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Offline Xite91

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Re: Blonde Moments
« Reply #40 on: May 19, 2008, 07:53:46 am »
It wouldn't really do her any good, she'd think about the same amount either way...
What if I wanted to break
laugh it all up in your face
what would you do?

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Re: Blonde Moments
« Reply #41 on: May 27, 2008, 11:19:22 pm »
What foes are we to meet in battle that we have not vanquished in the shadows of the human soul? What Daemons scream that have not cried to us from the dark places of the mind? What fear have we of death who know there is immortality in the great and noble deeds of men?

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Re: Blonde Moments
« Reply #42 on: May 28, 2008, 03:15:50 am »
Holy shit.

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Re: Blonde Moments
« Reply #43 on: May 28, 2008, 07:20:54 am »
Wow...
What if I wanted to break
laugh it all up in your face
what would you do?

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Re: Blonde Moments
« Reply #44 on: June 03, 2008, 12:33:50 pm »
wow....that's just bad...
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Re: Blonde Moments
« Reply #45 on: June 19, 2008, 04:16:38 pm »
Well this doesn't match wind's post but it has to be posted.

I was walking into school the other day and as I got off the bus, Xite says "Hey, Matt (my brother) rides your bus?!?"

I didn't have to answer with any more than :roll: because she has known us both and known we were brothers for about.... 3 years maybe?

edit: ok more like 5 years if you include before you actually met me.
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Re: Blonde Moments
« Reply #46 on: June 19, 2008, 05:02:58 pm »
this is just making it worse, but it's been about 5 kmd...
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Re: Blonde Moments
« Reply #47 on: June 20, 2008, 01:27:44 pm »
Glossary Of Blonde Medicine

- A -

Artery: Study Of Paintings

- B -

Bacteria: Back Door To A Cafeteria
Barium: What Doctors Do When Treatment Fails
Benign: What You Be After You Be Eight
Bowel: A Letter Like A, E, I, O Or U

- C -

Caesarean Section: A District In Rome
Cat Scan: Searching For Kitty
Cauterize: Made Eye Contact With Her
Colic: A Sheep Dog
Coma: A Punctuation Mark
Congenital: Friendly

- D -

Dnc: Where Washington Is
Dilate: To Live Long

- E -

Enema: Not A Friend

- F -

Fester: Quicker

- G -

Genital: Non-jewish
G.i. Series: Soldier Ball Game
Grippe: Suitcase

- H -

Hangnail: Coat Hook
High Colonic: Jewish Religious Holiday

- I -

Impotent: Distinguished, Well Known

- L -

Labor Pain: Getting Hurt At Work

- M -

Medical Staff: Doctor's Cane
Morbid: Higher Offer

- N -

Nitrate: Cheaper Than A Day Rate
Node: Was Aware Of

- O -

Outpatient: Person Who Has Fainted

- P -

Pap Smear: Fatherhood Test
Pelvis: Cousin Of Elvis
Post Operative: Letter Carrier
Prostate: Flat On Your Back

- R -

Recovery Room: Place To Do Upholstery
Rectum: Dang Near Killed Him
Rheumatic: Amorous

- S -

Secretion: Hiding Something
Seizure: Roman Emperor

- T -

Tablet: A Small Table
Terminal Illness: Getting Sick At The Airport
Tibia: Country In North Africa
Tumor: More Than One

- U -

Urine: Opposite Of You're Out

- V -

Varicose: Near By

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Re: Blonde Moments
« Reply #48 on: July 06, 2008, 06:49:02 am »
I actually printed this and gave it to my boss - We have it hanging up in work.   :buddy:

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Re: Blonde Moments
« Reply #49 on: July 06, 2008, 10:41:40 am »
Getting to the barracks late at night because you and your platoon were pulled in from the field due to thunderstorms. You change out of your ACUs into your PT uniform, and toss your ACUs into your wall locker. In the morning, you figure that you'll just roll with the change of ACUs that you have in your ruck sack already (as a part of the packing list), as you'll be wearing your PT uniform for the majority of the day until after you're done learning how to use zodiacs, making poncho rafts, etc.

Later that day, you change out of your PT uniform after learning all of the above, only to realize you left your name tape, your US Army tape (that goes on the left side of the uniform), your ROTC patch, and your US flag patch all back in your wall locker with your other uniform.
What foes are we to meet in battle that we have not vanquished in the shadows of the human soul? What Daemons scream that have not cried to us from the dark places of the mind? What fear have we of death who know there is immortality in the great and noble deeds of men?

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Re: Blonde Moments
« Reply #50 on: July 19, 2008, 07:16:54 pm »
 Okay here's one for ya. Went out for a smoke during work. While out on the smoke patio a girl asked me for a lighter, well after searching all my pockets for it, I realize it's sitting on the table right in front of me. ( it gets better)
 After handing it to her it took her a full 10 seconds to realize how to open it. And she proceeded to ask how to light it. (Is a jet lighter with a nice big button on it.)   :math:
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Re: Blonde Moments
« Reply #51 on: November 10, 2008, 11:00:37 am »
Jarge- d(>_<)b

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Re: Blonde Moments
« Reply #52 on: November 10, 2008, 05:32:35 pm »
There was a guy in my class named Bobbie Spicer. We were both in english , there was a fire drill ... He jumped out the escape window , he ran over to the bleachers there the track field . To his girlfriend in gym class . Started to makeout with her. All sudden you could hear loud crazy culver ( the teacher known for being loud) started swearing at spicer . I was pretty shocked she was saying these things because the principal was right there. He continued  to makeout with his girlfriend and ignored Ms Culver . He went back in the classroom like nothing happened . He got a weeks worth of dentention . He did this ten times later on in there of high school..

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Re: Blonde Moments
« Reply #53 on: November 11, 2008, 06:19:20 am »
Oh yes, it's real.

Holy shit. That's awesome. And also everything that's wrong with humanity today.

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