Topic: Introduction Thread: New users, please post here!

[contingencyplan]

I'm told this is the thread I should discuss my porn habits in?

Let's have this conversation oot.  tia

Can I join? I <3 porn.

[windshipper]

I'm told this is the thread I should discuss my porn habits in?

Let's have this conversation oot.  tia

Can I join? I <3 porn.

I <3 your porn.

[Neo]

[Caenus]

 

God hates backseat modders. 

[contingencyplan]

(stay on topic... stay on topic)

This is perfectly on topic - so what are your porn habits and preferences?

[Tokes]

Hello Reynard.  Thank you for posting a picture of a fat man.

[Neo]

God hates backseat modders. 

Hello Reynard.  Thank you for posting a picture of a fat man.

C'mon, it was funny. XD

(As a side note, I enjoy DC rabbit. That should give you enough to spam this topic to hell!)

[Tokes]

C'mon, it was funny. XD

It wasn't funny for three reasons:

1. Assumes everyone has seen Starwars.  At least I'm assuming it's starwars based on the ugly uniform, and that the person is fat and can't shave and likely lives in his mom's basement.  Seems like this person is either a starwars fanboi.  It assumes that there is some reference between the picture and the lines "stay on topic."  However to stay on topic one would have to be focused.  Have you seen this picture?  He does not have a bright look on his face.

2. I don't see how this brings us back to the topic.  Doesn't have the right message to it.  It seems like this will be a distraction that people will write lists about further undermining the glory that this thread has been in the past.  It just doesn't have a message that delivers and stays will the viewer as a proper satire on the situation.

3. Starwars marcos aren't funny.  Kitten Marcos are HILARIOUS though.



See.  Much better.

[Neo]

You haven't seen star wars? Blasphemy.

I have four words for you:



Next four:

Go watch Star Wars

[Tokes]

You haven't seen star wars? Blasphemy.

I have four words for you:



Next four:

Go watch Star Wars

This thread is about encouraging new posters to post and feel welcomed, not telling them to 'shut the fuck up.'  You need to get back on topic.

[Neo]

Agreed. (BTW, T'was not my intention to offend.)

[Tokes]

Agreed. (BTW, T'was not my intention to offend.)

Oh look Ted, looks like he tried to go for a t'was on that first jump, however he accidentally let a 'btw' go.  That's not going to score him highly with the judges.

Yes Jim, you're right.  Capitalizing it just will stress that mistake to the judges more.

Speaking of mistakes, look at that image macros.

Overused, Jim.

You said it.  I thought image macros had gone the way of the dodo Ted.

You must go out a lot.  People are still posting them to death, as you can see here.

Looks like the judges have their scores ready.

England 2.3
Germany 3.1
Spain 3.0
Japan 4.3 hmm still like the macros there I see
USA 3.2
France 1.2 well that's France for you

[Neo]

It took you ten minutes to post that? *laugh out loud*
But still, it was funny. Good post.

[contingencyplan]

So in the current troll war between Tokes and Reynard, we have Tokes: 4, Reynard: 0. Sorry man, I calls 'em like I sees 'em, and your collection has been taken entirely from the "suck" bin. See previous: you wanna play with the big boys (and girls), you gotta step it up a notch.

You still haven't answered my question, either:

This is perfectly on topic - so what are your porn habits and preferences?

France 1.2 well that's France for you

Fucking French

[Tokes]

It took you ten minutes to post that? *laugh out loud*
But still, it was funny. Good post.

Sorry that I kept you waiting for a response. I guess I wasn't paying as close attention to the thread as you are.

Though I have no idea where you are getting 10 minutes from.  Do you take the time in between posts an multiply by 2/3?  Tell us of you hidden science to determine time it takes to post.

[windshipper]

Reynard:


Tokes:


Reynard:


Tokes:


Reynard:

[Neo]

This is perfectly on topic - so what are your porn habits and preferences?

Answered here:

(As a side note, I enjoy DC rabbit. That should give you enough to spam this topic to hell!)

*not for under age users*
(off site link: http://www.rabbitvalley.com/pictures/sasha-st-augustine-2-23802.jpg)
*not for under age users*


I got ten minutes from the time I watched you start to post on the topic to the time you posted. I wasn't talking about the overal time between my post and yours. You started your post about ten minutes before it was posted, in fact, we were both done before c-plan who started about the same time you did.

[Caenus]

Oh Jesus Herbert Walker Christ, Reynard's into furries!

 
 

[Neo]

(As a side note, I enjoy DC rabbit. That should give you enough to spam this topic to hell!)

Let the spam begin! 

[windshipper]

(As a side note, I enjoy DC rabbit. That should give you enough to spam this topic to hell!)

Let the spam begin! 

Why would you even make mention of this if you didn't want to draw attention to yourself?