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Kmd4390:
Well this doesn't match wind's post but it has to be posted.

I was walking into school the other day and as I got off the bus, Xite says "Hey, Matt (my brother) rides your bus?!?"

I didn't have to answer with any more than :roll: because she has known us both and known we were brothers for about.... 3 years maybe?

edit: ok more like 5 years if you include before you actually met me.

Xite91:
this is just making it worse, but it's been about 5 kmd...

Corthos:
Glossary Of Blonde Medicine

- A -

Artery: Study Of Paintings

- B -

Bacteria: Back Door To A Cafeteria
Barium: What Doctors Do When Treatment Fails
Benign: What You Be After You Be Eight
Bowel: A Letter Like A, E, I, O Or U

- C -

Caesarean Section: A District In Rome
Cat Scan: Searching For Kitty
Cauterize: Made Eye Contact With Her
Colic: A Sheep Dog
Coma: A Punctuation Mark
Congenital: Friendly

- D -

Dnc: Where Washington Is
Dilate: To Live Long

- E -

Enema: Not A Friend

- F -

Fester: Quicker

- G -

Genital: Non-jewish
G.i. Series: Soldier Ball Game
Grippe: Suitcase

- H -

Hangnail: Coat Hook
High Colonic: Jewish Religious Holiday

- I -

Impotent: Distinguished, Well Known

- L -

Labor Pain: Getting Hurt At Work

- M -

Medical Staff: Doctor's Cane
Morbid: Higher Offer

- N -

Nitrate: Cheaper Than A Day Rate
Node: Was Aware Of

- O -

Outpatient: Person Who Has Fainted

- P -

Pap Smear: Fatherhood Test
Pelvis: Cousin Of Elvis
Post Operative: Letter Carrier
Prostate: Flat On Your Back

- R -

Recovery Room: Place To Do Upholstery
Rectum: Dang Near Killed Him
Rheumatic: Amorous

- S -

Secretion: Hiding Something
Seizure: Roman Emperor

- T -

Tablet: A Small Table
Terminal Illness: Getting Sick At The Airport
Tibia: Country In North Africa
Tumor: More Than One

- U -

Urine: Opposite Of You're Out

- V -

Varicose: Near By

MissTake1024:
I actually printed this and gave it to my boss - We have it hanging up in work.   :buddy:

windshipper:
Getting to the barracks late at night because you and your platoon were pulled in from the field due to thunderstorms. You change out of your ACUs into your PT uniform, and toss your ACUs into your wall locker. In the morning, you figure that you'll just roll with the change of ACUs that you have in your ruck sack already (as a part of the packing list), as you'll be wearing your PT uniform for the majority of the day until after you're done learning how to use zodiacs, making poncho rafts, etc.

Later that day, you change out of your PT uniform after learning all of the above, only to realize you left your name tape, your US Army tape (that goes on the left side of the uniform), your ROTC patch, and your US flag patch all back in your wall locker with your other uniform.

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