1. I wouldn't consider you over-sexed either. You clearly haven't been fucked in a LONG time, judging by how little blood is left for your brain to use.
2. I can see why - the more you hide under your rock, the less the chance of encountering someone who expects you to conduct yourself with a modicum of intelligence. No encounters with other people, things, or ideas = no strain on your already heavily taxed mental abilities.
3. Just... Just.... Wha... My mind is blown. Fuck off, seriously.
4. And what kind of porn was it?
Considering his post count on this forum is higher than mine and he's only been registered a short time, I think it's a safe bet he's never been fucked.
Unless his hand counts.
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Maybe he's looking for some razorblades. Gotta ease that delicious, angsty pain, and how better than through ritualistic bloodletting?
Just remember Kmd, it's down the street, not across the road.
You just softclaimed :emo:
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I think I missed all the fun. :smith:
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caenus....
1.) I wouldn't consider myself "over-sexed"
2.) I don't even use youtube. I've been on it like 5 times in my life and have never even read the comments.
3.) Insults that require thought tend to ruin the insult.
4.) I haven't watched porn since I was like 12.
1. I wouldn't consider you over-sexed either. You clearly haven't been fucked in a LONG time, judging by how little blood is left for your brain to use.
2. I can see why - the more you hide under your rock, the less the chance of encountering someone who expects you to conduct yourself with a modicum of intelligence. No encounters with other people, things, or ideas = no strain on your already heavily taxed mental abilities.
3. Just... Just.... Wha... My mind is blown. Fuck off, seriously.
4. And what kind of porn was it?
Considering his post count on this forum is higher than mine and he's only been registered a short time, I think it's a safe bet he's never been fucked.
Unless his hand counts.
Actually, I think I figured it out. He hasn't watched porn since he was 12, but he never put 2 and 2 together and figured out how to jerk off. So he's had a raging boner for the past umpteen years, unable to think OR walk straight, thus stunting his growth on all levels.
KMD (http://youporn.com/search?query=masturbate&type=cocks): Here, lemme help (http://youporn.com/search?query=handjob&type=straight). (Youporn is NWS you retards)
edit: I have been kindly informed that Redtube has higher quality vids, so poke around there too.
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caenus....
1.) I wouldn't consider myself "over-sexed"
2.) I don't even use youtube. I've been on it like 5 times in my life and have never even read the comments.
3.) Insults that require thought tend to ruin the insult.
4.) I haven't watched porn since I was like 12.
1. I wouldn't consider you over-sexed either. You clearly haven't been fucked in a LONG time, judging by how little blood is left for your brain to use.
2. I can see why - the more you hide under your rock, the less the chance of encountering someone who expects you to conduct yourself with a modicum of intelligence. No encounters with other people, things, or ideas = no strain on your already heavily taxed mental abilities.
3. Just... Just.... Wha... My mind is blown. Fuck off, seriously.
4. And what kind of porn was it?
Considering his post count on this forum is higher than mine and he's only been registered a short time, I think it's a safe bet he's never been fucked.
Unless his hand counts.
Actually, I think I figured it out. He hasn't watched porn since he was 12, but he never put 2 and 2 together and figured out how to jerk off. So he's had a raging boner for the past umpteen years, unable to think OR walk straight, thus stunting his growth on all levels.
KMD (http://youporn.com/search?query=masturbate&type=cocks): Here, lemme help (http://youporn.com/search?query=handjob&type=straight). (Youporn is NWS you retards)
edit: I have been kindly informed that Redtube has higher quality vids, so poke around there too.
redtube.com has better quality video, just FYI.
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Heh, I'm doing everything I can not to picture the kid turning in circles due to the raging erection.
He probably looks something like wolverine (minus the muscles, claws, and coolness factor of +1000).
(http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/thepulse7fr.jpg)
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Heh, I'm doing everything I can not to picture the kid turning in circles due to the raging erection.
He probably looks something like wolverine (minus the muscles, claws, and coolness factor of +1000).
(http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/thepulse7fr.jpg)
Holy Hell Caenus, that site is NMS, totally NMS.
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caenus....
