Author Topic: Bad Sex Jokes/Puns Appreciation Station  (Read 38360 times)

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« Reply #60 on: April 10, 2008, 05:09:05 pm »
and Chris....you weren't supposed to tell them about the rope! Come on, that was secret!


 :uhm: WTF?!?!!  :rofl:

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« Reply #61 on: April 10, 2008, 06:50:50 pm »
  :blink: *twitch*
I really don't want to know...and Cae i did know you were married. Remember all those conversations we had....
and Chris....you weren't supposed to tell them about the rope! Come on, that was secret!

As your future sister-in-law, Erica, I feel it's my duty to tell you that that last statement is WAAAY beyond wrong both in and out of context.

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« Reply #62 on: April 10, 2008, 06:58:59 pm »
My sentiments exactly - minus the future sister in law part.

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« Reply #63 on: April 10, 2008, 07:00:12 pm »
I was about to say . . . this thread just took a disgusting turn.
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« Reply #64 on: April 10, 2008, 07:00:45 pm »
So how about that local sports team, eh?

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« Reply #65 on: April 10, 2008, 07:07:07 pm »
Yeah, those Texan-York Whooping Cranes really are somethin', ain't they?  :psyduck:

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« Reply #66 on: April 10, 2008, 07:18:39 pm »
Yeah... Those Texan-York Whooping Cranes sure beat the shit out of the Floridian-Jersey Screeching Llamas.

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« Reply #67 on: April 11, 2008, 02:48:27 pm »
ewwww sports!
and that's not what i meant at all you twisted people!
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« Reply #68 on: April 12, 2008, 02:42:42 am »
:lol:
Well... the way that you said it granted us to go off in outlandish directions. Silly girl.

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Re: Introduction Thread: New users, please post here!
« Reply #69 on: April 13, 2008, 07:37:37 pm »
I think this thread needs to be split. I'll look at doing it later tonight.
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« Reply #70 on: April 13, 2008, 07:41:58 pm »
I think this thread needs to be split. I'll look at doing it later tonight.

Split! Enjoy!
"Just because my math may tell lies doesn't mean that I don't understand the quantum mechanics of it all." --Caenus

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Re: Random Shit (Split from Introduction Thread)
« Reply #71 on: April 16, 2008, 10:05:49 am »
that's better...now people don't have to read all the randomness while thye are trying to figure out just who the hell we are!
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Re: Random Shit (Split from Introduction Thread)
« Reply #72 on: April 18, 2008, 03:33:26 pm »
that's better...now people don't have to read all the randomness while thye are trying to figure out just who the hell we are!

What do you mean? From what I can remember, this is who we are. :psyduck:
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« Reply #73 on: April 18, 2008, 05:06:29 pm »
that's not the fricking point! but i have no clue what the point is!
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« Reply #74 on: April 20, 2008, 06:21:40 pm »
Wow. I'm kinda glad nobody here knows me (personally).  :crazy:
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Re: Random Shit (Split from Introduction Thread)
« Reply #75 on: April 21, 2008, 05:12:27 am »
me too...or else most people would be like  :suicide: alot, i bet!
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Re: Random Shit (Split from Introduction Thread)
« Reply #76 on: April 21, 2008, 10:18:18 am »
windshipper - you know you love it.

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Re: Random Shit (Split from Introduction Thread)
« Reply #77 on: April 21, 2008, 05:54:08 pm »
windshipper - you know you love it.

Oh baby do I ever.  :blush:
What foes are we to meet in battle that we have not vanquished in the shadows of the human soul? What Daemons scream that have not cried to us from the dark places of the mind? What fear have we of death who know there is immortality in the great and noble deeds of men?

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Re: Random Shit (Split from Introduction Thread)
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Re: Random Shit (Split from Introduction Thread)
« Reply #79 on: April 21, 2008, 06:12:18 pm »
I think this thread needs a title change to "Bad sex/jokes puns appreciation station". Who's with me?
What foes are we to meet in battle that we have not vanquished in the shadows of the human soul? What Daemons scream that have not cried to us from the dark places of the mind? What fear have we of death who know there is immortality in the great and noble deeds of men?

:black101:


Some people say I need to find my innerchild. I tell them that I found him already. He's now hog tied and wrapped in a tarp stuffed in my trunk.