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Re: Interesting Insults
« Reply #100 on: May 01, 2008, 03:28:22 pm »
ok what the hell does aquaman have to do with anything?
very random.
Time to get back on topic you sponge-brained dingleberries.
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Re: Interesting Insults
« Reply #101 on: May 01, 2008, 03:32:05 pm »
what was the topic boner breath?
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« Reply #102 on: May 01, 2008, 03:34:07 pm »
what was the topic boner breath?
Interesting insults. It's kind of, you know, in the title of the thread. Boner breath does not count as an interesting insult, it's overused, especially by tweeners much like yourself.

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« Reply #103 on: May 01, 2008, 03:36:26 pm »
I have never heard anyone other than myself use boner breath. That is with the exception of my friend who stole it from me. that cum guzzler.....
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Re: Interesting Insults
« Reply #104 on: May 01, 2008, 03:43:56 pm »
Ah, huzzah.  Another lustful, hormone riddled, sexually confused, teenager struggling with his latent homosexuality who reads comments on youtube searching for stupid insults.  How about trying an insult that requires a little thought?  Putting together a well thought out, extensive burn is far more satisfying than the prepubescent spouting of pornographic terms that are gleaned from teenie porn sites during sweaty self-grope sessions while your parents are out enjoying their lives without you.
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« Reply #105 on: May 01, 2008, 03:47:17 pm »
I have never heard anyone other than myself use boner breath. That is with the exception of my friend who stole it from me. that cum guzzler.....
No, no, this is the interesting insults thread, snot gobbling, cow fucking, hydrocephalic, self-fellating fool. The best part of you was left dribbling down your mother's chin, shortly before I paid her and left. Now, can you create an interesting insult or do you have to use the same overused lines time and time again? Or is a thesaurus or a dictionary or even a hint of creativity too hard for you?
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Re: Interesting Insults
« Reply #106 on: May 01, 2008, 03:48:53 pm »
caenus....
1.) I wouldn't consider myself "over-sexed"
2.) I don't even use youtube. I've been on it like 5 times in my life and have never even read the comments.
3.) Insults that require thought tend to ruin the insult.
4.) I haven't watched porn since I was like 12.
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Re: Interesting Insults
« Reply #107 on: May 01, 2008, 03:51:56 pm »
caenus....
1.) I wouldn't consider myself "over-sexed"
2.) I don't even use youtube. I've been on it like 5 times in my life and have never even read the comments.
3.) Insults that require thought tend to ruin the insult.
4.) I haven't watched porn since I was like 12.

You know what, you're right, I've seen the error of my ways. Having to use your wit and humor to create an insult that is original and humorous completely ruins the point of insulting someone. Shakespeare was a fool to create long winded, creative, and funny insults. Instead he should have called someone a boner breath. You're right, generations of human thought and wit have been wasted.

We should all just call people boner breaths, cum guzzlers, and numb nuts. That is the height of humor and wit.

How could we never have seen nor understood after all this time...  :suicide:
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Re: Interesting Insults
« Reply #108 on: May 01, 2008, 03:53:41 pm »
1) Fixed that
2) Same difference, youtube, myspace, they're all a part of the same mental rot that have super-saturated this country.
3) I guess thought would tend to ruin just about anything for you, wouldn't it?  I mean, why think and potentially lend some quality to life when I can get by being a dipshit for the rest of my life?  Here's a hint man, learn to think, or start practicing one of two lines: "Do you want fries with that?" or "Spare change?"
4) That explains a LOT.
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Re: Interesting Insults
« Reply #109 on: May 01, 2008, 03:58:07 pm »
Kmd:
WHY do you post here? It's certainly not because you have anything interesting or intelligent to add to the discussion.
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Re: Interesting Insults
« Reply #110 on: May 01, 2008, 04:01:12 pm »
I have never heard anyone other than myself use boner breath. That is with the exception of my friend who stole it from me. that cum guzzler.....

By implication one can determine:

Your friend uses your Phrase "Boner Breath"

You use the Phrase "Boner Breath"

Because your friend uses that phrase, he is a "Cum Guzzler"

Therefore, you are a Cum Gussler by Implication.

If you wish to guzzle cum, talk to Wind, he might have some to offer you.

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Re: Interesting Insults
« Reply #111 on: May 01, 2008, 04:07:31 pm »
So wait, were you pathetic enough to get flamed out of a thread, where the sole purpose was to insult?
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He is sifting out the hearts of men before His judgment-seat:
Oh, be swift, my soul, to answer Him! be jubilant, my feet!
   
    Our God is marching on.

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Re: Interesting Insults
« Reply #112 on: May 01, 2008, 04:10:15 pm »
Maybe he's looking for some razorblades.  Gotta ease that delicious, angsty pain, and how better than through ritualistic bloodletting?

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Re: Interesting Insults
« Reply #113 on: May 01, 2008, 04:10:24 pm »
caenus....
1.) I wouldn't consider myself "over-sexed"
2.) I don't even use youtube. I've been on it like 5 times in my life and have never even read the comments.
3.) Insults that require thought tend to ruin the insult.
4.) I haven't watched porn since I was like 12.


1. I wouldn't consider you over-sexed either. You clearly haven't been fucked in a LONG time, judging by how little blood is left for your brain to use.
2. I can see why - the more you hide under your rock, the less the chance of encountering someone who expects you to conduct yourself with a modicum of intelligence. No encounters with other people, things, or ideas = no strain on your already heavily taxed mental abilities.
3. Just... Just.... Wha... My mind is blown. Fuck off, seriously.
4. And what kind of porn was it?
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« Reply #114 on: May 01, 2008, 04:11:52 pm »
Maybe he's looking for some razorblades.  Gotta ease that delicious, angsty pain, and how better than through ritualistic bloodletting?


