Author Topic: Birthday fun (Read 26801 times)

Caenus · « **on:** May 21, 2006, 06:54:43 pm »

So should I shoot the punks who ditched me and THEN drink a bottle of whiskey?

or . . .

Do I drink first, THEN shoot?

Morgul · « **Reply #1 on:** May 21, 2006, 07:36:21 pm »

Shoot first then Drink.

Guardian · « **Reply #2 on:** May 21, 2006, 08:52:59 pm »

Drink first then shoot so you can plea diminished capacity... or something like that... ;D :

Morgul · « **Reply #3 on:** May 22, 2006, 12:59:23 am »

Shoot first, then drink and you can claim temporary insanity... evidenced by your obvious realization of the horrid thing you'd done, and desire to wipe it from your mind with booze.

Caenus · « **Reply #4 on:** May 22, 2006, 11:45:16 am »

Or I could just kill them, throw them in the kiln and dispose of the bodies at 3500 degrees.

Heh, they FINALLY showed up at like 10. It ruled.

PieceMaker · « **Reply #5 on:** March 07, 2008, 04:25:59 pm »

Heh, I guess that's the part I missed. Oh well, the rest wasn't too bad. (Except when Kali showed up. Although I must admit it was funny when Dawn came running in in hopes of trying to save Kali's watch. ;D Come to think of it, that was his fault. :o)

Caenus · « **Reply #6 on:** March 08, 2008, 11:12:39 am »

I don't quite remember that.

Kmd4390 · « **Reply #7 on:** April 25, 2008, 08:54:40 am »

ok old thread but I'd say drink then shoot then drink some more.

Caenus · « **Reply #8 on:** April 25, 2008, 08:58:14 am »

Nah, drinking first throws off my aim.

Also, that was like two years ago.

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #9 on:** April 25, 2008, 11:40:56 am »

Haha - So instead of shooting who you intending to shoot, you shoot an innocent bystander?

Kmd4390 · « **Reply #10 on:** April 25, 2008, 06:25:13 pm »

Caemus knows his aim is off when he drinks.
Don't drink with him.
He turns into a serial killer apparently.

Caenus · « **Reply #11 on:** April 25, 2008, 09:06:52 pm »

I'm a killer when, I'm sober - I'm just a worse shot when I drink.

I am however an excellent slitter of throats, sober or not.

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #12 on:** April 25, 2008, 09:08:29 pm »

I'm going to make you a medal =)

Kmd4390 · « **Reply #13 on:** April 26, 2008, 11:39:12 am »

ok so stay away from caenus....got it.

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #14 on:** April 26, 2008, 11:44:32 am »

I don't think you have to worry about being physically close to him.
I think you just have to worry about pissing him off.

Kmd4390 · « **Reply #15 on:** April 26, 2008, 11:46:56 am »

But I piss everyone off so I'm screwed.

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #16 on:** April 26, 2008, 11:49:48 am »

Well then there's only one solution.

You need to sew your mouth shut, and then cut off your hands and feet.
That way people would only feel sympathy for you, and not anger.

There might be a few people that hate amputees though... *ponders*

Who knows.

Kmd4390 · « **Reply #17 on:** April 26, 2008, 01:10:09 pm »

I don't need to do all that. I'm sure there are a lot of poeple willing to do it for me.

Caenus · « **Reply #18 on:** April 26, 2008, 01:43:02 pm »

You could always pull a Titus Andronicus, and cut your tongue and hands off.

But nah, I'm REALLY patient so you needn't worry about me offing you.

And yeah, physical closeness has nothing to do with it. Ask morgul, no matter where you are, the answer to the question "Where's Caenus?" is always: "Behind you."

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #19 on:** April 26, 2008, 02:03:45 pm »

*note to self* Never visit Chris...

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