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Interesting Insults
« on: March 16, 2008, 07:09:06 pm »
It's come to my attention through being an avid fan (yet, not a willing participant) of the war topic that there are some incredibly colorful insults...

Anyone care to share?

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Re: Interesting Insults
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2008, 05:26:47 am »
i know some amazing clean ones! but i'm gonna use them in the wars....but i'll share the one i've used since people will probably use them later.

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there's a story behind this....we knew a kid who when he got excited would start swearing and insulting people and my mom didn't like that so she came up with a whole bunch of insults that were clean and he uses them more often than not..

oh and Sheena....you posted in a war....in the rules it says that if you post in them you are free game for the other people. just to let you know.
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Re: Interesting Insults
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2008, 12:01:02 am »
Chris already messaged me about it.

Limp dicked asshole fucker. that's one of my personal favorites.

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« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2008, 10:55:44 pm »
Chris already messaged me about it.

Limp dicked asshole fucker. that's one of my personal favorites.

Paris Hilton.


Top that one.
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Re: Interesting Insults
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2008, 11:03:56 pm »
Hillary Clinton.  :innocent:
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Re: Interesting Insults
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2008, 01:46:11 am »
What foes are we to meet in battle that we have not vanquished in the shadows of the human soul? What Daemons scream that have not cried to us from the dark places of the mind? What fear have we of death who know there is immortality in the great and noble deeds of men?

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Re: Interesting Insults
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2008, 07:14:10 am »
Ralph Nader

and just for shits and giggles

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Re: Interesting Insults
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2008, 12:36:31 pm »
Tbi Ochen Bolshoya Goloobaya Sobaka, ee ya nye tbya lyooblyoo!
Ee, tbi dyedooshka lyoobet leezat malenkee malcheekov!!!!

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« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2008, 09:52:56 pm »
Tbi Ochen Bolshoya Goloobaya Sobaka, ee ya nye tbya lyooblyoo!
Ee, tbi dyedooshka lyoobet leezat malenkee malcheekov!!!!

Russian?
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Re: Interesting Insults
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2008, 01:17:59 am »
Tbi Ochen Bolshoya Goloobaya Sobaka, ee ya nye tbya lyooblyoo!
Ee, tbi dyedooshka lyoobet leezat malenkee malcheekov!!!!

Russian?

Yes. she told me what it means, but I can't share, lest I loose certain... well, I wouldn't enjoy it.
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« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2008, 09:51:05 pm »
Ralph Nader

and just for shits and giggles

Butros Butros Gali

Also,

Senator Ted Kennedy
What foes are we to meet in battle that we have not vanquished in the shadows of the human soul? What Daemons scream that have not cried to us from the dark places of the mind? What fear have we of death who know there is immortality in the great and noble deeds of men?

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Re: Interesting Insults
« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2008, 09:56:15 pm »
Senator Ted Kennedy

Senator Ted Kennedy's penile pin cushion.
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Re: Interesting Insults
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2008, 11:16:58 am »
ok I got a few
boner breath (one of my favorite insults)
blood belching vagina
herpes infested cum guzzling twat stain
s*** lips


ok thats enough for now
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Re: Interesting Insults
« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2008, 11:18:28 am »
How do you censor shit, and not twat?

Haha

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« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2008, 02:32:54 pm »
it's something we do on our communication for a club..we censor only certain ward while ther rest are out there!
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« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2008, 03:19:45 pm »
lmao exactly wut I wanted
sum1 to question it and erica to pick up on it
ya its like on a censored tv show when they say ass h***
I laugh every time I hear that
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« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2008, 03:29:55 pm »
Ah, yo comprende.

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« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2008, 04:16:29 pm »
Ah, yo comprende.

Yo comprendo, not comprende.

Conjugate the verb.

(Sorry, I'm a mathematician, sure; but I'm a mathematician with a minor in spanish linguistics who lives in a region of the country where the language is spoken by almost half the population).
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« Reply #18 on: April 22, 2008, 04:37:11 pm »
Ah, yo comprende.

Yo comprendo, not comprende.

Conjugate the verb.

(Sorry, I'm a mathematician, sure; but I'm a mathematician with a minor in spanish linguistics who lives in a region of the country where the language is spoken by almost half the population).
Yo comprende works. It's just a very interesting verb phrase. I He/She/It/You (formal) understand/comprehend.

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« Reply #19 on: April 22, 2008, 04:49:49 pm »
 :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren:

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The stupid police are coming for you!
Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee God for forgiveness.