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Re: Introduction Thread: New users, please post here!
« Reply #440 on: July 28, 2008, 11:06:31 am »
I'm told this is the thread I should discuss my porn habits in?

Let's have this conversation oot.  tia

Can I join? I <3 porn.
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Re: Introduction Thread: New users, please post here!
« Reply #441 on: July 28, 2008, 12:47:52 pm »
I'm told this is the thread I should discuss my porn habits in?

Let's have this conversation oot.  tia

Can I join? I <3 porn.
I <3 your porn.
What foes are we to meet in battle that we have not vanquished in the shadows of the human soul? What Daemons scream that have not cried to us from the dark places of the mind? What fear have we of death who know there is immortality in the great and noble deeds of men?

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Re: Introduction Thread: New users, please post here!
« Reply #442 on: July 28, 2008, 07:36:05 pm »

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Re: Introduction Thread: New users, please post here!
« Reply #443 on: July 28, 2008, 08:24:02 pm »
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God hates backseat modders.  :toot:
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Re: Introduction Thread: New users, please post here!
« Reply #444 on: July 28, 2008, 08:47:39 pm »
(stay on topic... stay on topic)

This is perfectly on topic - so what are your porn habits and preferences?
We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true. 
    ~Robert Wilensky

It is not bigotry to be certain we are right; but it is bigotry to be unable to imagine how we might possibly have gone wrong.
    ~GK Chesterton

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction.
    ~Blaise Pascal

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Re: Introduction Thread: New users, please post here!
« Reply #445 on: July 28, 2008, 08:58:15 pm »

Hello Reynard.  Thank you for posting a picture of a fat man.
I watched so much scrambled TV porn when I was young that by the time I got to see real porn I was quickly put off by the lack of subtlety and unabstract nature of it.

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Re: Introduction Thread: New users, please post here!
« Reply #446 on: July 28, 2008, 09:21:47 pm »
:catholic:

God hates backseat modders.  :toot:
Hello Reynard.  Thank you for posting a picture of a fat man.

C'mon, it was funny. XD

(As a side note, I enjoy DC rabbit. That should give you enough to spam this topic to hell!)
« Last Edit: July 28, 2008, 09:23:20 pm by Reynard »

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« Reply #447 on: July 28, 2008, 09:47:38 pm »
C'mon, it was funny. XD

It wasn't funny for three reasons:

1. Assumes everyone has seen Starwars.  At least I'm assuming it's starwars based on the ugly uniform, and that the person is fat and can't shave and likely lives in his mom's basement.  Seems like this person is either a starwars fanboi.  It assumes that there is some reference between the picture and the lines "stay on topic."  However to stay on topic one would have to be focused.  Have you seen this picture?  He does not have a bright look on his face.

2. I don't see how this brings us back to the topic.  Doesn't have the right message to it.  It seems like this will be a distraction that people will write lists about further undermining the glory that this thread has been in the past.  It just doesn't have a message that delivers and stays will the viewer as a proper satire on the situation.

3. Starwars marcos aren't funny.  Kitten Marcos are HILARIOUS though.



See.  Much better.
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Re: Introduction Thread: New users, please post here!
« Reply #448 on: July 28, 2008, 10:07:17 pm »
You haven't seen star wars? Blasphemy.

I have four words for you:



Next four:

Go watch Star Wars

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Re: Introduction Thread: New users, please post here!
« Reply #449 on: July 28, 2008, 10:10:51 pm »
You haven't seen star wars? Blasphemy.

I have four words for you:



Next four:

Go watch Star Wars

This thread is about encouraging new posters to post and feel welcomed, not telling them to 'shut the fuck up.'  You need to get back on topic.
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« Reply #450 on: July 28, 2008, 10:14:48 pm »
Agreed. (BTW, T'was not my intention to offend.) :showtime:

« Last Edit: July 28, 2008, 10:16:58 pm by Reynard »

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« Reply #451 on: July 28, 2008, 10:39:09 pm »
Agreed. (BTW, T'was not my intention to offend.) :showtime:



Oh look Ted, looks like he tried to go for a t'was on that first jump, however he accidentally let a 'btw' go.  That's not going to score him highly with the judges.

