Topic: Introduction Thread: New users, please post here!

[Kmd4390]

Caenus and Windshipper are merely helping me to understand better posting habits. Don't worry about it, Misstake.

[xofelf]

Caenus and wind....if you went and did that to my posts...i would hate you forever and try to kill you in your sleep.
nothing personal...but that's rude... i know you guys are mods but isn't this abusing your powers a little?

Kill me in my sleep, eh?

[Kmd4390]

No, it's not abuse!

We're all having fun!

Thank you sirs, may I have another?

[MissTake1024]

Caenus and wind....if you went and did that to my posts...i would hate you forever and try to kill you in your sleep.
nothing personal...but that's rude... i know you guys are mods but isn't this abusing your powers a little?

Kill me in my sleep, eh?

Down windy.

[windshipper]

No Windy, UP!

Well... Only if you insist Kmd...

[MissTake1024]

 

[windshipper]

Ignore me, I'm a retard who just can't stop hitting the "reply" button. It's right next to alt+tab keys that I usually flip to so I can go look at porn, but I keep hitting reply instead.

Sorry guys!

Dude we don't want to hear about your porn habit.

[windshipper]

But . . . but . . . I feel so unfulfilled by my "girlfriend" . . . I sent five proofs of purchase in to the Russian Mail-Order Bride service like they told me to, but she never came. 

Don't dis the porn, man.  It's all I have!

Porn is an addiction just like any other. Much like alcohol, it is to be used only in moderation. Tsk tsk.

And you know that Mail-Order brides are just a dramabomb that isn't even waiting to happen. They are happening. I wish you good luck with that, man, but hooooo-boy, when she arrives you had better post a thread on here

[Kmd4390]

Ok attack me all you want but please don't go after my girlfriend like that.

[Caenus]

Alright, I think NOW would be a good time to make our point, don't you Wind?

[windshipper]

I wholeheartedly agree.

[Kmd4390]

he's already made the point.
Admins have the power to be assholes if they choose.

[Caenus]

WRONG!

Now before you go all emo on us and get bitchy, LISTEN UP.

[Kmd4390]

I am far from emo.
And now my karma shows anyone who sees it that I watch porn which is completely untrue.

[Caenus]

The point is this: the stupidity and lunacy that we've been editing into your posts has made you feel pretty crummy hasn't it?

You feel like we're being unreasonable and we aren't allowing you to have any fun.

This is somewhat how it feels to us.  This site is NOT Erica's personal playground, nor does she have the right to invite umpteen million of her friends to turn it into one.  She invited you to join in on the mafia game and that's GREAT and acceptable, but you have to realize that this is a BUSINESS, of which I happen to be co-owner.  And when anyone comes into my place of business and starts acting the way you did, laughing like our comments about you using your brain were a joke, then it's equivalent to someone walking into a physical place of business and started spray painting the walls.  Vandalizing our place just like we vandalized your posts.

This place is meant to be a place of fun, but we don't want this kind of horseshit here.  Posting shit posts and swaggering around trying to cockslap everyone here, ESPECIALLY at the age of 18 is the kind of immaturity that we DO NOT WANT and WILL NOT PUT UP WITH. 

So now you have this chance:  Act mature, use your brain, and don't think that being 18 is anything special.  The average age on these forums is 23.  If you can't play with the big boys, then go back to the minor leagues.  I think you're a good guy, if you'd actually behave and act like a normal human being we'd be more than happy to include you without the harassment.

Do you get the point NOW?

[Kmd4390]

Ok, I'd like to apologize to you both and to erica.
I didn't realize anything I posted was being taken seriously.
Also, anything I have done should not be reflected on erica.
It is not her fault that I joined.
I saw her on the forums and thought it would be fun to join.
The mafia game is not why I joined, it was simply something I found on the site and has become a major obession of mine.
Again, I'd like to apologize and if it is best I think I will finish out the game and then leave you all alone.
Sorry to have upset you.

[windshipper]

This includes shit like you going "Golly, you haven't acted smart up until now, why start?"

You act smart in the Mafia game, relatively speaking. But then going and posting in threads that have been dead for two years simply to say "Hey I wonder if anyone will post in these? This is the oldest thread on the forums and no one has posted in it since then, so why not?" They're dead for a reason. People lost interest in them. What is the idea and the thinking behind that?

We'll stop harassing you and being mean to you when you start posting with some thinking. I moved my "Does Windshipper have a soul?" thread to Wars because, well, I admit I didn't think when I posted it and I regret that. It didn't really do anything to add to these forums and was kind of dumb. We all screw up, but when you constantly shit post and refuse to amend the wrongs, when people ask you to start acting smart you scoff and go "lol authority" pretty much, what do you think people are going to do? Take your nonchalance at posting everything and anything anywhere and being generally dismissive and being dumb and go "Oh well."

If we wanted you off these boards, straight out off these boards, we would have banned you or probated you. We want to give you a chance, as we both think that you could do better. You just choose not to.

Again, I'd like to apologize and if it is best I think I will finish out the game and then leave you all alone.
Sorry to have upset you.

We're not asking you to leave. Again, if we wanted to, we could do that on our own. We're asking you to participate with some forethought.

Deal?

[Kmd4390]

Again wind, I'm sorry.
I misunderstood the purpose of the forums.
I was posting simply to talk to the people on here and follow the topics of the threads as much as possible.
I'm sorry.

[windshipper]

Again wind, I'm sorry.
I misunderstood the purpose of the forums.
I was posting simply to talk to the people on here and follow the topics of the threads as much as possible.
I'm sorry.

There are threads on here for chilling out. That's what most of Discussion is, and heck, Wars. Mafia, too.

I don't think you're getting what we're trying to say. We're not saying "Get OUT!" We're just saying that we'd like you to post with some more forethought here instead of being dismissive of everything we say. This is a business that is being run here by Cae, Morgul, and others but that doesn't mean we'll do everything we can to stifle people from having fun.

It's just the attitude of coming in here and posting anything and everything everywhere you can and then when we ask you to change your attitude, please, you respond by dismissing us and saying that you don't need to use your brain.
At all.


We don't aim to outright kick you off. We just ask you to use a little more moderation and thought in your actions. You're 18, that's fine, I was that not too long ago. Keep in mind that at the age of 18, not everyone in some sort of authority position is out to get you.

[Kmd4390]

That is what I was trying to do.
everyone's intelligence level seems to be above mine though.

Just saw your edit and the reason I posted so much is because I was having fun with it, not to simply post.
Again, I'm sorry. My idea of fun seems to be different from yours so I'm sorry I didn't understand that.