Topic: Interesting Insults

[Caenus]

Heh, I'm doing everything I can not to picture the kid turning in circles due to the raging erection.

He probably looks something like wolverine (minus the muscles, claws, and coolness factor of +1000).

[TrajanMax]

Heh, I'm doing everything I can not to picture the kid turning in circles due to the raging erection.

He probably looks something like wolverine (minus the muscles, claws, and coolness factor of +1000).

Holy Hell Caenus, that site is NMS, totally NMS.

[Kmd4390]

caenus....
1.) I wouldn't consider myself "over-sexed"
2.) I don't even use youtube. I've been on it like 5 times in my life and have never even read the comments.
3.) Insults that require thought tend to ruin the insult.
4.) I haven't watched porn since I was like 12.

1. I wouldn't consider you over-sexed either. You clearly haven't been fucked in a LONG time, judging by how little blood is left for your brain to use.
2. I can see why - the more you hide under your rock, the less the chance of encountering someone who expects you to conduct yourself with a modicum of intelligence. No encounters with other people, things, or ideas = no strain on your already heavily taxed mental abilities.
3. Just... Just.... Wha... My mind is blown. Fuck off, seriously.
4. And what kind of porn was it?

Considering his post count on this forum is higher than mine and he's only been registered a short time, I think it's a safe bet he's never been fucked.

Unless his hand counts.

ok I said I wasn't over-sexed. That doesn't mean I have never been fucked. I have an ex who was obsessed with sex. No names because there are two people from my school on this site.

[windshipper]

caenus....
1.) I wouldn't consider myself "over-sexed"
2.) I don't even use youtube. I've been on it like 5 times in my life and have never even read the comments.
3.) Insults that require thought tend to ruin the insult.
4.) I haven't watched porn since I was like 12.

1. I wouldn't consider you over-sexed either. You clearly haven't been fucked in a LONG time, judging by how little blood is left for your brain to use.
2. I can see why - the more you hide under your rock, the less the chance of encountering someone who expects you to conduct yourself with a modicum of intelligence. No encounters with other people, things, or ideas = no strain on your already heavily taxed mental abilities.
3. Just... Just.... Wha... My mind is blown. Fuck off, seriously.
4. And what kind of porn was it?

Considering his post count on this forum is higher than mine and he's only been registered a short time, I think it's a safe bet he's never been fucked.

Unless his hand counts.

ok I said I wasn't over-sexed. That doesn't mean I have never been fucked. I have an ex who was obsessed with sex. No names because there are two people from my school on this site.

It's ok. On the internet, everyone is a sex god.

Edit: Goddamn some people don't get a hint.

[Kmd4390]

who said anything about the internet?
you like putting words in my mouth.

[xofelf]

  it's like watching a ping pong match...only one side has like 12 people while the other has one...and the one isn't hitting back very hard.

[Kmd4390]

I have a ping pong table in my basement.

[xofelf]

Cae...i have to ask...where do you find all of those Marvel comics! they're actually pretty great!

[Kmd4390]

it's great when they fit in with the conversations.

[Caenus]

Kmd, Trajan was being a smartass - the point remains though, if you aren't gonna use your brain, then GTFO.

Erica, www.superdickery.com

[Kmd4390]

I use my brain sometimes.

[windshipper]

I use my brain sometimes.

Apparently never on GNE though.

[Kmd4390]

eh. I try.

[Caenus]

Sometimes I don't kill people . . .

Sometimes I don't think of ways to blow up buildings . . .

What matters is not SOMETIMES.  What matters is what you do consistently.  Believe me, you spend a semester using your brain only sometimes, and you'll find yourself with a shit GPA and no chance of catching up.  Life likes to fuck up stupid teenagers who like the concept of only thinking "sometimes".

Here's a hint.  Hit the ON switch on your brain, and leave it the fuck alone.

Preview Edit: You TRY?!?  If this is your best effort you must have the education of a retarded blowfish.  For fuck's sake man, it's not THAT hard. 

[Kmd4390]

worse than a retarded blowfish...I have the education of some one who has been at mount markham since the age of 5.

[Caenus]

So you'd rather lean on excuses than work to better yourself? 

I'm just the way I am, man. 

Gah, John Locke would have a field day with you.  I can see his dissertation now: "A Field Study of the Blank Slate Under Poor Influence" aka "what not to be when you grow up".

[Kmd4390]

I wasn't making excuses, I was stating a fact.

[MissTake1024]

all right - enough of the stupidity.
Put thought in before posting, k?

[Caenus]

Heh, it's all been resolved.

Here's another fun one:

You perform partial birth abortions yourself with a straw, don't you?  You baby-eating freak.

Heard some random dude at the mall use that one.

Apparently he was trying to paint the mental image of someone sticking a straw into a woman's puss and sucking out a baby's brains through a crazy straw.

 

[Kmd4390]

wow I know some one who would say something like that too......