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Bad Sex Jokes/Puns Appreciation Station
« on: April 02, 2008, 04:30:54 pm »
that's what you think! i'm already dead! O.o :blink:

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« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2008, 07:06:05 pm »
No - Me likeums my popcorn. I would have shared  :(

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« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2008, 02:01:49 pm »
nice Sheena...*pets* :blush: sorry
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« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2008, 02:14:42 pm »
Well now you know better.

 :showtime: *shares popcorn with Erica*

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« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2008, 02:42:50 pm »
yay!  :showtime:
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« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2008, 03:09:21 pm »
Hahaha  :rara:

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« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2008, 05:20:35 am »
wait a sec...i just realized...i can't eat popcorn  :( it might get stuck in the holes where my wisdom teeth were and that would really hurt! :angryscream: why!?!?!?!?!
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« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2008, 01:27:21 pm »
*steals back popcorn*

Sounds like a really bad corrupt a wish.

Bwahahah

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« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2008, 11:01:18 pm »
wait a sec...i just realized...i can't eat popcorn  :( it might get stuck in the holes where my wisdom teeth were and that would really hurt! :angryscream: why!?!?!?!?!

Owwww. How long ago did you have them taken out? And did they get all 4, or no?

At any rate, hope your recovery goes well.
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« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2008, 07:06:00 pm »
thank you! i got 2 of them out tuesday....and they still ache! :emo:
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« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2008, 08:55:55 pm »
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that really sucks.

They keep telling me to take mine out... But... no. haha

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« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2008, 08:38:20 am »
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that really sucks.

They keep telling me to take mine out... But... no. haha

Well, I had to get mine taken out. They had bad cavities in them, to the point that I was getting BAD headaches (the kind that wake you up in the middle of the night).

Bonus for me: 2 days later I moved 300 miles!
We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true. 
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« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2008, 12:43:10 pm »
Ugh.

You  poor dear.

That does not sound fun at all.

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« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2008, 04:51:43 am »
Sheena-- we should send him hugs! :happy: :buddy:
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« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2008, 01:05:56 pm »
Hahah there's no emotes to send hugs though. We could send him  :calvin: and  :hobbes:

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« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2008, 02:31:14 pm »
I live in Texas, I'm home schooled, I'm less than twenty, I really like soccer... and oranges.

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« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2008, 02:36:14 pm »
thank you =]

And nice to erm... meet you?

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« Reply #17 on: April 07, 2008, 02:38:37 pm »
Lol. Likewise  :)

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« Reply #18 on: April 07, 2008, 03:56:17 pm »
oh good...it's not the cow avatar! Gun Slinger...i would have killed you if it was! :beatdown:
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« Reply #19 on: April 07, 2008, 03:57:59 pm »
 :confused:

Do tell