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Re: Interesting Insults
« Reply #120 on: May 01, 2008, 04:25:47 pm »
Heh, I'm doing everything I can not to picture the kid turning in circles due to the raging erection.

He probably looks something like wolverine (minus the muscles, claws, and coolness factor of +1000).

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Re: Interesting Insults
« Reply #121 on: May 01, 2008, 04:26:52 pm »
Heh, I'm doing everything I can not to picture the kid turning in circles due to the raging erection.

He probably looks something like wolverine (minus the muscles, claws, and coolness factor of +1000).



Holy Hell Caenus, that site is NMS, totally NMS.
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Re: Interesting Insults
« Reply #122 on: May 01, 2008, 06:15:06 pm »
caenus....
1.) I wouldn't consider myself "over-sexed"
2.) I don't even use youtube. I've been on it like 5 times in my life and have never even read the comments.
3.) Insults that require thought tend to ruin the insult.
4.) I haven't watched porn since I was like 12.


1. I wouldn't consider you over-sexed either. You clearly haven't been fucked in a LONG time, judging by how little blood is left for your brain to use.
2. I can see why - the more you hide under your rock, the less the chance of encountering someone who expects you to conduct yourself with a modicum of intelligence. No encounters with other people, things, or ideas = no strain on your already heavily taxed mental abilities.
3. Just... Just.... Wha... My mind is blown. Fuck off, seriously.
4. And what kind of porn was it?

Considering his post count on this forum is higher than mine and he's only been registered a short time, I think it's a safe bet he's never been fucked.

Unless his hand counts.

ok I said I wasn't over-sexed. That doesn't mean I have never been fucked. I have an ex who was obsessed with sex. No names because there are two people from my school on this site.
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Re: Interesting Insults
« Reply #123 on: May 01, 2008, 06:16:42 pm »
caenus....
1.) I wouldn't consider myself "over-sexed"
2.) I don't even use youtube. I've been on it like 5 times in my life and have never even read the comments.
3.) Insults that require thought tend to ruin the insult.
4.) I haven't watched porn since I was like 12.


1. I wouldn't consider you over-sexed either. You clearly haven't been fucked in a LONG time, judging by how little blood is left for your brain to use.
2. I can see why - the more you hide under your rock, the less the chance of encountering someone who expects you to conduct yourself with a modicum of intelligence. No encounters with other people, things, or ideas = no strain on your already heavily taxed mental abilities.
3. Just... Just.... Wha... My mind is blown. Fuck off, seriously.
4. And what kind of porn was it?

Considering his post count on this forum is higher than mine and he's only been registered a short time, I think it's a safe bet he's never been fucked.

Unless his hand counts.

ok I said I wasn't over-sexed. That doesn't mean I have never been fucked. I have an ex who was obsessed with sex. No names because there are two people from my school on this site.
It's ok. On the internet, everyone is a sex god.

Edit: Goddamn some people don't get a hint.
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Re: Interesting Insults
« Reply #124 on: May 01, 2008, 06:38:20 pm »
who said anything about the internet?
you like putting words in my mouth.
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Re: Interesting Insults
« Reply #125 on: May 01, 2008, 07:15:42 pm »
 :showtime: it's like watching a ping pong match...only one side has like 12 people while the other has one...and the one isn't hitting back very hard.
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Re: Interesting Insults
« Reply #126 on: May 01, 2008, 07:17:16 pm »
I have a ping pong table in my basement.
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« Reply #127 on: May 01, 2008, 07:18:53 pm »
Cae...i have to ask...where do you find all of those Marvel comics! they're actually pretty great!
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« Reply #128 on: May 01, 2008, 07:28:32 pm »
it's great when they fit in with the conversations.
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Re: Interesting Insults
« Reply #129 on: May 01, 2008, 07:28:39 pm »
Kmd, Trajan was being a smartass - the point remains though, if you aren't gonna use your brain, then GTFO.

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« Reply #130 on: May 01, 2008, 07:30:30 pm »
I use my brain sometimes.
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Re: Interesting Insults
« Reply #131 on: May 01, 2008, 07:32:23 pm »
I use my brain sometimes.
Apparently never on GNE though.
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« Reply #132 on: May 01, 2008, 07:33:08 pm »
eh. I try.
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Re: Interesting Insults
« Reply #133 on: May 01, 2008, 07:34:46 pm »
Sometimes I don't kill people . . .

Sometimes I don't think of ways to blow up buildings . . .

What matters is not SOMETIMES.  What matters is what you do consistently.  Believe me, you spend a semester using your brain only sometimes, and you'll find yourself with a shit GPA and no chance of catching up.  Life likes to fuck up stupid teenagers who like the concept of only thinking "sometimes".

Here's a hint.  Hit the ON switch on your brain, and leave it the fuck alone.

Preview Edit: You TRY?!?  If this is your best effort you must have the education of a retarded blowfish.  For fuck's sake man, it's not THAT hard. 
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« Reply #134 on: May 01, 2008, 07:40:57 pm »
worse than a retarded blowfish...I have the education of some one who has been at mount markham since the age of 5.
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Re: Interesting Insults
« Reply #135 on: May 01, 2008, 07:42:49 pm »
So you'd rather lean on excuses than work to better yourself? 

I'm just the way I am, man. 

Gah, John Locke would have a field day with you.  I can see his dissertation now: "A Field Study of the Blank Slate Under Poor Influence" aka "what not to be when you grow up".
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« Reply #136 on: May 01, 2008, 07:43:42 pm »
I wasn't making excuses, I was stating a fact.
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Re: Interesting Insults
« Reply #137 on: May 04, 2008, 06:31:21 pm »
:doh:

all right - enough of the stupidity.
Put thought in before posting, k?

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« Reply #138 on: May 04, 2008, 06:37:44 pm »
Heh, it's all been resolved.

Here's another fun one:

You perform partial birth abortions yourself with a straw, don't you?  You baby-eating freak.

Heard some random dude at the mall use that one.

Apparently he was trying to paint the mental image of someone sticking a straw into a woman's puss and sucking out a baby's brains through a crazy straw.

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« Reply #139 on: May 04, 2008, 06:53:00 pm »
wow I know some one who would say something like that too......
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