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Offline xofelf

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« Reply #20 on: April 07, 2008, 04:08:09 pm »
he changed his avatar on the gorc forums to this really wierd cow and i hates it.....i really like the Legolas one!
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« Reply #21 on: April 07, 2008, 04:19:20 pm »
Haha I just like it because it's Orlando Bloom =]

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« Reply #22 on: April 07, 2008, 04:34:54 pm »
me too! :happy:
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« Reply #23 on: April 07, 2008, 04:36:48 pm »
Haha I think that Dave kind of looks like him a little bit.
I don't know.
Maybe I'm biased.

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« Reply #24 on: April 07, 2008, 04:39:07 pm »
yeah...definitely biased!
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« Reply #25 on: April 07, 2008, 04:39:53 pm »
Haha meh - I still think he's ridiculously good looking... regardless of whether he looks like Orlando Bloom or not.

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« Reply #26 on: April 07, 2008, 04:44:16 pm »
i never said he wasn't good looking....i meant he doesn't look like Orlie!
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« Reply #27 on: April 07, 2008, 06:42:11 pm »
Depends.
In some of his photos he definitely does... and ever since he got rid of his mustache he looks... kind of like him. Haha maybe it's just projection.

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« Reply #28 on: April 07, 2008, 07:23:55 pm »
I'm actually just using hypnosis to make her think I look like Orlando Bloom.

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« Reply #29 on: April 07, 2008, 07:26:53 pm »
Ah - so that's what makes you SO good in bed.

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« Reply #30 on: April 07, 2008, 07:27:59 pm »
Yeah, I actually really suck... I just make you think I'm good.

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« Reply #31 on: April 07, 2008, 07:28:44 pm »
Haha hun - Even if you were the most revolting thing I've ever seen you'd still be amazing

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« Reply #32 on: April 07, 2008, 07:31:35 pm »
Thank you, baby :)

I think we're going to get a, "Get a room, you two!" soon :-p
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« Reply #33 on: April 07, 2008, 07:32:59 pm »
So uhm *cough*

How about that local sports team?

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« Reply #34 on: April 07, 2008, 09:56:44 pm »
Yeah, we really don't wanna hear about your sexual escapades.

We're too busy off having our own and not talking about them.   :clint:
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« Reply #35 on: April 07, 2008, 10:20:45 pm »
Haha lo siento.


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« Reply #36 on: April 08, 2008, 04:35:28 am »
Cae you're not supposed to discuss the fact that you have intimate relations...trust me...no one wants to know!
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« Reply #37 on: April 08, 2008, 06:12:44 am »
Cae you're not supposed to discuss the fact that you have intimate relations...trust me...no one wants to know!

Actually, speak for yourself - I wouldn't mind hearing some more.

(I win most awkward response. Countdown till Cae one-ups.)

And e-hi5 whitelynx. :toot:
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« Reply #38 on: April 08, 2008, 09:04:45 am »
*shakes head in dismay*
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« Reply #39 on: April 08, 2008, 12:18:36 pm »
Contingencyplan, you and I already had discussions about . . . interesting things that happen to genitals.

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Also, Erica - I'm married . . . if I DON'T have relations, then something's wrong.
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