Yes Jim, you're right.  Capitalizing it just will stress that mistake to the judges more.

Speaking of mistakes, look at that image macros.

Overused, Jim.

You said it.  I thought image macros had gone the way of the dodo Ted.

You must go out a lot.  People are still posting them to death, as you can see here.

Looks like the judges have their scores ready.

England 2.3
Germany 3.1
Spain 3.0
Japan 4.3 hmm still like the macros there I see
USA 3.2
France 1.2 well that's France for you
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« Reply #452 on: July 28, 2008, 10:40:33 pm »
It took you ten minutes to post that? *laugh out loud*
But still, it was funny. Good post.

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Re: Introduction Thread: New users, please post here!
« Reply #453 on: July 28, 2008, 10:45:30 pm »
So in the current troll war between Tokes and Reynard, we have Tokes: 4, Reynard: 0. Sorry man, I calls 'em like I sees 'em, and your collection has been taken entirely from the "suck" bin. See previous: you wanna play with the big boys (and girls), you gotta step it up a notch.

You still haven't answered my question, either:

This is perfectly on topic - so what are your porn habits and preferences?

France 1.2 well that's France for you

Fucking French
We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true. 
    ~Robert Wilensky

It is not bigotry to be certain we are right; but it is bigotry to be unable to imagine how we might possibly have gone wrong.
    ~GK Chesterton

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction.
    ~Blaise Pascal

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Re: Introduction Thread: New users, please post here!
« Reply #454 on: July 28, 2008, 11:03:03 pm »
It took you ten minutes to post that? *laugh out loud*
But still, it was funny. Good post.
Sorry that I kept you waiting for a response. I guess I wasn't paying as close attention to the thread as you are.

Though I have no idea where you are getting 10 minutes from.  Do you take the time in between posts an multiply by 2/3?  Tell us of you hidden science to determine time it takes to post.
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« Reply #455 on: July 29, 2008, 01:58:37 am »
Reynard:


Tokes:


Reynard:


Tokes:


Reynard:
What foes are we to meet in battle that we have not vanquished in the shadows of the human soul? What Daemons scream that have not cried to us from the dark places of the mind? What fear have we of death who know there is immortality in the great and noble deeds of men?

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« Reply #456 on: July 29, 2008, 12:44:15 pm »
This is perfectly on topic - so what are your porn habits and preferences?

Answered here:
(As a side note, I enjoy DC rabbit. That should give you enough to spam this topic to hell!)
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I got ten minutes from the time I watched you start to post on the topic to the time you posted. I wasn't talking about the overal time between my post and yours. You started your post about ten minutes before it was posted, in fact, we were both done before c-plan who started about the same time you did.

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Re: Introduction Thread: New users, please post here!
« Reply #457 on: July 29, 2008, 01:06:24 pm »
Oh Jesus Herbert Walker Christ, Reynard's into furries!

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« Reply #458 on: July 29, 2008, 01:09:55 pm »
(As a side note, I enjoy DC rabbit. That should give you enough to spam this topic to hell!)

Let the spam begin!  :moose: :psyduck: :halfmoose: :hobbes: :quagmire:

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« Reply #459 on: July 29, 2008, 05:46:23 pm »
(As a side note, I enjoy DC rabbit. That should give you enough to spam this topic to hell!)

Let the spam begin!  :moose: :psyduck: :halfmoose: :hobbes: :quagmire:
Why would you even make mention of this if you didn't want to draw attention to yourself?
What foes are we to meet in battle that we have not vanquished in the shadows of the human soul? What Daemons scream that have not cried to us from the dark places of the mind? What fear have we of death who know there is immortality in the great and noble deeds of men?

:black101:


Some people say I need to find my innerchild. I tell them that I found him already. He's now hog tied and wrapped in a tarp stuffed in my trunk.