Just remember Kmd, it's down the street, not across the road.
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Re: Interesting Insults
« Reply #115 on: May 01, 2008, 04:12:22 pm »
caenus....
1.) I wouldn't consider myself "over-sexed"
2.) I don't even use youtube. I've been on it like 5 times in my life and have never even read the comments.
3.) Insults that require thought tend to ruin the insult.
4.) I haven't watched porn since I was like 12.


1. I wouldn't consider you over-sexed either. You clearly haven't been fucked in a LONG time, judging by how little blood is left for your brain to use.
2. I can see why - the more you hide under your rock, the less the chance of encountering someone who expects you to conduct yourself with a modicum of intelligence. No encounters with other people, things, or ideas = no strain on your already heavily taxed mental abilities.
3. Just... Just.... Wha... My mind is blown. Fuck off, seriously.
4. And what kind of porn was it?

Considering his post count on this forum is higher than mine and he's only been registered a short time, I think it's a safe bet he's never been fucked.

Unless his hand counts.
He has sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat;
He is sifting out the hearts of men before His judgment-seat:
Oh, be swift, my soul, to answer Him! be jubilant, my feet!
   
    Our God is marching on.

        Glory, glory, hallelujah!
        Glory, glory, hallelujah!
        Glory, glory, hallelujah!
        While God is Marching on.

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« Reply #116 on: May 01, 2008, 04:12:58 pm »
Maybe he's looking for some razorblades.  Gotta ease that delicious, angsty pain, and how better than through ritualistic bloodletting?


Just remember Kmd, it's down the street, not across the road.

You just softclaimed :emo:
He has sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat;
He is sifting out the hearts of men before His judgment-seat:
Oh, be swift, my soul, to answer Him! be jubilant, my feet!
   
    Our God is marching on.

        Glory, glory, hallelujah!
        Glory, glory, hallelujah!
        Glory, glory, hallelujah!
        While God is Marching on.

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« Reply #117 on: May 01, 2008, 04:17:46 pm »
I think I missed all the fun. :smith:
He has sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat;
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Oh, be swift, my soul, to answer Him! be jubilant, my feet!
   
    Our God is marching on.

        Glory, glory, hallelujah!
        Glory, glory, hallelujah!
        Glory, glory, hallelujah!
        While God is Marching on.

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Re: Interesting Insults
« Reply #118 on: May 01, 2008, 04:19:04 pm »
caenus....
1.) I wouldn't consider myself "over-sexed"
2.) I don't even use youtube. I've been on it like 5 times in my life and have never even read the comments.
3.) Insults that require thought tend to ruin the insult.
4.) I haven't watched porn since I was like 12.


1. I wouldn't consider you over-sexed either. You clearly haven't been fucked in a LONG time, judging by how little blood is left for your brain to use.
2. I can see why - the more you hide under your rock, the less the chance of encountering someone who expects you to conduct yourself with a modicum of intelligence. No encounters with other people, things, or ideas = no strain on your already heavily taxed mental abilities.
3. Just... Just.... Wha... My mind is blown. Fuck off, seriously.
4. And what kind of porn was it?

Considering his post count on this forum is higher than mine and he's only been registered a short time, I think it's a safe bet he's never been fucked.

Unless his hand counts.

Actually, I think I figured it out. He hasn't watched porn since he was 12, but he never put 2 and 2 together and figured out how to jerk off. So he's had a raging boner for the past umpteen years, unable to think OR walk straight, thus stunting his growth on all levels.

KMD: Here, lemme help. (Youporn is NWS you retards)

edit: I have been kindly informed that Redtube has higher quality vids, so poke around there too.
« Last Edit: May 01, 2008, 04:23:05 pm by contingencyplan »
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« Reply #119 on: May 01, 2008, 04:24:00 pm »
caenus....
1.) I wouldn't consider myself "over-sexed"
2.) I don't even use youtube. I've been on it like 5 times in my life and have never even read the comments.
3.) Insults that require thought tend to ruin the insult.
4.) I haven't watched porn since I was like 12.


1. I wouldn't consider you over-sexed either. You clearly haven't been fucked in a LONG time, judging by how little blood is left for your brain to use.
2. I can see why - the more you hide under your rock, the less the chance of encountering someone who expects you to conduct yourself with a modicum of intelligence. No encounters with other people, things, or ideas = no strain on your already heavily taxed mental abilities.
3. Just... Just.... Wha... My mind is blown. Fuck off, seriously.
4. And what kind of porn was it?

Considering his post count on this forum is higher than mine and he's only been registered a short time, I think it's a safe bet he's never been fucked.

Unless his hand counts.

Actually, I think I figured it out. He hasn't watched porn since he was 12, but he never put 2 and 2 together and figured out how to jerk off. So he's had a raging boner for the past umpteen years, unable to think OR walk straight, thus stunting his growth on all levels.

KMD: Here, lemme help. (Youporn is NWS you retards)

edit: I have been kindly informed that Redtube has higher quality vids, so poke around there too.

redtube.com has better quality video, just FYI.
He has sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat;
He is sifting out the hearts of men before His judgment-seat:
Oh, be swift, my soul, to answer Him! be jubilant, my feet!
   
    Our God is marching on.

        Glory, glory, hallelujah!
        Glory, glory, hallelujah!
        Glory, glory, hallelujah!
        While God is Marching on.