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Vending Machine
« on: December 02, 2008, 11:38:27 pm »
alright here's a game i found recently. rules are really simple. You insert anything you want as currency into the vending machine. The next person tells you what you receive from it. Got it?

*inserts a quarter*
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2008, 12:17:14 am »
alright here's a game i found recently. rules are really simple. You insert anything you want as currency into the vending machine. The next person tells you what you receive from it. Got it?

*inserts a quarter*

A 3/4 decomposed herring of indiscernible color comes out.

I insert a gold dollar.
What foes are we to meet in battle that we have not vanquished in the shadows of the human soul? What Daemons scream that have not cried to us from the dark places of the mind? What fear have we of death who know there is immortality in the great and noble deeds of men?

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2008, 02:36:14 pm »
A 3/4 decomposed herring of indiscernible color comes out.

I insert a gold dollar.

A toasted human hand comes out.

I insert a 30 year old, never washed, used gym sock.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2008, 10:56:49 pm »
You get laundry soap...


*inserts Skittles*
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2008, 12:57:41 am »
You get a rainbow... sprinkled doughnut.

I insert a 3 foot wide Japanese fan.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2008, 10:20:57 am »
you receive Ramen!!


*inserts the number 42*
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2008, 12:46:08 pm »
You receive a large hadron collider, complete with black hole.  Congratulations, you just destroyed the universe.

I insert Windshipper's left testicle.
Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee God for forgiveness.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2008, 01:40:51 pm »
You get it back as a voice comes from the machine saying, "No one wants that!!!!"

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2008, 04:23:04 pm »
You receive a Thor comic book with a post it note that says "This is what has become of your beloved mythology."

I insert my childlike innocence . . . as soon as I can find it.
Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee God for forgiveness.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2008, 04:42:05 pm »
You receive a Thor comic book with a post it note that says "This is what has become of your beloved mythology."

I insert my childlike innocence . . . as soon as I can find it.

You get an error message: You must insert something real in order to receive something.

I insert Caenus' favorite memory.
What foes are we to meet in battle that we have not vanquished in the shadows of the human soul? What Daemons scream that have not cried to us from the dark places of the mind? What fear have we of death who know there is immortality in the great and noble deeds of men?

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2008, 09:09:19 pm »
You receive my worst nightmare.

I insert a ring pried from the cold dead finger of my nemesis.
Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee God for forgiveness.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2008, 11:10:46 pm »
you receive you nemesis alive once more wanting his ring back


*inserts the mafia(the real one)*
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2008, 02:26:04 pm »
you receive you nemesis alive once more wanting his ring back


*inserts the mafia(the real one)*

You receive a corrupt government.

I insert my crushed faith in humanity.
What foes are we to meet in battle that we have not vanquished in the shadows of the human soul? What Daemons scream that have not cried to us from the dark places of the mind? What fear have we of death who know there is immortality in the great and noble deeds of men?

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2008, 04:06:25 pm »
You receive a card that simply says "The current state of things"

I insert a red yo-yo

Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee God for forgiveness.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2008, 09:43:41 pm »
you get marbles and jacks


*inserts Donuts*
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2008, 10:39:39 pm »
you get marbles and jacks


*inserts Donuts*

You receive donut holes.

Not like, the actual round ball things.

Just donut holes.

Good luck finding them!

I insert a shoelace.
What foes are we to meet in battle that we have not vanquished in the shadows of the human soul? What Daemons scream that have not cried to us from the dark places of the mind? What fear have we of death who know there is immortality in the great and noble deeds of men?

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2008, 10:44:02 pm »
You get a swift kick in the nuts.

I insert a priceless heirloom.
Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee God for forgiveness.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #17 on: December 06, 2008, 12:10:54 am »
you get it back....broken


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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2008, 09:11:07 am »
You receive an error message: "That's just nasty"

I insert a chocolate chip cookie.
Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee God for forgiveness.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2008, 11:41:34 am »
You receive an error message: "That's just nasty"

I insert a chocolate chip cookie.

You get two swift kicks in the nuts. :colbert:

I insert a swift kick to the nuts.
What foes are we to meet in battle that we have not vanquished in the shadows of the human soul? What Daemons scream that have not cried to us from the dark places of the mind? What fear have we of death who know there is immortality in the great and noble deeds of men?

:black101:


Some people say I need to find my innerchild. I tell them that I found him already. He's now hog tied and wrapped in a tarp stuffed in my trunk.