1.) I wouldn't consider myself "over-sexed"
2.) I don't even use youtube. I've been on it like 5 times in my life and have never even read the comments.
3.) Insults that require thought tend to ruin the insult.
4.) I haven't watched porn since I was like 12.
1. I wouldn't consider you over-sexed either. You clearly haven't been fucked in a LONG time, judging by how little blood is left for your brain to use.
2. I can see why - the more you hide under your rock, the less the chance of encountering someone who expects you to conduct yourself with a modicum of intelligence. No encounters with other people, things, or ideas = no strain on your already heavily taxed mental abilities.
3. Just... Just.... Wha... My mind is blown. Fuck off, seriously.
4. And what kind of porn was it?
Considering his post count on this forum is higher than mine and he's only been registered a short time, I think it's a safe bet he's never been fucked.
Unless his hand counts.
ok I said I wasn't over-sexed. That doesn't mean I have never been fucked. I have an ex who was obsessed with sex. No names because there are two people from my school on this site.
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caenus....
1.) I wouldn't consider myself "over-sexed"
2.) I don't even use youtube. I've been on it like 5 times in my life and have never even read the comments.
3.) Insults that require thought tend to ruin the insult.
4.) I haven't watched porn since I was like 12.
1. I wouldn't consider you over-sexed either. You clearly haven't been fucked in a LONG time, judging by how little blood is left for your brain to use.
2. I can see why - the more you hide under your rock, the less the chance of encountering someone who expects you to conduct yourself with a modicum of intelligence. No encounters with other people, things, or ideas = no strain on your already heavily taxed mental abilities.
3. Just... Just.... Wha... My mind is blown. Fuck off, seriously.
4. And what kind of porn was it?
Considering his post count on this forum is higher than mine and he's only been registered a short time, I think it's a safe bet he's never been fucked.
Unless his hand counts.
ok I said I wasn't over-sexed. That doesn't mean I have never been fucked. I have an ex who was obsessed with sex. No names because there are two people from my school on this site.
It's ok. On the internet, everyone is a sex god.
Edit: Goddamn some people don't get a hint.
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who said anything about the internet?
you like putting words in my mouth.
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:showtime: it's like watching a ping pong match...only one side has like 12 people while the other has one...and the one isn't hitting back very hard.
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I have a ping pong table in my basement.
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Cae...i have to ask...where do you find all of those Marvel comics! they're actually pretty great!
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it's great when they fit in with the conversations.
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Kmd, Trajan was being a smartass - the point remains though, if you aren't gonna use your brain, then GTFO.
Erica, www.superdickery.com
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I use my brain sometimes.
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I use my brain sometimes.
Apparently never on GNE though.
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eh. I try.
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Sometimes I don't kill people . . .
Sometimes I don't think of ways to blow up buildings . . .
What matters is not SOMETIMES. What matters is what you do consistently. Believe me, you spend a semester using your brain only sometimes, and you'll find yourself with a shit GPA and no chance of catching up. Life likes to fuck up stupid teenagers who like the concept of only thinking "sometimes".
Here's a hint. Hit the ON switch on your brain, and leave it the fuck alone.
Preview Edit: You TRY?!? If this is your best effort you must have the education of a retarded blowfish. For fuck's sake man, it's not THAT hard.
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worse than a retarded blowfish...I have the education of some one who has been at mount markham since the age of 5.
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So you'd rather lean on excuses than work to better yourself?
I'm just the way I am, man.
Gah, John Locke would have a field day with you. I can see his dissertation now: "A Field Study of the Blank Slate Under Poor Influence" aka "what not to be when you grow up".
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I wasn't making excuses, I was stating a fact.
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:doh:
all right - enough of the stupidity.
Put thought in before posting, k?
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Heh, it's all been resolved.
Here's another fun one:
You perform partial birth abortions yourself with a straw, don't you? You baby-eating freak.
Heard some random dude at the mall use that one.
Apparently he was trying to paint the mental image of someone sticking a straw into a woman's puss and sucking out a baby's brains through a crazy straw.
:blink:
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wow I know some one who would say something like that too......