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Guardian:
 Okay here's one for ya. Went out for a smoke during work. While out on the smoke patio a girl asked me for a lighter, well after searching all my pockets for it, I realize it's sitting on the table right in front of me. ( it gets better)
 After handing it to her it took her a full 10 seconds to realize how to open it. And she proceeded to ask how to light it. (Is a jet lighter with a nice big button on it.)   :math:

Kmd4390:
Jarge- d(>_<)b

BeastUK- How do you get that backwards b?

Anonymous- It's called d


From Pyzam.com

mysticmix4:
There was a guy in my class named Bobbie Spicer. We were both in english , there was a fire drill ... He jumped out the escape window , he ran over to the bleachers there the track field . To his girlfriend in gym class . Started to makeout with her. All sudden you could hear loud crazy culver ( the teacher known for being loud) started swearing at spicer . I was pretty shocked she was saying these things because the principal was right there. He continued  to makeout with his girlfriend and ignored Ms Culver . He went back in the classroom like nothing happened . He got a weeks worth of dentention . He did this ten times later on in there of high school..

contingencyplan:

--- Quote from: windshipper on May 27, 2008, 11:19:22 pm ---Oh yes, it's real.

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Holy shit. That's awesome. And also everything that's wrong with humanity today.

Guardian: You smoke?

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